kvmb Chapter 279 This is so real!
Chapter 279 This is so real!
[During this time, he went to boil water, so he didn't notice that a fancy mouse had wandered into his house.]
This fancy mouse acted as if it had wandered into an empty space, being quite the character. It wandered around here and there, and finally, it slipped into the closet.
[Well, it's not really the mouse's fault; this person is just too careless. He often forgets to close the door after taking out clothes. That day, when the mouse ran in, the wardrobe door happened to be half-open, so it squeezed in.]
The only eyewitness mouse in the house couldn't speak, and most importantly! It had its eye on the intruder! The moment the intruder scurried in, it felt as if its heart had been struck by Cupid's arrow!
At that moment, it thought it was willing to break into the mouse's territory and do anything!
So, that evening, with great effort, it climbed out of the small box and went into the wardrobe.
After spending the night together, the mouse's affection for the intruder deepened. In the early morning, as they were about to part, the mouse looked at the intruder with reluctance, its eyes reddening.
It promised her: "Little Mei! I will definitely come back to see you!"
Upon hearing this, the viewers in the live stream exclaimed: "Hmm... this rat is quite affectionate."
However, this seems to have gone a bit too far.
It's not like it's a matter of life and death. The mouse that broke in is still in the closet. It didn't say where it was going. Why make such a sentimental and sad scene?
Ugh, I can't figure out what's going on in a rat's mind.
Or is it that people in the ambiguous or dating phase, including those born in the Year of the Rat, want to stick together with each other and can't bear to be apart for even a moment?
Wow! Why is this dead mouse named Xiaomei?! The person I like is named Xiaomei! I won't let it tarnish the name of the person I like!
Lu Yining: "..."
How can you still be so racist?
Didn't you always say "everyone is equal in the face of love?" and "isn't love that transcends race also love?" Then why are you now leading the way in racial discrimination?
Besides, that rat didn't do anything to you. It just had the same name as the female system you like. What serious crime did it commit?
┍I don't care! It's committed the crime of having the same name as someone else! I'm going to strip it of its name! It can't be called Xiaomei! ┒
Lu Yining: Hey, Tongzi, that's not right. If that were true, there would be tons of people in the world named "Zihan." If we follow your logic, wouldn't all those named "Zihan" be guilty of having the same name?
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, stop it! Those rats are already having a hard time enough, don't make it worse!
At this moment, the mouse's owner's lips twitched. He had thought of this a thousand times, but he never expected things to turn out this way.
Just as he was about to turn around and go to the wardrobe, Lu Yining's inner voice rang out again.
This mouse is quite responsible.
On the first day they met, the mouse promised the intruding mouse that it would have food and water. So, that evening, the mouse brought three grapes, a sausage, and an ear of corn from the kitchen.
[Afterwards, the mouse even led the intruder out of the closet to drink water from its owner's water glass.]
[In just a few days, the rat that broke in has clearly gained several pounds after being fed by other rats!]
The mouse's owner: So touching! What a beautiful and heartwarming love story!
Well?
wrong!
Wow! He still has clothes in his closet!
You stinking rat!
You're asking for trouble!
Just thinking about it, with sausage scraps, cornmeal, grape residue mixed with clothes in his closet, makes his scalp tingle and he feel utterly devastated.
Ahhhh! He has several white clothes in his closet!
Oh my god!
He didn't even need to look; he already knew his clothes were going to be ruined!
White clothes get dirty the easiest, especially when stained with grape juice; they're practically unusable once they're ruined...
[Hehehe, if the mouse's owner were to open his wardrobe now and rummage through it, he could see two mice huddled together, embracing each other, in the left corner of the wardrobe!]
Mouse's owner: Thank you for letting me know! I'll go check on it in a bit!
Viewers in the live stream: This is so relatable.
Ugh! I was caught off guard and suddenly got a handful of dog food... oh no, rat food...
Oh, I forgot to tell him where his mouse is.
Viewers in the live stream: You're really forgetful...
Mouse owner: It's okay, thank you, I already know where it is.
He had just taken a step and was about to walk towards the wardrobe when Lu Yining called out, "It's in your wardrobe. Go look for it in your wardrobe. It's in the left corner."
Mouse owner: Although the reply was a bit late, at least the person answered. It wouldn't be right for him not to say something.
So, the mouse's owner typed in the live stream and then sent it.
Okay, thank you, I'll go look for it.
Those who couldn't hear Lu Yining's inner thoughts couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene.
—This person is hilarious! They actually listened to her! What a joke! Wow, so funny…
— Hahahaha, he's probably just being abstract, right? Lu Yining? Her? How could she know such a secretive thing? I believe I'll win the lottery tomorrow, I don't believe she knows any of this.
— I really hate Lu Yining, I don't want to hear her speak... but my Yanzi is here again... Do you know that feeling of helplessness when the person you like is standing next to the person you hate?
— I understand you, because right now, that's exactly how I feel...
The viewers in the live stream exclaimed: They finally understood why some people could hear Lu Yining's inner thoughts while others couldn't. It turned out that those who couldn't hear her were the ones who harbored ill will towards her from the start!
Hehehe, I'm suddenly so glad that I like Lu Yining. Even if I don't like her that much, I still have a good impression of her. At the very least, I have good manners and won't say anything malicious or hurtful.
Because of my own merits, I was granted VIP membership by Heaven. This feeling is truly wonderful!
It feels so good to be a gossipmonger!
Those who can't get any juicy gossip are missing out on a lot of fun!
They've made their decision!
From now on, they'll check out every single one of Lu Yining's live streams to see if there's any juicy gossip to be had!
They had a premonition that since Heaven had already bestowed upon them VIP memberships, as long as they didn't do evil, they would still be able to hear Lu Yining's thoughts later on!
— Found it! Found it, thank you! The mouse that had been missing for N days has finally been found!
— Bro, go wash your clothes first.
As someone with OCD, I absolutely cannot tolerate this!