My Xiuxian painting style is not right

Chapter 197: Invited to Perform? (Page 13)

Chen Yu sang one song after another with great enthusiasm, and the monsters in the audience became more and more excited.

The giant ape was beating the stone drum, the spider spirit was playing the pipa, the toad spirit was roaring at the top of its lungs, and the nine-tailed fox was twisting its waist. This scene was even more lively than a concert in the mortal world.

I looked at the crazy scrolling comments in the live broadcast room and my heart was filled with joy.

", the anchor is going to be famous!"

"These days, if you don't have some talent, you can't even call yourself a cultivator!"

"Upstairs, are you sure this is a talent and not a noise attack?"

"Hahaha, no matter what, the anchor is awesome!"

I was singing happily when I suddenly felt a powerful breath descending from the sky.

I looked up and saw an old man with a white beard, stepping on auspicious clouds and slowly landing on the stage.

This old man has an immortal look, white hair and a youthful face. He is obviously a Taoist master.

He was wearing a white robe, holding a whisk in his hand, with a faint smile on his face.

I quickly stopped singing, bowed, and said, "I am Chen Yu, the junior, and I am honored to meet you, Senior. I wonder if you have any advice for me?"

The old man looked at me with a smile and said, "I have been traveling around the world and happened to pass by here. When I heard your singing, I felt refreshed and happy, so I came to visit you specially."

When I heard this, I almost laughed out loud. This old man really knows how to talk. Is what I sang a song?

This is clearly noise pollution!

However, since he was my senior after all, I didn't dare show it, and could only humbly say: "Thank you for the compliment, senior. I was just singing casually, please forgive me for making fun of you."

The old man waved his hand and said, "Young man, there's no need to be modest. Although your singing is somewhat unique, it contains a peculiar rhythm. I have lived for hundreds of years, but this is the first time I have heard such beautiful music."

I thought to myself, old man, is there something wrong with your ears?

Can my singing be called beautiful?

However, I still pretended to be flattered and said, "Senior, your praise is too much. I am unworthy of it."

The old man looked at me, a hint of admiration flashing in his eyes, and said, "My friend, I see that you have extraordinary bones and talent. I wonder if you are interested in joining my immortal world and becoming my disciple?"

When I heard this, I was stunned. Join the immortal world? Become his disciple?

This old man, can't he be serious?

I looked at Lin Qingxue, Liu Ruyan and Haitang in the audience, and they also looked surprised.

I pondered for a moment and said, "Senior, I'm used to being free and undisciplined. I'm afraid I'm not suitable to join the Immortal Sect. I hope you can forgive me."

The old man stroked his beard and said, "My friend, you don't know that my fairyland is a blessed land with abundant spiritual energy and rich resources, far beyond the reach of the mortal world.

If you can join my immortal world, I promise that I will teach you everything I know so that you can achieve immortality as soon as possible."

I shook my head and said, "Senior, I'm not interested in this. Please find someone else."

Seeing that I refused so bluntly, the old man showed a trace of disappointment on his face. He sighed and said, "In that case, I won't force you.

However, I have another unwelcome request, I wonder if you can agree to it?"

I said, "Please tell me, senior. As long as I can do it, I will do my best."

The old man said, "I would like to invite you to come to my fairyland to perform. I wonder if you would do me the honor?"

When I heard this, I immediately started to wonder: Going to the fairyland to perform?

Could it be that this old man wants me to go to the fairyland to harm the gods because my singing is so bad?

I was just hesitating whether to agree when Liu Ruyan suddenly came over and said with a grin, "Senior, you might not know this, but Chen Yu not only sings beautifully, he can also do something called square dancing. His dancing is simply earth-shattering and soul-stirring. I guarantee you'll never forget it after watching it!"

When I heard this, I almost vomited blood. Liu Ruyan, you are trying to kill me!

What the hell is square dancing? Can you even call that a dance?

When the old man heard this, he immediately became interested and said with a smile: "Oh?

Is there such a strange thing? Then I must see it!"

I secretly groaned in my heart, thinking that this time I really shot myself in the foot.

I looked at Lin Qingxue and Haitang. They also looked helpless. Obviously they knew that Liu Ruyan was deliberately setting a trap for me.

I sighed. At this point, I had no choice but to go ahead with it.

I bowed to the old man and said, "Senior, since you want to see it, I will show you my ugliness."

The old man laughed heartily and said, "Good! Good! Good! I can't wait!"

I turned around and said to the band, "Brothers, give me the most exciting song!"

The giant ape picked up the stone drum and started beating it vigorously. The spider spirit plucked the pipa, playing a cheerful melody. The toad spirit opened its mouth wide and roared at the top of its lungs. The nine-tailed fox twisted its waist and performed an enchanting dance.

I took a deep breath, struck a pose that I thought was cool, and then started square dancing to the music.

My dancing is so "sexy", "unrestrained" and "eye-catching".

The monsters in the audience were stunned, each of them looked like they were struck by lightning.

The audience in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they were rolling on the floor. The barrage of comments was like snowflakes, swiping the screen crazily.

"Oh my God, what is the anchor doing?"

"This dance is simply too magical!"

“I feel like my eyes are polluted!”

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Are you a funny guy sent by a monkey?"

As I jumped, I secretly observed the old man's reaction.

The old man looked expectant at first, but as my dance became more and more "unrestrained", his expression became uglier and uglier.

Finally, the old man couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up suddenly and shouted, "Stop!"

My singing came to an abrupt end, the band's performance also stopped, and the entire Luoxia Valley suddenly became quiet.

I looked at the old man in confusion, not knowing why he suddenly got angry.

The old man pointed at me and said angrily, “What kind of nonsense are you dancing?

It's totally disgraceful! It's totally disgraceful! "

I was completely confused by the old man's scolding. What was wrong with the square dance I was doing?

This is one of the most popular dances on earth!

I was about to explain when the old man continued, "Are you a pervert like me worthy enough to perform in my fairyland?

It’s wishful thinking!”

When I heard this, I immediately became unhappy. Am I evil? Did I provoke you?

"Old man, watch your words! What do you mean by evil? I, Chen Yuxing, am sitting upright, how can I be considered evil?"

When I heard the old man speak so harshly, I immediately got angry.

What's wrong with square dancing? It's good for the body and suitable for all ages, so how come he turned it into a perverse practice?

The old man's eyebrows raised, and his beard trembled three times: "Your nonsensical dance disrupts the order of heaven and corrupts customs. What else can it be but evil and deviant?"

Liu Ruyan covered her mouth and shrugged her shoulders, clearly laughing.

Lin Qingxue and Haitang looked at me helplessly, with the words "You're on your own" clearly written in their eyes.

I took a deep breath, trying to suppress the rage rising in my heart. I finally understood that I couldn't reason with this old fogey.

I turned to the live broadcast room and said, "Everyone, it looks like today's live broadcast will end early.

See you next time, family members! "

After saying that, I turned off the live broadcast.

When the old man saw that I turned off the live broadcast, his expression eased a little.

"Hmph, you're smart!" He snorted coldly and flicked his whisk, "Since you don't want to perform in the fairyland, then I won't force you.

However, you have disrupted the laws of nature and corrupted customs. As an elder in charge of law enforcement in the Immortal Realm, I must punish you!"

My heart skipped a beat when I heard this. Punishment? Was this old man trying to take me back to the immortal realm?

I quickly apologized with a smile, "Senior, I know I was wrong, and I won't do it again next time.

Please be magnanimous and forgive me this time."

The old man stroked his beard, pondered for a moment, and said, "Well, since this is your first offense, I'll forgive you this time.

However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living punishment cannot be escaped. You must go with me to the immortal world and accept the judgment of the heavenly court!

When I heard this, I was stunned. Go to the immortal world to be judged?

What’s the difference between this and taking me back to the fairyland?

I was just about to refuse when the old man suddenly waved his whisk and a white light enveloped me.

Before I could react, I felt a flash before my eyes and my body involuntarily rose into the air and flew towards the sky.

I looked down and saw that the scenery of Luoxia Valley was shrinking rapidly. The figures of Lin Qingxue, Liu Ruyan and Haitang were getting smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared.

"Old man, what are you doing? Let me down!" I shouted at the old man.

The old man glanced at me and said calmly, "When you reach the fairyland, you will understand my intention."

I secretly groaned inwardly. This time, I was really unlucky. I had just wanted to hold a concert in the demon realm, but I didn't expect to offend the law enforcement elders of the fairy realm. Now, I was captured and taken directly to the fairy realm.

I don’t know what this fairyland looks like, I hope it’s not too bad.

I don’t know how long it took, but I felt my body lighten and my feet touched the ground.

I opened my eyes and found myself in a magnificent hall.

The walls of the hall are carved with various rare and exotic animals, the floor is paved with white jade bricks, and a huge night-shining pearl hangs above the head, emitting a soft light.

In the center of the hall stood a golden throne, with no one sitting on it.

Beneath the throne stood several immortals in white robes, each of them having an immortal look and extraordinary temperament.

"How dare you, a mortal, trespass into the Heavenly Palace!" An immortal pointed at me and shouted sternly.

I was startled by this sudden scolding and quickly explained, "Senior, I didn't mean to trespass. I was brought here by this senior."

I pointed at the old man next to me and said.

The old man stepped forward, bowed to the immortals below the throne, and said, "My fellow immortals, this boy is Chen Yu. He has disrupted the laws of heaven and corrupted public morality. I have brought him here to face the judgment of the Heavenly Court."

"Disturbing the laws of nature? Corrupting public morals?" A tall immortal stepped out. He had thick eyebrows and large eyes, and was intimidating without even getting angry. "What did he do?"

The old man described my concert in the Demon Realm and my square dancing in a very exaggerated way.

"What? Square dance?" The tall immortal burst into laughter after hearing this. "This kid is really interesting. He actually danced square dance in the demon realm.

Hahaha……"

The other immortals also laughed, and the hall was filled with laughter.

I looked at them in confusion, not understanding why they were laughing so happily.

I do square dancing, is it funny?

I scratched my head and asked in confusion, "Seniors, is my square dance funny?"