System experience officer

Chapter 2410. The Depression System 1

Feeling that the desert island survival system was very necessary, Han Zifeng immediately reported it. Looking at the other complaints, they were mostly consistent with the complaints of honest children.

Zi Feng thought for a moment and then approached the number one again to discuss the issue. Zi Feng popped up in the original group and said, "Number one, come out and let's talk about something else."

The first person, out of curiosity, asked, "What's wrong?"

Zi Feng complained, "Hey, here's a new task for you. Like my previous group of underlings—some are honest and simple, some are highly curious, some idolize cultivation—you could upgrade the system and create different levels. Like, separate things for mortals, cultivators, immortals, and interstellar beings. They all need to be separated. When the small world's capabilities aren't enough, it can't launch services beyond its limits. Now the people of Blue Star 3434 are heading straight to interstellar space. Have you thought about how the original Blue Star 3434 will survive?"

At first glance, it made sense, but the next second, he roared: "Wasn't that a complaint you filed?"

Zi Feng happily complained: "It has nothing to do with me. I've been slacking off all along. This only proves that your AI's IQ is not good enough. It can be easily fooled and has created a huge pit. You should think about how to sort out the aftermath of Blue Star 3434."

First, speechless, he asked, "So, those subsystems were completely fooled by a few soldiers, right?"

Zi Feng replied, "There's nothing wrong with your interpretation, right?" The group of primal beings watching were practically bursting with laughter. Their first impression was that the entire system was in trouble. What could they say? They could only try to amuse the humans.

The first person, full of resentment, replied, "Okay."

Zi Feng didn't care about the aftermath. Seeing that things were more or less settled, she said to the desert island survival system, "Let's retreat."

The desert island survival system swiftly took him away, and Zifeng gained 5 points of Origin Power this time, before switching to a new scene.

How should I put it? This place perfectly matches the poem by Little Swallow: "I walked into a room, surrounded by walls on all four sides, I looked up and saw a mouse, I looked down and saw a cockroach."

Great, no rats, but definitely cockroaches, and this room looks like one of those infamous dark rooms. There's only one bed in the whole room, a small wooden bed with a thin blanket, and a window in the wall overlooking the sky. How to put it? A normal window, at least confirming that this isn't a prison.

Just as she was looking around with a head full of question marks, a voice rang out: "Congratulations on obtaining the Depression System. You are rewarded with a newbie gift pack."

Zi Feng nodded, then suddenly asked, "What? Say it again?!"

The depressive system weakly replied, "Depressive system."

Zifeng: "Um, I have bipolar disorder, not depression."

Depression System: "It's okay, you can call others depressed, I'll take those who are a bit depressed."

Zi Feng was speechless for a moment, then asked, "What's the situation now?"

The depression system thought for a moment and replied: "Have you seen the movie 'Rainy Night Butcher'? Imagine you're experiencing the butcher's situation, but you'd have pure depression, or rather, the kind where you're being manipulated by your stepmother."

Zi Feng nodded, stroking her chin, and said, "I'm not that crazy, and besides, our symptoms are different, right?" Now she was a little doubtful, but that wasn't important. She asked, "It's about curing depression?"

The depression system also felt that the bound host was unreliable, and it had already silently begun to appeal. So its response was: "More or less?" It wasn't sure if doing this would work.

Zifeng also said that she would like to ask the first question, how to do this? By the way, this system, to be honest, is not very suitable for her, but it is very suitable for Snape and the others.

Zi Feng entered the Origin Group and said, "First, you come out here, what are you doing?"

First: "What the heck?"

Zi Feng replied, "I have bipolar disorder, and you give me a depression system? Are you trying to make me wipe out the whole system? Depression? I can't be depressed at all. The last one that called me depression is still lying dead."

First: "Wait, what depression? Why are you dragging your Jiang Chen out to whip his corpse again?"

Zi Feng muttered, "I just took over a depression system, and you're telling me, with my temper, if you make me depressed, I'll wipe them out in a minute. That's fine, but what's with this new gift pack? Antidepressants, unlimited supply, but have you forgotten? I have bipolar disorder. This newbie gift pack of yours can cause a total wipeout in a minute, okay? That medicine is just bipolar disorder plus bipolar disorder plus infinite bipolar disorder."

The first one suddenly shuddered and asked in a high-pitched voice, "What did you say?!"

Zi Feng complained, "No, do you look it up? What would happen if someone with bipolar disorder took medication for depression?"

First, I did a quick search, and my head immediately went black. Just as I mentioned Jiang Chen, he came over to watch the show and said, "It feels like he took the wrong medicine; the little brat's definitely gone mad." Zi Feng sent a nodding emoji.

All the origins shuddered, suddenly sensing that things could veer off course at any moment, or even explode completely. The first one, speechless, asked, "Hey, have you looked at your surroundings? You're in modern times, for crying out loud!"

Zi Feng complained, "You're throwing this into the ancient times? This is bound to cause an uproar!"

All the origins were speechless again, feeling that there was really nothing wrong with what they said. The first one calmly said, "Wait a minute, let me talk to that depression system, at least we can change your medication."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yeah, at least we can have a proper chat now." After a pause, he said, "Oh right, remember the full Chinese names, so at least I can make sure it's the right medicine after I take it."

The first thing to say is that we must deal with this quickly; if the wrong medication is taken, it will be a huge mess. Those around us also felt that this was the top priority; taking the wrong medication would be a major disaster.

Once she was settled in this place, and after confirming again that the medicine was fine, Zifeng was finally able to have a peaceful chat. She asked, "First, what do you want me to do in this world? And why did you send me this depression system? Aren't there two Snapes? Just send them to test it out. Those two are suitable for this system, hahahahahaha..."

First: "Wait, why did you suddenly think of those two guys?"

Zifeng complained: "Isn't Snape defined as someone who was depressed for the rest of his life? He has a good attitude. Of course, he lets them experience this kind of thing. You don't want me to make you depressed, do you?!"

First, very good, it's already very depressed now. So, Zifeng listened silently, feeling depressed, and bounced up and down.