kvmb Chapter 88 Witness the Power of Technology!
Chapter 88 Witness the Power of Technology!
"You are a deity?" The emperor looked the boy, dressed in men's clothing and looking quite young, up and down.
Lu He always dressed in men's clothing for ease of movement.
"Yes, Your Majesty! My surname is Lu, and I am known in the martial arts world as the Half-Immortal," Lu He replied calmly.
The emperor recognized her voice the moment she spoke: "You are a woman?"
"Yes." Lu He felt there was no need to hide it; surely the emperor wouldn't take her into his harem just because he found out she was a woman.
As it turns out, she underestimated men, and that will prove her wrong later.
Before the emperor could ask anything else, a fierce-looking young man standing behind him scoffed, "It seems like any Tom, Dick, or Harry dares to call themselves a demigod!"
"May I ask who this gentleman is?" Lu He looked at him with suspicion, then looked at the emperor with a questioning gaze.
The young man was none other than Tai Xing. He sneered, "I hold no official position. I am a cultivator. You, a woman, have no right to cultivate immortality. Yet you dare to deceive the emperor here?"
"Pfft," Lu He couldn't help but laugh out loud: "So you have no official position or rank. I thought you were some important person who dared to interrupt His Majesty and issue orders here." Lu He directly pointed out his offense against the Emperor's authority without any mercy.
"You!" Tai Xing was speechless for a moment.
"And another thing," Lu He wasn't about to let him off the hook, continuing to provoke him, "Women aren't qualified to cultivate? What village are you from, some country bumpkin who's never seen the world? Haven't you seen the Heavenly Palace full of fairies? You haven't been there, have you? And you still have the nerve to call yourself a cultivator?"
Tai Xing blushed with humiliation and was about to speak when the emperor impatiently interrupted him: "Are there really fairies in the Heavenly Palace? I have never seen one before. May I invite them down to broaden my horizons?" A hint of excitement flashed in the emperor's eyes.
Lu He immediately sensed the other party's intention and cursed inwardly, "What a lecherous old man!" She rolled her eyes inwardly but spoke politely on the surface: "Now you see, I am a woman who cultivates immortality, or in short, a fairy."
"Ah? You?" The emperor's tone and expression revealed disappointment, and there was a hint of doubt in his eyes.
Lu He knew that this wasn't a question about her abilities, since she hadn't shown any skills yet; it was purely a question about her appearance.
"What's wrong? What does Your Majesty mean by this?" Lu He was already barely able to contain her impatience.
"Oh, no, I just didn't expect you to look so unlike a fairy..." The emperor wanted to put it more tactfully.
"Not beautiful enough?" Lu He bluntly called him out.
“Yes!” He actually nodded with a smile: “Shouldn’t a fairy be stunningly beautiful?”
"Heh, I knew it," Lu He said, barely suppressing her anger. "May I ask, if I were a man today, would His Majesty question my appearance?"
“Uh…” The emperor was taken aback; he hadn’t expected Lu He to ask such a question.
"May I ask Your Majesty, I have heard that the Grand Preceptor is a deity. Is he as beautiful as a goddess?" Lu He continued to press, and seeing the emperor's stunned expression, she added, "How come deities don't become immortals through magic, but through their looks?"
The emperor's mind was now filled with thoughts of the Grand Preceptor, Liu Qi, a beauty capable of captivating the nation? Hmm? He was too ugly, a wretched old man, hardly a handsome young man among men.
"How dare you! You dare to be so disrespectful to His Majesty! Guards! Seize him!" While the emperor was still stunned, Taixing quickly took the initiative and called for guards to come in and arrest the man.
No matter who you are, I'll kill you first.
Two guards in silver armor rushed in, wielding swords, and were about to grab Lu He.
Seeing this, Lu He knew the situation was dire. His mind raced. These guards were all made of metal, so… “System! Stun baton!”
As she mentally issued the exchange command, a golden light flashed before her, and two short black rods appeared out of thin air, resembling a deity wielding a magical artifact. The guards were stunned and stood rooted to the spot, not daring to approach.
The emperor had just come to his senses when he suddenly saw the scene of the gods summoning magical artifacts, and he was immediately captivated, completely forgetting to stop the guards from arresting people.
Lu He gripped the two stun guns tightly, his fingers resting on the switches, highly vigilant.
Seeing that the guards dared not step forward, and that Lu He made no further move, Tai Xing shouted anxiously, "That's just a child's trick! Don't be fooled by her! It's just a short stick, and you have knives, what are you afraid of!"
Upon hearing the commotion, one of the guards rushed forward immediately. Lu He directly slammed the stun gun against the steel knife. The guard instantly stood up straight, his eyes rolled back, and he fell to the ground, clutching the knife tightly in his hand. He was still twitching as he lay there, but his body was taut, as if he had been under a spell.
In addition to the initial contact, there was a loud crackling sound and a flash of blue sparks.
The other guard was so frightened that he took several steps back, and Tai Xing was so scared that he shut up and stood there motionless for a moment.
Lu He himself was also frightened. His hands were almost numb from vibrating. Was this the power of the motor?
"Quickly, quickly, stop! It's all a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding!" The emperor finally realized what was happening (or perhaps he finally knew to stop watching the show). This woman must be a real deity. He hurriedly dismissed the guards, made Lu He withdraw his supernatural powers, and apologized to her: "Deity, deity, it's all a misunderstanding, please calm down!"