kvmb Chapter 383 IQ Spray
Chapter 383 IQ Spray
Cheng Wangxun clicked his tongue and shook his head, patting Lu Jingyan on the shoulder: "Lu Niba, I didn't expect you to be such a treacherous mud bastard. You should go to the Arctic with Shen Wan."
Lu Jingyan glanced at Cheng Wangxun, amusedly shook his hand away with his shoulder, and walked forward on his own.
On the contrary, He Zhizhou, who was following Lu Mingxing, frowned slightly.
He glanced at Lu Mingxing a few times without making a sound, and sighed inwardly.
This Deer Star, like a kite out of control, seemed to have gone a bit berserk just now.
If it weren't for mentioning Bai Yisha, he probably would have killed her.
Undeniably, his darling is the only thing controlling his rationality.
But... that's his little darling.
Things are getting more complicated.
Bai Yisha, who was in the villa, had no idea what they had gone to do.
She sprayed herself with "IQ Spray" in the villa and immediately started memorizing the text. To her surprise, she remembered it after reading it only once. However, this effect only lasted for twenty minutes, after which she forgot it.
But she was not discouraged. She ran downstairs and sprayed each of her cats, dogs, and parrots.
They didn't even spare the koi in the pond or the frogs in the field.
This spray bottle contains very little, only about the size of a palm.
She used it so quickly that it was almost empty.
Xi Yanchen, who had just finished training, came to find Bai Yisha and was curious to see her spraying things everywhere.
Bai Yisha was spraying Bai Shatang and Lai Cai with a misting spray, muttering something under her breath.
"Lai Cai, you're not allowed to eat shit. Even though you're a dog, you're a dog that understands human speech, understand? I'll spray you with this so you'll become smarter. Bai Sha Tang, you too, don't poop everywhere for Lai Cai to eat. You're a dog, but you can't be this dog-like..."
Upon hearing this, Xi Yanchen chuckled and said, "Wife, what are you doing?"
He looked around and, not seeing anyone else, couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
Are all those werewolves away this weekend?
Upon hearing this news, he felt a strange sense of joy.
Bai Yisha looked up, saw the person who came, and chuckled: "I'm teaching them to be good dogs, to be like Big Head, and to be quiet."
Big Head is the orange cat that she and Cheng Wangxun raised.
Seeing her adorable expression, Xi Yanchen couldn't resist reaching out and ruffling Bai Yisha's hair, laughing, "My wife is so cute. I just finished training, want to play games together?"
Bai Yisha shook the bottle in her hand, sprayed out the last drop, and then casually threw it into the trash can.
She smiled brightly at Xi Yanchen: "Okay, but my phone is upstairs, I'll go get it."
"Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs."
When Bai Yisha went upstairs, she saw a long message that Jin Ranxi had sent her.
[Jin Ranxi]: Future sister-in-law, there's a supercar club event at the end of next month, do you want to go together? Little Deer got a supercar endorsement!
[Jin Ranxi]: The club is sponsored by my family, so it's very safe. I will protect you. I've given you a few entry tickets. If you like, you can also participate in the competition. The prize money is 200,000 yuan plus two sets of high-end jewelry.
[Jin Ranxi]: Moreover, other A-list celebrities also appeared, so I could take photos with Lu Han and gain more connections.
[Jin Ranxi]: By the way, there will also be jewelry endorsements. Lu Han will also participate. The celebrity who sells the most gemstones that night will become the jewelry spokesperson.
A hint of doubt flashed in Bai Yisha's eyes as she typed with both hands.
[Bai Yisha]: Okay, call me when the time comes, but it has to be during the holidays. I can't go if it's not during the holidays because I have to go to school. By the way, why do you call me future sister-in-law?
Li Tai and the others called it that, Gu Yunshen and the others called it that, so why did Jin Ranxi call it that too?
Although Lu Mingxing is a singer and dreams of becoming a pop star, this is no longer the era of the 1930s and 40s. Without endorsements, appearances on variety shows, or movies, it is difficult for a pop star to become popular.
Besides wanting to travel around, Bai Yisha also grasped a key word.
A celebrity promotes jewelry and gets wealthy women in the audience to buy it.
Whoever sells the most becomes the jewelry spokesperson.
How could Bai Yisha let Lu Mingxing lose?
That's not necessary.
[Jin Ranxi]: Haha, you call Xiaolu "husband," which is like calling her "sister-in-law." That's the culture in our circle. There's no malice in it. Otherwise, how about I call you "Xiaosha"?
[Bai Yisha]: Okay, can I call you Xiaoxi then?
[Jin Ranxi]: Of course, that's what my family calls me. It's settled then. I'll call you next month. This is my phone number. Can you give me your phone number?
Bai Yisha sent her number, then ended the conversation and went downstairs to find Xi Yanchen.
When Xi Yanchen saw Bai Yisha, he propped his head up and looked at her, saying, "Wife, you're so beautiful. It would be so nice to have you."
Bai Yisha was confused: "Huh? What?"
"It's nothing, I just think other men are so lucky to have met you so early, I'm very envious."
Xi Yanchen lowered his peach blossom eyes, concealing the emotions within them.
Bai Yisha was full of questions. She turned around, took out two bottles of Coke from the refrigerator, and put them on the table.
"What's there to envy? You know me too."
Xi Yanchen chuckled twice, then suddenly looked up, staring intently at Bai Yisha. After a long while, he finally asked, "Wife, what do you think of them? What do you think of me?"
Bai Yisha was even more confused: "What do you mean 'however'? Everything is fine."
Xi Yanchen shook his head with feigned profundity, his tone slightly seductive: "He Zhizhou, he's aloof and arrogant, Cheng Wangxun is arrogant and domineering, Lu Mingxing is gentle and refined, Song Yumi is sickly yet charming, and Lu Jingyan's smile is like a tiger, right?"
Xi Yanchen didn't explain himself too clearly.
The first two are fine, but the latter two are basically just green tea bitches like Lu Mingxing, and sickly sweet Song Yumi and smiling tiger Lu Jingyan.
Um......
Bai Yisha thought back to the people mentioned, nodding and then shaking her head: "They seem somewhat like what you described, but not quite. They were all very kind to me..."
Xi Yanchen rolled his eyes and said, "If you think they're good, then... what about me?"
Bai Yisha immediately gave a thumbs up: "You too! You'll protect me while playing games!"
"In that case, how about... having one more?"
His heart was racing as he said this.
There was also an undercurrent of tension that was not easily detected.
"What do you mean by 'one more'? Aren't you right here?" Bai Yisha looked at Xi Yanchen strangely.
The system's voice echoed in my mind—
[Host, forgive my bluntness, but I have a feeling that Xi Yanchen is somewhat cunning.]
Bai Yisha: [Scheming? How did you figure that out?]
[...Host, go to sleep, go to sleep, okay?]
Xi Yanchen remained silent.
He shook his head, smiled faintly, and started playing games with Bai Yisha, seemingly lost in thought.
He just kept chatting with Bai Yisha while the game started.
"Honey, let me take you to Haicheng. Last time we only stayed for a short while and didn't get to see any of the fun places."
Haicheng, the place where he grew up.
If it weren't for the fact that his family member had something on him, he would rather never go back.
But it's unlikely.
He still needs to go to school.