kvmb Chapter 165: The Underworld Sales Champion (40)
Chapter 165: The Underworld Sales Champion (40)
Song Hao looked at the barrage with a serious expression. He obviously didn't expect that his words would hurt netizens so much.
But his appearance was obviously not fake, and his words were not to show off his wealth.
"I'm sorry, everyone. I didn't expect that my words would hurt your feelings. I have no ill intentions, please don't misunderstand me!"
Watching Song Hao's flustered explanation, the audience in the live broadcast room also understood that he was not pretending, and what he said was not intended to show off his wealth.
[Isn't this guy a bit silly? Why does he take netizens' nonsense seriously? 】
[Tsk, I don't think his IQ is very high.]
[Is this what they call God closing a door for you and opening a window for you? He is so stupid but so rich, and I am as smart as a monkey, with a monthly salary of 3000? Why? ]
[Are the monkeys barking again in Guangdong and Guangxi? ]
[Okay, okay, well said, I was born like this, right? ]
[I always feel that Mr. Song is the kind of person who will give you some money if you keep pestering him! ]
[Stop talking about so much nonsense, Mr. Song, tell me why you are looking for the anchor. I am still waiting for the anchor to tell the fifth hexagram! ]
Song Hao was so slow in reacting that it was unknown how many beats it took. After being reminded by netizens, he suddenly remembered what he was supposed to do today.
"Host, I came to you today to ask you, it's okay that I have bad luck, but why am I so strong that I can kill 7 people in a row!"
Although Song Hao looks silly, what he said surprised netizens!
[Are you the best seller in the underworld? You killed 7 people in one go? ]
[The underworld is empty, and the King of Hell is on earth. ]
Ji Chu looked at Song Hao and couldn't help rubbing his temples: "It's true that you have bad luck, but I've seen that you haven't killed anyone!"
Song Hao was stunned: "That's impossible, anchor, my girlfriend's whole family has been killed by me!"
[I suddenly thought of a joke on the Internet. A man went to a woman's house for a blind date. Not long after they sat down, the old man in the woman's family passed away. Then the woman grabbed the man and asked him to pay compensation, saying that he was the one who killed the old man in her family! ]
[Hahahahaha, I originally thought it was just something made up by netizens, but I didn't expect it to really happen in reality? ]
Seeing that Song Hao didn't believe it, Ji Chu said bluntly: "Your so-called girlfriend is actually just dating you online, right? Not only have you never met in person, you haven't even video chatted with each other?"
Song Hao nodded in surprise: "Host, can you even calculate this?"
Ji Chu looked constipated: "You chatted online for a month, and you spent 20 yuan on her, right?"
Song Hao nodded again: "Yes, she said that her family favors boys over girls, and she hasn't saved much money from working outside. If she doesn't bring money home this year, her parents will definitely kick her out."
"I thought that I still had more than 100 million yuan in pocket money this month, and I couldn't spend it all anyway, so I transferred 20 yuan to her."
In an instant, netizens behind the screen couldn't help but show the same constipated expression as at the beginning of the season.
[Pocket money 100 million? ]
【I can’t spend it all anyway?】
[Just transfer 20 to her? ]
[Why can't I meet someone who is rich and easy to cheat? ]
Ji Chu held his forehead and said, "Then within a week, your online lover said that her grandmother had passed away when she returned home, and her whole family called her a jinx, right?"
Song Hao's eyes widened: "Anchor, how do you know that the first person to die is my girlfriend's grandmother?"
Ji Chu frowned, opened and closed his mouth, but couldn't utter a word.
Song Hao seemed to realize that Ji Chu was speechless. He laughed with a guilty conscience and said, "My girlfriend said that her family favored boys over girls. Now that she had just returned home, her grandmother had died. Not only did her family drive her to the cowshed to sleep, they also took away the 20 yuan she had, saying they wanted to hold a funeral for her grandmother."
"I felt sorry for her, so I transferred another 20 yuan to her and told her to get a hotel room and not to let herself suffer."
Netizens' three views were once again impacted.
【F...First blood? 】
[Isn't this a complete liar? Only you would believe it! ]
[I don’t know whether Mr. Song has not figured it out or your family protects you too well…]
Song Hao felt a little aggrieved, like a child who had done something wrong: "But what she said was sincere and I never thought she was a liar."
Ji Chu sighed faintly: "What happened next? How did you transfer 200 million to her in installments?"
【ha? 】
【200?】
Song Hao scratched the back of his neck: "The next day, she said something unexpected happened at grandma's funeral."
"Her uncle was kneeling on the ground burning paper when he knocked over the brazier. He was wearing linen and it caught fire immediately. No one knew why, so a group of people rushed to put out the fire. Although the fire was put out, the uncle was choked by the smoke and ash in his eyes and lungs. He died."
[Ah? Ah?]
【Double Kill? 】
"It was originally a funeral for one person, but it became one for two. My girlfriend's aunt cried until she got respiratory alkalosis, but the people in the village didn't know about this, and in the end, the aunt died too!"
【Triple Kill? 】
[Everyone is joking, but this liar is quite capable. He actually knows about respiratory alkalosis. If the anchor hadn't said your girlfriend is a liar, I would have believed it.]
What is respiratory alkalosis?
[In simple terms, the occurrence of respiratory alkalosis from crying is mainly because excessive crying causes the respiratory rate to increase too quickly, causing excessive discharge of carbon dioxide from the body, leading to increased alkalinity in the blood.]
[Severe cases may cause central nervous system depression, breathing difficulties, arrhythmia and other hazards. ]
[Central nervous system depression: Respiratory alkalosis can cause an increase in the carbon dioxide content and pH value in the blood, affecting the normal function of the central nervous system. Symptoms include headache, nausea, drowsiness, syncope, etc. ]
[Difficulty breathing: When alkaline substances enter the respiratory tract, they will irritate the respiratory mucosa, causing edema and spasm of the throat, trachea, and bronchi, leading to difficulty breathing. In severe cases, suffocation may occur.]
[Arrhythmia: Respiratory alkalosis can reduce the potassium ion concentration in the blood, leading to increased excitability of cardiac muscle cells, making arrhythmia more likely to occur. Common arrhythmias include tachycardia and bradycardia.]
[It should be noted that once the above-mentioned harmful symptoms appear, you should stop crying immediately, keep breathing unobstructed, and seek medical treatment in time. ]
【Wow, I learned something! 】
[According to Mr. Song’s girlfriend, three people have died, and there should be four more to come. I want to know how they died according to your girlfriend! ]
Song Hao realized it later. He originally thought it was normal, but now when he repeated it himself, it seemed so outrageous and absurd.