kvmb Chapter 245 More Terrifying Than the Chainsaw Massacre
Chapter 245 More Terrifying Than the Chainsaw Massacre
The gossip system clicked its tongue twice more: "You two together are more terrifying than the chainsaw killer..."
Lu Yining: Oh? Is that so?
She said menacingly, "How about I use you as an experiment tonight and cut you into pieces?"
Upon hearing this, the gossip system wasn't afraid at all. It arrogantly replied, "Tch, I'm invisible and intangible. Catch me first..."
At this moment, the gossip system was extremely smug.
So what if the host is angry?
Anyway, there's nothing she can do about it.
Hehehe...
This time, Lu Yining was truly enraged.
She gave a cold laugh: "Fine, very well, you're finished! Just pray that I never see that female system you like again, otherwise, I'll definitely expose all your dirty secrets to her!"
She can't do anything about it now, but who knows what will happen in the future!
A gentleman's revenge is never too late!
Pshaw, how could you possibly see that... Our system is all from the same plane, okay...
The gossip-eating system, upon hearing this, remained unconvinced.
But after only two seconds, it realized something was wrong! There was indeed a male system who missed the female system so much that he specifically applied to the main system to go and keep her company!
The main system made him sign an agreement, which stipulated that after he went to that dimension, he was not allowed to interfere with anything in that dimension or with anyone's actions.
The male system agreed.
After he signed the contract, he was assigned to the female system by the main system.
It's said that the two of them are still happily together!
What if one day he and Xiaomei really do get back together? And because Xiaomei misses him so much, she specifically went to the main system to apply to come to his dimension to be with him.
Well... his host can actually strike up a conversation with Xiao Mei!
And... and she can actually reveal his dirty secrets to Xiaomei!
The once arrogant gossip system is finally feeling fear.
He said ingratiatingly, "Dear host~ Look at what you're saying! I'm so sorry, I misspoke just now. You and Ji Shiyan are a perfect match! Absolutely classy! The whole blame lies with the guy who just attacked you; he should be dragged into a frying pan and deep-fried into a yak stick!"
Lu Yining: "..."
They change their tune pretty quickly...
Lu Yining: We'll see how you perform then, and then decide whether or not to expose your dirty secrets!
The gossip-eating system: ┍……┒
So this is going to be a protracted war...
It must continue to please its host every day and be mindful of the host's mood in order to avoid its host "accidentally" exposing all its dirty secrets in the future...
Ugh, being a leader is so hard, I'm so sad, sob sob sob...
The gossip-eating system responded listlessly: ┍Cheers…┒
Ji Shiyan's act of ramming the car into the other party did indeed provoke their temper.
The man immediately took out a car and drove it towards Ji Shiyan.
Neither of them would give in, so they chased each other, bumping into each other...
In reality, Lu Yining kept shouting, "Go! Go! Run him over!"
This guy is too arrogant!
We must fight him to the bitter end!
Her shouts only spurred Ji Shiyan to crash harder.
At that moment, he was just like those men on the basketball court, playing even harder because of the cheers and encouragement from the girls, wanting to use all his skills to win against the opponent in order to prove himself and show his abilities.
Just as Ji Shiyan was locked in a fierce battle with his opponent, a female ghost ran up to Lu Yining and said she wanted to add her as a friend.
This time, Lu Yining readily agreed.
There was nothing else to it, it was just that she suddenly remembered that the woman and the man were quite familiar with each other, and if she remembered correctly, the two of them had just been standing together.
She had to add her as a friend immediately, and then verbally abuse them to the point of breaking their defenses!
We had just added each other as friends when the other person quickly typed and sent the entire message within half a second.
How can you be so rude? I'm warning you, tell your men to stop right now!
And you also need to apologize to us!
Lu Yining: "..."
[Could this be... a case of the thief crying "stop thief!"? They were clearly in the wrong first; they started the trouble. Why are they demanding an apology from us now?]
Are you alright? Are you alright? If you're alright, go eat some plum juice, okay? Stop being unreasonable!
Lu Yining gave a soft hum and started typing away.
No, we won't. We won't stop until your friend apologizes to us!
[You think you're so great?]
Just as the two sides were deadlocked, the gossip system spoke up.
Latest gossip! Latest gossip! Dear host, please take a moment to browse this freshly baked gossip report.
Lu Yining frowned: System, you're a little blind. Can't you see your host is busy?
The gossip-eating system sighed heavily: "Dear host, just take a look first. You'll thank me afterward."
Given that the gossip system was indeed quite reliable, always delivering the gossip she needed most, Lu Yining hesitated for only a moment before finally opening the gossip report and starting to read it.
After a long pause, she burst into a thunderous "Wow!"
"Ningning, what's wrong? What happened?"
Worried that something might happen to Lu Yining, Ji Shiyan quickly asked her, no longer in the mood to "fight" with others.
Lu Yining immediately spoke up and shared the information with Ji Shiyan.
"Nothing, nothing, I've just stumbled upon a juicy scoop!"
Seeing that she was quite interested, Ji Shiyan followed up with more questions.
"What kind of gossip have you heard?"
Only through give and take can you fully engage the other person's emotions.
Sure enough, after hearing his question, Lu Yining asked with great interest, "Shi Yan, do you know who that little female figure standing to my left is?"
Why ask that... does it mean... they all know each other?
"Within the entertainment industry?" Ji Shiyan asked tentatively.
"Wow!" Lu Yining's eyes widened in disbelief, and her voice rose slightly: "You know that?"
Ji Shiyan chuckled. He didn't know that he had guessed entirely from her tone and words.
"who is it?"
"Lu Yanke!"
Lu Yining quickly revealed the answer.
What a small world! I was just playing a game, and I ran into her...
Upon hearing the words "playing games," the three men of the Lu family instantly breathed a sigh of relief. Their hearts, which had been pounding, finally settled down, as long as they hadn't done *that* thing.
However, not long after, the group looked puzzled again.
she?
Who is she?
In the Lu family, the only one who was disappointed was Mu Linglan.
Her face betrayed her disappointment and worry; her future son-in-law... seemed... not very good in that area...
What can we do?
Or, after filming for "Treading Through the Stars and Moon" wraps up, let Ningning bring Shiyan home?
When the time comes, she'll ask her aunt to make Shi Yan an oyster pancake and sea cucumber soup.
If I take good care of myself, that should be fine, right?