System experience officer

Chapter 947. Fortune telling system 26

Han Zifeng smiled and explained to the young man: "Boy, this weasel is going to rely on you. Are you willing to worship him?"

The young man was confused: "Offer?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Have you ever seen incense burning in a temple?"

The young man nodded: "I have also gone to many temples to offer incense."

Zifeng said: "Well, the meaning of worship is that you carve a wooden statue of a weasel, burn three sticks of incense every day, and take away tributes."

Zifeng continued: "Because you are being supported, apart from being a shit shoveler, you can give it a stick of incense or a cigarette if you have nothing to do. You two can communicate with each other. Just speak Chinese, and this guy can communicate with his soul. Talking in your head. According to Western understanding, you regard it as your summoned beast. Of course, you have to ensure the intimacy, otherwise be careful of this guy scratching your head."

She thought about it and said, "By the way, kid, you must remember that the Huang family is stingy and communicates in time if there is any problem. Otherwise, it will be your own problem to beat you to death." Looking at the young man's eyes, Zifeng He said calmly: "Communicate, communicate, he can communicate."

The young man was eager to try it, and after thinking about it, he said: "Oh, I will definitely take good care of my little summoned beast."

The little weasel was unhappy, so he just poofed. The young man collapsed immediately. Zifeng covered his face, tilted his head and asked Ling Xuan next to him: "How many days will it take for this guy to wake up?"

Ling Xuan touched his nose and said, "Depending on this guy's physique, it will take two days."

The little weasel turned away with a look on his face, "It's none of my business." Zifeng looked at the little guy speechlessly: "My own shit shoveler, take care of Ang by yourself. Xiao Qi, notify the gravedigger to pick this kid up."

A group of netizens burst into laughter after hanging up the link to this beautiful China. Netizen 1 said: Inexplicably, I sympathize with this foreigner!

Netizen: Weasel: Bro, do you think I look like a god or a human being?

Netizens were very happy. Zifeng directly called the third one, but when he saw this name, when the connection was connected, Zifeng covered his face and asked: "I'm not uncle, are you free?"

Qi Hualiang said awkwardly: "I'm just joining in the fun. Okay, next one."

Zifeng rolled his eyes and saw that it was getting late, so he didn't disconnect. He turned to the page and asked: "Uncle, where are you hanging out? Netizens, have you seen that uncle is like this? This wave of bad reviews is so bad. It's okay." Blindly grabbing the lucky bag."

A group of netizens laughed, and Zifeng said calmly: "It's going to be a mess."

Qi Hualiang waited: "You are also on Hong Kong Island, come out to play tomorrow! I'm finishing up the work here, and I can just go back."

Netizens quit: "Uncle Liang, you can't fool the anchor into showing off!"

Zifeng said with a smile: "Look down, read the comments for yourself, okay, okay, come to the pedestrian street, my home is here, it will be fine for a few days. Yeah."

Qi Hualiang felt speechless, so you wanted to show off, right? After doing this, Zifeng looked at it and found that he didn't really want to sleep. He took a bottle of red wine and drank while waiting for the next wave.

Opening the lucky bag again, Zifeng looked at the name: "The kid is moving." Looking at the name, Zifeng could feel that the local ghost station was about to start work. Looking at the boy with an unlucky look on his face, Zifeng's first sentence was: "How did you come up with such a name? Please change it for the sake of your own life. What do you want to consult?"

The little ghost moved calmly handed over to the two flying immortals from outside the world and said: "I want to get rid of the bad luck."

Zifeng nodded and said: "First of all, the problem is that you have to have a name. Your name, your online name, will attract ghosts. Secondly, you have resentment ghosts in you, which is the result of internal ghosts attracting external ghosts."

She thought about it and said, "Now, go find an open paper shop, buy enough ghost coins, burn them all at the crossroads when you go home, and tell these ghosts to take the money and leave."

Behind this boy, a dissatisfied voice said: "Who are you!"

Zifeng revealed Nuwa's true form again and said, "You are illiterate, right? I tell you to get lost. If anyone has any objections, go ask the City God and Wuchang."

That ghost is still very powerful: "Is she pretending to be Nuwa?"

Zifeng said happily: "Even if I pretend to be, it doesn't matter to any sister. Our positions are the same. Whoever wants it is in charge. Human Emperor Fuxi, that's my brother. What do you think? Monkey, There is a ghost bullying me, do you want to talk to the King of Hell about life?"

Sun Wukong popped his head: "Where is it? Where is it? Where is the one seeking death?" All the netizens laughed unkindly. Brother Monkey is really naughty!

When the ghost over there saw Sun Wukong emerging and Ling Xuan watching the fun, he suddenly felt, well, looking at the sky, he always felt that something was wrong. The tough guy on the other side suddenly changed the subject and said, "Is it too late for me to beg for mercy?"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, this kid is really not welcome to meet. He doesn't look like a bad guy. How can he live like a bad guy!" After saying that, he looked at Zifeng.

Zifeng said: "This kid is a bit cheap. It's like the saying, if you don't seek death, you won't die." Squatting down, she said: "I can compete with the naughty kid from the fox fairy family, but this kid is If you are determined by fate, all the good things you did in your previous life will be ruined in this life."

"The trouble with her was that she was his own sister who died by the river. This had nothing to do with her. In other words, he just didn't find her sister who fell into the river in time. His sister also knew that his brother I didn’t find her, so I wanted to protect my brother.”

"Just looking at her parents, they didn't react at all to the death of her sister. It's a child anyway, so it's up to her to die. Of course, because her sister's death can still depend on other children, their family can also be considered because of him. My sister’s death has resulted in a huge fortune.”

"At first, he could still sense the existence of his sister, but as time went by, you even forgot about her. However, your sister did not blame you. After all, even your parents deliberately downplayed this daughter, so she You see, you are the one who can be ignored."

"But those foreign ghosts in your body are all caused by you seeking death. When you were seven years old, you went to someone's ancestral grave to dance disco and even peed on their grave. The grave was the grave of a kidnapped child. .So, if you want to take revenge on your child, you will follow you. After being discovered by your sister, the two children played together happily. "

"So, the ghost in you is plus one." Netizens laughed crazy when they heard this. Zifeng continued to complain: "It was only half a year later that you encountered a car accident on the way home. Although you saw it, you didn't Help call the police, and with the hit-and-run incident, you will be the victim of an injustice plus two."

"The family company of these two people was robbed, and their daughter was forcibly married, and then died at home. And then, um, the ghost in you is increased by one again. She is their daughter. The resentment of their family is still It’s heavier, but they know you’re just a place to rest.”