System experience officer

Chapter 939. Fortune telling system 18

Xiao Caicai: I heard it, what’s the matter?

Netizen: The anchor should slow down, he is a little dizzy.

Han Zifeng said to netizens: "How about you guess this guy's age, and then guess the age of his girlfriend. In this way, if you can guess both ages correctly, you will get a free guess."

Netizen: "Male 15, female 23."

Netizen: "Male 16, female 30."

Netizen: "I guess women have husbands."

Netizen: The anchor said that men go to jail. I guess it’s 30 for men and 16 for women.

Zifeng looked at the netizen's guess and said: "Ahem, let's reveal the answer. The boy will be 30 in two days, and the girl will be 13 in three months. We really can't be together. This is also your girlfriend. I really don't want to give it away. You went in and proposed breaking up, not because you were afraid, but because you were afraid, okay."

All netizens were silent. Netizen: Don't say it, you really don't say it. They are such an angry couple, both of them are worried about their appearance.

Zifeng nodded and replied: "Actually, as I told netizens, you two are really a couple, but the important point is, first, are you willing to wait until she grows up? Second, you two are so anxious, what better to do? Make it clear. I mean, make it clear in front of both parents. If there is a communication error, you will be in trouble. After all, life and love are two completely different situations, and you have to consider them carefully. "

Xiao Caicai was completely confused now. He pointed at the signboard and asked with a confused expression on his face: "She is only 13?"

Zifeng corrected: "To be precise, it's 12 now."

Xiao Caicai was silent, silently pulling back her hair, and after being silent for a long time, she said: "I finally know what her expression was when she heard my age. It's true that you were born before I was born, and I am old after giving birth to you. I know What should I do, thank you, ma'am."

Zifeng smiled and waved his hand: "Remember my advice, if anything happens, please tell the two families face to face. Otherwise, with your looks, we can really expect a fight."

Netizens were also disturbed by this incident. The following discussion was about how anxious her girlfriend is. Zifeng looked at the comments from netizens and said: "First of all, he and his girlfriend are just accidental. One is developing more actively and the other is developing slowly. But there is really nothing abnormal about their bodies. They are both normal. There is no disease in the child. When that child reaches 60, you will understand how kind the world is to that child."

Netizen: What does anchor mean?

Zifeng replied calmly: "If there are no accidents, when the girl is 60 years old, she will not look much older than she is now, and she is purely educated. This girl eats celebrity food, so it is easy for her to face the pursuit of someone who was just a piece of cake before." The ending of my wife’s crematorium.”

She paused after saying this. Now the world is going to be in a state of chaos. Do you want to call that bastard? Zifeng thought about this while slurping her milk tea, and finally decided that it would all depend on what the West does, and then decide whether to ask the boss to cooperate inside and outside, hey, hey, throw them an unhappy zombie, and I will do it for them even if I think about it. Sad!

Zifeng thought about it and said to the fortune-telling system: "Send the coordinates to my ex-husband and tell him to squat outside and see what happens in the west, and then decide how to punish those with cheap hands."

The fortune telling system is speechless, but what can it do? Western civilization has sealed the Eastern Continent, so it can only be prepared to break the jar.

When Jiang Run heard this order, he clicked, and Zifeng thought about it and said, "System, I'm here to tell fortunes. Can you tell Jiang Run and Fox to locate over there and grab Lily Evans?"

Fortune-telling system: "Wait a minute, Fox Man, please calculate the fate of the mortal world. Is it caused by the Fox Man?"

When Zifeng heard this, he was silent and roared: "Damn fox, come out to tell your fortune."

Ling Xuan appeared very quickly, and Zifeng called again: "Brother Monkey, come out to be a WIFI." Sun Wukong poked his head out, and Zifeng saw Ling Xuan's head with the look of robbery.

Zifeng curled her lips and said: "Fox, it's true, the affairs here among mortals are related to you. To put it simply, these grandsons want to take advantage of you to rob and take away as much of the country's continent as they can. Since this is the case, I don’t know if these grandsons can challenge the king. Do they really think that Voldemort is very powerful? It’s like the world’s old lady has also killed him!”

Zifeng closed her eyes calmly and muttered something in her mouth. At this time, Nuwa of Nuwa Palace also fully understood, so she directly asked people to study the follow-up. Ling Xuan's face was a little dark at this time. If his love disaster caused such a huge world disaster, how could he not bear such a huge cause and effect?

Zifeng looked at Ling Xuan, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, sister is here, which is enough to prove that you will be fine." Silent for a moment, he said to Brother Monkey with a wicked smile: "Mandarin duck at noon Guo, who of you likes spicy food?"

The monkey turned his head and said, "I don't eat spicy food."

Ling Xuan: "I eat spicy food."

Xiao Qi said: "Okay, what do you want to eat and chat with?"

Zifeng said: "If there is a copper pot, it will be more atmospheric. If there is a roasting pot, you can have everything. As for vegetables, fat beef and sheep, seafood, meatballs, vegetables. If you have more meat, you can also grill it. By the way, , buy them whole and slice them up. Shrimp, crab, blood tofu."

After confirming the food, Zifeng said calmly: "I will drink red wine, what will you eat?"

Sun Wukong: "I like white ones."

Ling Xuan said: "White."

Zifeng curled her lips and was unhappy, but still said: "Bring more, and prepare more drinks and so on." Thinking about asking the monkey to follow him to buy food, Zifeng released a robot again for backup, and decisively chose the next one. "What's your name? Link."

After the link, Zifeng looked at this person, hmm, this guy is much more normal, a person who still looks very wealthy, but he has a poor god behind him. A wealthy person can directly choose a flying fairy from the sky. Zifeng sighed, shook his head and asked, "Um, what's your situation? Have you crossed the line?"

The man was confused, and the person behind him said, "Don't mind your own business."

Zifeng smiled: "Hey, stick with me. Okay, if you can survive tomorrow, I will lose." She concluded and sent a message to Nuwa: "Sister, I met someone here as an off-site aid, What is the best way to deal with the poor gods of foreign lands, Western civilization, and island civilization?"

Nuwa replied: "Just kill him."

Zifeng: "Sister, I still ask, can you beat a monkey?"

Nuwa: "Well, let's give it a try. Anyway, the poor god and the broom star can't be helped by monkeys. They are covered by the sky patching stone, so they'll be fine."

Zifeng nodded and said to Xiao Liu beside him: "Tell Xiao Qi that if you go to this place and Didi beats people, you don't need to leave anyone alive."