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Chapter 2403. Escape System 8

Lu Ya nodded seriously, while the third brother scratched his head, "Okay, okay." Nezha, with his tiger-like face, asked, "No, why?"

Han Zifeng calmly slapped Nezha on the head and roared, "So you three traitors, the one with three eyes is the brains, right? We who cultivate curses are basically all bad-tempered. Which of you three is the one who's being a smart aleck? It won't be good if I curse you."

Little Nezha actually said, "It's okay. Anyone who can play with the three of us would never do anything behind our backs. Even if they want to punish us, they would do it openly and honestly, unlike you, Lu Ya, who schemes against people behind their backs."

Zi Feng happily clapped for Nezha, then, with a quick thought, reached into Nezha's chest and pulled out a black Nezha soul from his spirit. Zi Feng began forming hand seals to refine the karmic connection, and soon, the inner demon Nezha transformed into a protective mirror. Zi Feng calmly said, "Well, your inner demon is still there, but wearing this protective mirror comes with a built-in curse buff. Unless Buddhism is truly trying to bully you, you'd better not wear this protective mirror, or you might wipe out the entire Buddhist sect."

Nezha: "No, why did you specifically mention Buddhism?"

Zi Feng replied, "Ah, just think of it as wearing a protective mirror when entering Buddhism. They are prone to demonic possession, body explosion, or basically, the curse is doubled. But this thing is fine when going to Nuwa Palace, they are immune to it."

Nezha nodded and said, "I'm half from Nuwa's Palace too. If I'm going to cause trouble, I'll go there; the goddess might just spank me." Zifeng laughed heartily. Clearly, he'd been beaten before, hahaha...

Zi Feng asked curiously, "When was the last time you were picked?"

Nezha said speechlessly, "During the Investiture of the Gods, the Goddess got angry and beat me three times a day." As she spoke, she rubbed her bottom, looking completely speechless, which made Zifeng laugh even harder.

Zi Feng asked again, "By the way, who does this inner demon of yours hate?"

Nezha immediately replied, "Tower base."

Zi Feng's lips twitched, and the four of them quickly ran to the Hall of Fate to watch the commotion. Sure enough, the current Fate Master was crying, "Jade Emperor, it really has nothing to do with me! My Book of Fate doesn't have Lady Yao Ji or the other two from the Yang family on it. You deleted them yourself."

Jade Emperor: "Then where do they belong now?"

After pondering for a moment, Si Ming said, "Reincarnation is under the jurisdiction of the underworld, but their names shouldn't be on the Three Lives Stone, right?"

Zi Feng muttered to herself, "Why do I feel so confused? Why does it feel like someone who can't be found has come back to life?" She blinked, her eyes fixed on the register of fate. Soon, she understood the cause, process, and result of the matter.

Zi Feng was speechless. How to put it? Her worldview was crumbling. Zi Feng muttered to herself, "Yang Lao Er, your three family members have caught the eye of the Buddhist sect. It's a pity that your parents' love was so strong, but they've ended up being a pair of lovers who have been sworn enemies for seven lifetimes. Is this how these monks play games?"

Zi Feng stroked his chin and said happily, "Yang Lao Er, what price can you pay to save your whole family, three people?"

Yang Jian was truly resolute: "Just tell me, and I will do whatever I can."

Zi Feng nodded and began calculating again. The monks in this world were quite tricky, but there were still limits. How to put it? They were like those who kept jumping around on the edge of the red line.

Zi Feng calmly said, "The reason your three family members have ended up like this is entirely due to the monks' secret manipulation. It's like boiling a frog in lukewarm water, but how come they ended up being such evil cultivators?"

Yang Jian was immediately enraged, but Zi Feng calmly continued, "I can help them awaken their immortal destiny, but their return to immortality depends entirely on themselves. Your family will also be in charge throughout the process. If they are truly converted by Buddhism, that's none of my business. After all, it takes hundreds of years, and I don't have the patience for that. The most crucial thing, and what you should do right now, is to sever their karmic ties with Buddhism. Don't create another Legend of the White Snake; don't you find that disgusting?"

Zi Feng looked at the four people and said, "Anyway, your four family members are fine. Take your dog and go for a stroll in Ling Mountain. Try to sever all the karma of your parents. As for Yang Jiao, with Bodhi Patriarch around, severing his karma won't be difficult."

Yang Jian: "Alright, I'll go chop them down."

Zi Feng casually remarked, "If he brings lotus root starch, he can unleash a critical hit; if he brings monkeys, let's see if he can bring luck."

Sun Wukong asked, lacking confidence, "I don't have that ability, do I?"

Zi Feng gave Sun Wukong another slap on the head with disgust: "Are you stupid? You're at least a fragment of the Heaven-Mending Stone. If you communicate with your original body, you'll have a built-in luck buff, right?"

Sun Wukong: "The problem is, how do we communicate?"

Zi Feng looked disgusted, and even the Heavenly Dao seemed a little embarrassed. Then, everyone saw Sun Wukong suddenly light up like a giant light bulb. Zi Feng pointed at Sun Wukong: "Hahaha, hahahaha..."

Nezha laughed along with them, as did the saints. There was no way around it; this light bulb was indeed quite bright. Soon, Sun Wukong was able to retract his external state back into his body. Hmm, instantly he no longer resembled a light bulb. Zifeng curiously poked the monkey, and Sun Wukong reluctantly lit himself up again.

Zifeng gave Sun Wukong a terrible idea: "Turn yourself into a neon light." Then, she pointed at the monkey and told him to "brighten up." The monkey looked utterly dejected; was this really a good idea?

The Jade Emperor understood, so this time he was also very unhappy. Is this how you play games? The Jade Emperor silently distributed medicine to the traitors and even ordered Yang Jian to bring his axe. Lu Ya immediately trembled, a conditioned reflex.

Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor and saw him being told to fetch an axe. No need to ask, it was clear his uncle was also unhappy. Zi Feng whispered, "Open up the Investiture of the Gods list. Put all those killed by these three traitors on it. Don't they like reincarnation? Si Ming, build up the plot. If they don't suffer, they don't deserve it. Those who donate their hearts, lungs, and internal organs, arrange for them; those who take crime for granted, arrange for them; those strong-willed female leads, a bunch of simps, arrange for them, torture them to death, play with them. You should consider whether you can afford to offend the Second Master or the Jade Emperor."

Si Ming said speechlessly, "Even I wouldn't dare to mess with Buddha."

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "What does it have to do with us if they can't let go of their demonic obstacles?! They just want to have an epiphany, right? Let them try to understand it. Anyway, they're not exactly native to this world. Whether they can understand it or not, it's none of our business. Besides, either you take this guy or I'll just find Luo Hou to take him."

Si Ming was even more speechless and said, "No, find the Demon Ancestor? Are you serious?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "No problem. Anyway, if they don't live seriously after I've given them a curse, then they might as well go die." The group was speechless. Zi Feng touched his chin and asked, "Do Buddhist monks have black spots on their bodies?" Zi Feng thought for a moment and said, "Like moles, things like Buddha's are usually on the forehead."