kvmb Chapter 110 Ha, your grandpa will step on any landmine!
Chapter 110 Ha, your grandpa will step on any landmine!
Qiao Manman wandered around Suzhou for two days and suddenly remembered that her grandfather was a doctor, a doctor who had studied abroad in the 1930s. The prestige of that was amazing!
Thinking of the vast number of fertility pills in her space, Qiao Manman slapped her thigh: "Tongtong, I have a way to increase my merits!"
The system chimed in: "Really? Good luck, host!"
Qiao Manman hummed in agreement and arrived at Paiyun Street after dark.
I was just about to find a secluded corner to hide in, and then climb over the wall after everything was quiet.
With a creak, the old lady opened the door and beckoned to her with a bright look in her eyes.
Qiao Manman looked around to make sure no one was there, then slipped inside.
He patted his chest gently: "Grandma, how did you know I would come?"
Tao Yingzhen said with a smile, "Grandma and I are on the same wavelength!"
In fact, she glances this way several times a day. She's afraid her granddaughter will appear, yet she's also afraid her granddaughter won't.
After saying that, she furtively pulled Qiao Manman into the house: "Wait here, Grandma will go call your grandpa!"
Qiao Manman nodded and took out several lunch boxes from her canvas bag, which contained stir-fried beef with green peppers, sweet and sour pork, chive pancakes, and corn and pork rib soup.
A moment later, Qiao Lingyue arrived, his serious expression instantly softening: "Have you finished taking care of things?"
"Of course!" Qiao Manman raised her eyebrows proudly: "I'm actually quite good at hiding things!"
Qiao Lingyue smiled and asked, "Why are you here now? Have you eaten yet?"
"No, this is some really good stuff. Come over and have a family reunion dinner with Grandpa and Grandma."
He sighed after saying that, "I beat him to what he'd been longing for. If he finds out when we get back, he'll whine and complain for days!"
"Really?" The elderly couple were surprised to find that Qiao Runming had such a personality, and they laughed so hard they almost fell over.
"Absolutely, he's very soft-hearted. Ding Cuiying treated him so badly, he was heartbroken for days when the marriage was severed. If you ask me, he just needs love."
Qiao Manman doesn't subscribe to the idea of only reporting good news and not bad news. She's known since she was little that the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Sure enough, the old lady's eyes reddened.
Qiao Manman opened the lunchbox, and a delicious aroma wafted out: "Grandpa, Grandma, try it, I made it myself!"
A fragrant aroma wafted into the room, and the elderly couple couldn't help but swallow.
I took the chopsticks and tasted it. Mmm, it's really delicious! It's even better than the chefs at the state-run restaurants!
Qiao Manman used the lunchbox lid as a bowl and wolfed down her food.
I thought to myself that this mutant wheat is amazing. It can be ground into flour to make a staple food, or ground into powder and thrown into soup to enhance the flavor.
None of the three spoke. They finished their meal completely, then rubbed their bellies contentedly and slumped into the armchairs.
"Excellent, excellent!" Qiao Lingyue exclaimed, "It's been so long since I've had such a satisfying meal!"
Qiao Manman's eyes lit up: "Then your granddaughter can ask you a favor, right?"
Qiao Lingyue glanced at her: "Tell me, let's see if we can do it!"
Qiao Manman took out a porcelain bottle from her canvas bag, which contained twenty fertility pills.
"Sir, these are pills I made according to an ancient recipe. They can greatly improve the fertility of married men and women."
Do you know anyone who has been married for several years but can't conceive? Or someone who has difficulty conceiving due to illness or injury?
As long as you're not missing any parts, you can try this pill. It's guaranteed to result in a safe pregnancy with twins, and both mother and babies will be healthy!
Qiao Lingyue gave Qiao Manman a strange look, then reached out to touch her forehead.
"You don't have a fever, what nonsense are you talking about!"
Qiao Manman pouted: "I knew you wouldn't believe me!"
She huffed and puffed, hanging up the oil bottle: "But I didn't lie! That ancient remedy really can make you have children, even twins!"
Quite a few people in our area have already taken the pills, and they can get pregnant in a month at most.
Qiao Lingyue didn't believe it, but still asked, "So, you mean...?"
"Grandpa, as a leading figure in medicine, you must have encountered many patients with infertility."
Giving this to them will allow us to both make money and gain their gratitude.
The word spreads from one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred. As long as people have this need, they will have to take good care of you and your milk.
"Our family isn't afraid of anyone causing trouble!"
Qiao Lingyue chuckled and reached out to ruffle Qiao Manman's hair.
I think this girl is really kind-hearted and filial.
But they still didn't believe that the medicine could make someone have a child.
Or rather, if this thing really had the miraculous effects she described, it would definitely attract countless people to fight over it.
It's simply not something that insignificant people like them can protect.
“If you need money, just tell Grandpa, and Grandpa has some.”
And that box of jewelry, take it and use it. We don't need to take that risk!
Qiao Manman knew, of course, that selling medicine would attract attention, but she needed merit points! A lot of merit points!
Two months have passed with no progress. The system is anxious, and she is even more anxious.
"How about you give these health-boosting pills to those patients? I feel sorry for them and want to help them!"
Qiao Manman poured out a pill and placed it in her palm: "If you're worried, you can have it tested. It's absolutely non-toxic and harmless."
Or I can take one first and you can see the effect!
With that, he shoved the pill into his mouth, startling the elderly couple who quickly reached out to try and remove it.
Qiao Manman dodged: "No more, no more, this pill melts in your mouth!"
"You silly girl, how could you take medicine like that!"
Qiao Manman didn't care: "Hehe, it won't kill anyone. When I get married, I'll have a big celebration at the door, and my in-laws will be so excited."
"Fine, fine, I just can't do anything with you!"
Tao Yingzhen gave Qiao Lingyue a reproachful look: "Try one yourself. If there are no problems, share it with your old friends."
Qiao Lingyue's eyes widened, and he pointed with his hand: "Old Tao, you're really something!"
Tao Yingzhen didn't care and grabbed Qiao Manman's hand, gossiping, "From what you're saying, are you dating someone?"
Qiao Manman blushed instantly and nodded almost imperceptibly: "I've been dating someone for a while now."
"What does that person do?" Tao Yingzhen sighed. "I was originally planning to have your uncle pick a good one for you in the army!"
Qiao Manman blushed and said, "My boyfriend is also in the military. He's tall and strong, and he's very good to me!"
Tao Yingzhen was relieved: "That's good, bring it over for us to see when you have the chance!"
Qiao Manman nodded: "Okay!"
After everything was settled, Qiao Manman was about to leave, but Qiao Lingyue stopped her from going.
He said that poison usually takes effect in four to six hours, and if something were to happen to Qiao Manman, he could be there to help with the rescue.
Qiao Manman thought the old man was being overly cautious. But if he was really that worried about her, shouldn't he have taken her to the hospital for a stomach pump?
As if reading the meaning in Qiao Manman's eyes, Qiao Lingyue glared at her: "What do you think our Qiao family got rich from?"
Qiao Manman really didn't know that.
Qiao Lingyue snorted coldly: "Your great-grandfather, your great-great-grandfather, and your great-great-great-grandfather were all imperial physicians. Our family has a long tradition of traditional Chinese medicine!"
You think studying abroad will get you so much attention? Ha, I'm the kind of person who steps on every landmine!
So how could this little girl have a fertility pill that he'd never even heard of? It's hard to say she wasn't scammed.