Q: How to develop a sweet relationship with a female gentleman

Chapter 221 Zerg Love Daily

Bai Yuning writes novels on an inconspicuous little website.

In fact, this website is not a serious novel website, but just a forum. As the creator, Bai Yuning set up paid viewing and rewards to earn income.

At first, Internet surfers clicked on the page because of the weird and funny title.

[After saving the male insect on the battlefield, what should I do if you insist on me? ]

Female soldiers, male insects, it has to be me.

These words put together are outrageous no matter how you look at them.

Although military females are the most numerous group in the Zerg and safeguard the safety of the empire, their strong and sturdy bodies and cold and hard style make them very unpopular with male Zerg. It can even be said that male Zerg hate females the most.

And this title is nothing more than a fishing post written by an older single female insect who has never met a male insect, as usual, in order to satisfy her own fantasies and empty heart.

With contempt in their hearts, many bugs still clicked on it.

Unexpectedly, this was actually a novel. A departure from the resentful and exaggerated style of online writers, this style, where bravery is mixed with sensitivity and inferiority, sweetness with cruelty, cruelty with sweetness, was a breath of fresh air, and it had a huge impact on female insects.

You know, most of the pure love novels on the market now feature petite and weak females as the protagonists, while strong and muscular female insects are unpopular. But now, a novel with a female insect as the protagonist has suddenly appeared.

And she's a military girl!

As the largest group of Zerg, they were excited. The females thought, no matter if it was food or shit, they would eat it first!

What if it smells good?!

So, after reading the story, the female insects who originally clicked in for the gimmick were attracted by the refreshing plot and fell in love with it. A group of big and strong females, their fun every night was to squat on the website and wait for Bai Yuning to update.

The female insects also set up a forum where they occasionally discuss the plot and dating tips for dating male insects.

But, a group of rough women always have unique ideas.

Question: Today we had a date, and I took Xiong Chongge to the training room to practice shooting. He liked it very much at first, but later he got angry. Why?

A bunch of replies below.

[Is it because you are too weak that Sir Male Insect can't bear to watch? ]

[If you are too bad, don't embarrass yourself in front of me! ]

Let me come! Let me come!

The poster immediately replied:

[Absolutely not. I've won first place in the military joint shooting competition for three consecutive years, scoring ten rings every time.]

Another married person replied.

[Really?! Who would like your crude stuff? A date should be a romantic candlelight dinner, not a gun!]

[That's right, I actually took you to such a boring place. What a waste of your time.]

"Dude, even if I don't know how to please you, you can't just bring him to the training ground. Do you think this is work?"

The poster replied:

[But this is something your Excellency proposed... I don't know if he would like it. Should I reject him?]

The onlooker thought: emm... this is a bit difficult.

The poster tagged Bai Yuning.

[Big Hen, are you there? Do you know what's going on? I finally signed up for this date, but now you've completely ignored me. /grievancejpg.]

As soon as Bai Yuning came online, he saw the problem with the female insect.

"..."

Ever since he wrote the novel, these female insects who were clueless about love often asked Bai Yuning about relationship issues, and suddenly they regarded him as a love guru.

At first, he just casually replied to the female insect who came to ask for advice in an abstract way:

[Secretly put money in his pocket when passing by]

At that time, Bai Yuning had just arrived in the Zerg Tribe. Due to a disagreement with Xiao Ba, he was penniless and was huddled in a small rented room, typing away. Money was what he needed and loved most.

Unexpectedly, this joke that anyone with a discerning eye could see through was not seen by the innocent female. Not only did she not see it, she actually did it. In the end, she was mistakenly accused of stealing and stayed in the police station for a long time.

Later, the released female insect left a message saying that he would never forget the look in the eyes of the lady he loved.

Disgust, surprise... Anyway, it's not the look one would give a normal bug.

The female insect cried because her first love was gone. She turned from a die-hard fan of Bai Yuning to a hater and scolded him for more than half a month.

Bai Yuning felt guilty and was too embarrassed to reply or be banned from speaking. He endured the scolding for more than half a month and never dared to speak out easily since then.

It was not until later that the gentleman met the female insect when he went to the military headquarters. She stopped him and asked him to take her to visit the military headquarters. Only then did the female insect's scolding stop.

It turned out that the male insect had some impression of the female insect after giving her the money, and he found it interesting, which led to the subsequent communication.

The female insect returned to fulfill her previous grievances, and Bai Yuning's reputation improved again.

Bai Yuning, who became a love master for no reason: "..."

Of course, Bai Yuning is lazy and irritable, and he looks lifeless. He doesn't always answer the questions of those female insects.

He writes novels, not teaches classes.

But maybe because he had just teased the annoying prince at home, Bai Yuning was in a good mood, so he didn't ignore the news about the female insect this time. Instead, he asked:

How long did you stay in the training room?

The poster replied:

One afternoon.

Bai Yuning:

[Are you really training male insects as soldiers?]

The male insect suggested going shooting because he was curious, not because he just liked it. After an afternoon, a normal insect would be tired, let alone a delicate male insect! What a grievance!

As soon as the poster replied, other people quickly commented and explained.

[I'm telling you, Mr. Male Insect shouldn't be with a female military officer. You don't know how to care for insects at all!]

[Although I don't like the sub-female above, but brother, you really deserve it! ]

[A male insect is dating you just to spend an afternoon shooting?! ! ]

If my coach told me to practice my gun for an entire afternoon on my day off, I'd probably be pissed, let alone a male. Why would I even date a male if I were to train him like a female? I could just date a female.

[Other bugs are applying to date you, but he's applying to work with you. /Funnyjpg.]

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The poster was shocked and puzzled:

[But you didn't tell me you were tired, nor did you tell me you didn't like it... Wasn't what I did wrong? I've always been following your wishes!]

Nothing seems to be wrong, nothing seems to be wrong.

Bai Yuning:

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Other insects:

【…】

[Let's break up. He's not worthy of dating you. Give the opportunity to another bug.]

【agree. 】

[Agree +1]

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