Chapter 2321. Boss System 16
Chapter 2321. Boss System 16
Han Zifeng scoffed, "So, what good would it do to send someone as despicable as that up there?"
Nuwa: "We can't beat either of them."
Zi Feng: "Aren't you going to do anything about it?"
Nuwa yawned: "I was awakened by you. Right now, most of the saints are in a deep sleep. Apart from the Heavenly Court and the Buddhist sect, who are still in charge, they are basically all asleep."
Zi Feng said discontentedly, "I don't care, Si Ming is definitely going to get blamed for this. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother also know about this, and they can't escape it either. The Four Heavenly Gate Guardians can't escape it either. If you can't handle this, I'll chop them down and ask them if they want to quit. How can these evil cultivators, all dressed in black, have the face to ascend to heaven while they're harming mortals like this? If Qing Luan doesn't have a hundred million merits, she'll just have to reincarnate. It won't make a difference if she gets one more bird. As for that man, with his corpse and sea of blood, he seems more suited to demonic cultivation, right?"
While Nuwa was chatting with Zifeng, she also took a moment to do some divination, and then said, "Wow, do you know who that man is?"
Zi Feng complained, "I don't care who he is, he's already been beaten into a pulp, with comminuted fractures all over his body."
Nuwa slapped her forehead and said, "He's from this side, the son of the Eastern Emperor after Lü Dongbin, descending to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation. Why arrange such a terrible tribulation? It's a script where one can lay down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, only you violently dismantled it." Nuwa released her divine sense to sense and asked, "Wait, what about their Dao fruits?"
Zi Feng happily pulled something out of her pocket and said, "I'm confiscating the tools used in the crime."
Nuwa slapped her forehead again; her head was really hurting now. She tentatively asked, "Sell me?"
Zi Feng retorted, "No, you should definitely give it back to them. They don't deserve it."
Nuwa hesitated again; this time, she was being held a grudge. She sighed once more and said, "Fine, how do you want to deal with them?"
Zi Feng calmly replied, "Qing Luan is cursed by me. I plan to also curse the male lead. He did a lot of bad things before, so I will give him 200 million merits to ascend to heaven. But once he ascends, 100 million merits will be used to replenish the heaven and earth. You can talk to his father up there. If he disagrees, I will just kill him and make them reborn."
Nuwa sighed and said, "Alright, wait a moment." She turned around and used her divine sense to communicate with the relevant people. There were still some who were dissatisfied, but Nuwa calmly said, "If you accept mediation, I will mediate for you. If you don't accept mediation, then my Nuwa Palace will be closed and I won't care anymore."
Everyone fell silent. The Jade Emperor asked again, "Wait, Your Majesty, you can't win?"
Nuwa shrugged: "No, not only can we not beat them, but we can't control them either. My sister is truly insane. Oh, and if you have any questions, go ask the monks. My sister actually wiped out the entire monk family. While this child is only targeting the two of them, if you push my sister too far, she really can grab a knife and show you what it means to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace! And you won't even have a chance to retaliate."
Tongtian asked curiously, "Wait a minute, how did our conversation turn into a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace? Is that the Monkey King's house?"
Nuwa sighed and said, "The one who's about to chop you down is the World-Destroying Nuwa. That's why I'm eager to have a chat with you and the Heavenly Dao."
Everyone immediately realized a serious problem: anyone who could be called the World-Destroying Nuwa must be someone who gets carried away in a fight. Coupled with Nuwa's description, they immediately knew who the next one was.
Donghua Dijun still tried to argue and asked, "What did my son do? What does she plan to do with him?"
Nuwa replied, "Evil cultivators don't do things like that—human trafficking, harvesting organs to sell for money. The point is, my sister belongs to the persecuted group, and mortal laws don't allow it either. So, your unfortunate son has had his merits drained by my sister, and now he's a human meat pie, his bones and muscles shattered, lying there like a corpse. My sister said that out of two hundred million merits, one hundred million will be deducted during the ascension process to replenish heaven and earth, otherwise, forget about ascension. My Qingluan will also have to accumulate one hundred million merits."
Upon hearing this, Emperor Donghua felt that his son could still be saved, and he asked, "Are there any special requirements?"
Nuwa shrugged and said, "Well, my sister is down there, so it's best not to try anything to save the world, or she might just chop you up. The best way is to just ignore it."
Emperor Donghua pondered for a moment and then asked, "Would she deliberately try to kill my son?"
Nuwa shrugged: "In principle, no, she's quite lazy. But if your son is being difficult, then there's nothing I can do. If he uses his father's influence, he might get a beating too. Oh, right, a friendly reminder: that child is learning curses. She's a typical example. I don't have high expectations. If you still have objections, I'll beat you until you have no objections."
This time, Donghua also covered his face. After thinking for a moment, he asked, "Can I talk to my son?"
Nuwa: "That probably won't work. Your son will probably go to jail, or even be executed."
A strange voice suddenly broke out between them: "Go find Zhang Daoling, this area is under their jurisdiction."
Nuwa asked curiously, "How did you get up here?"
Zi Feng shrugged: "You're just here to watch the show. Seriously, if your son hadn't been so reckless, I wouldn't have gone so far as to punish him. You're all cultivators, and your son is practically living a life of debauchery. If it were you, you'd beat him too. Stop reading those fantasy novels; your tribulation plots are all about earth-shattering events. Have you ever considered the resentment of mortals? You can blame it on the God of Fate. Anyway, down there, I think it's good enough that he wasn't chopped up and fed to the dogs. That's the situation. I don't care how you guys are, but as I said: I don't ask for much. If anyone acts like a jerk again, I'll kill them. The laws of Heaven are all the same. Humph."
Tiandao, who was also eavesdropping, was very unhappy, but looking at Xiao Heizi below, he thought, "Forget it, forget it, I can't reason with this kid." Zifeng, on the other hand, happily put down the script given to her by the boss system and calmly said, "Look at the script above. I've already given you a lot of face. Manage it yourself, or I'll call the boss and beat you up."
After the group of immortals finished reading, they all looked at Emperor Donghua with strange eyes. Nuwa was the first to speak: "Sister, well done, no problem. Donghua, how did you raise this son? Have another one, the original one is ruined."
Zi Feng spread her hands: "See, it really wasn't meant to target you, but this is really not something a human would do." As soon as she finished speaking, Dong Hua was struck by lightning, which was clearly the attitude of Heaven. Sure enough, everyone felt it was inappropriate.
Donghua then turned his head and asked, "Where's Lei Zhenzi? Why don't we go down and give him a good beating? This guy really deserves to be remade."
Zi Feng laughed too, and asked curiously, "I just want to know, who came up with such a ridiculous plot?"
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