kvmb Chapter 318 The Idiot Flew Away
Chapter 318 The Idiot Flew Away
Chapter 318 The Idiot Flew Away
Eh.
They practically turned the mountains upside down today before finally finding a mushroom that looked edible.
Well, before I even had a chance to identify what kind of breed it was, it got crushed to pieces by that idiot.
The most terrifying thing is that it is "guilty" but does not realize it, and even feels that it has been scolded and wronged for no reason!
The only one who probably suffered was that little, unidentified mushroom.
Not only were they born with no complete corpses, but even after death they were labeled as "toxic."
Lin Chunyi glanced regretfully at the mushrooms on the ground, then turned and left.
"Let's go, call Peach and Reunion Ankang back too, and look around somewhere else. If we still can't find them, we'll go home and come back tomorrow!"
She refused to believe that such a large mountain could possibly let a mere wild game escape the eyes of the two of them and their six pets!
Lin Lanshan didn't leave, or rather, she couldn't move.
Even though the mushrooms are broken and nobody cares, nobody wants them anymore, the fool's wounded heart hasn't been healed yet.
I don't know when it learned to bite my pants leg, but now it's clinging to me tightly and won't let me go.
Just because it chirped loudly, it thought it could leave? Did it think it was some worthless bird? Hmph, not so easy!
"What kind of gibberish are you spouting? I can't understand a word. Get out of here!" Lin Lanshan was still angry. It was a miracle she hadn't hit it, let alone coaxed it.
"Chirp, chirp!" If you don't leave, you'll have to pay me a big piece of meat before you can go!
Although Lin Chunyi couldn't understand bird language, she could tell at a glance that its strange behavior was no different from when Taozi and Tuanyuan Ankang were throwing tantrums.
She gently persuaded him from the side, "Silly boy, let's go. We'll make you some delicious meat when we get home. We didn't bring any with us right now."
Who goes out carrying a piece of raw meat for no reason? Whether they want to give it or not is one thing, but the key point is that they really don't have any.
We can't just beat it up to appease it!
That idiot isn't stupid, but he's incredibly stubborn and won't take a lie about "I'll give it to you when we get home."
It needs it right now!
So it bit Lin Lanshan's pants, not only refusing to let go, but also pulling them back.
The pants were held very tightly; if Lin Lanshan tried to pull them open, she would have to wear another pair of fashionable patched pants when she got home today.
"Hurry up and leave, or I'll beat you up!" She couldn't understand bird language either, but that didn't stop her from having a dark expression and clenching her fists tightly, ready to give it a good beating at any moment.
Not only did the idiot fail to get any meat, but he also risked getting beaten up!
The bird was clever; it quickly released its beak.
However, it couldn't understand and was indignant that it had to be scolded for stepping on a wooden block.
All she wanted to do was offer it a piece of meat to appease its distress, but it wouldn't; instead, it would hit it!
When she first brought it home, she was so happy and excited—it was nothing like she is now!
This is the essence of people "not appreciating what they have"... The fool felt a little sad that he was too smart and understood this.
In a fit of anger, it ran over and stomped on the rotten mushroom several times.
It's all this thing's fault! It's all this rotten piece of wood's fault!
It trampled the mushrooms into pieces, only feeling somewhat relieved when they were embedded in the soil.
Then he snorted at her, turned around and flew into the sky to look down at her, cursing and swearing several times.
What a lousy person, both fierce and stingy.
What a piece of rotten wood! You'll get beaten up if you step on it!
It has decided to run away from home today and not return all night!
A dignified gyrfalcon will not tolerate such humiliation!
Lin Chunyi shielded her eyes from the glaring sunlight above her head and looked up carefully. She couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, it shot up hundreds of meters in a flash! That's amazing!"
Four or five hundred meters? Or seven or eight hundred meters high?
It was impossible to see the altitude; all I could see was a large black dot that looked like it was stuck to the cloud.
Lin Lanshan also craned her neck, shielded her eyes from the light with her hand, and squinted to see.
After reading it, she yelled at the top of the screen: "I think you've just eaten too much meat and have too much energy for nothing. You're either stepping on my mushrooms or flying that high."
The silly boy deliberately flew lower, hovering above her head and fanning her, round and round.
What does it feel like to have a huge shadow looming over your head?
"Fine, fine, fine," Lin Lanshan said, getting even angrier.
She picked up a small pebble and threw it into the air: "You little brat with no sense of propriety, if you're so capable, then stay flying in the sky and don't come down. Don't come back for meat tonight either!"
The idiot quickly dodged.
He let out a long, angry howl: You really hit me! Humph, fine, I won't eat it then, I'll go find it myself!
It vanished in an instant.
Lin Chunyi squinted at the direction it flew away and said helplessly, "Why are you getting angry with a bird? It doesn't know what mushrooms and wild vegetables are, and it's never eaten these things before."
"But it can't step on my mushrooms! This is my only find today! You said that if I couldn't find them, you would blow up my flowers when we got back! This is your fault!"
She rolled her eyes: "Why blame me? I just said it because you weren't working seriously... Don't you think about it? Are those few lousy flowers of yours, whose poison is hard to say, worth me wasting oil on?"
"Hmph! I don't care, you said it anyway. Fine, the bird bullied me, and you're messing with me too, and I'm the one who's wronged!" Lin Lanshan said, hands on her hips, puffing out her cheeks in anger.
"Tsk, you've been picking wildflowers all morning, are you the one who's wronged, or the flowers?"
"And what about that idiot! That idiot made me crane my neck to look at it, and then it flew away!"
"If you want to hit it, you can't let it fly any higher. If it flies too low, I'm afraid you'll jump up and pull it down to hit it. It'll come back once it calms down. Let's go, we haven't looked around here yet."
After saying that, Lin Chunyi called out twice, summoning Taozi and Tuanyuan Ankang, who had run ahead and ruined the flowers and plants, back to walk together into the woods on the left.
There are more trees on the left, and more dead branches and leaves, so there's bound to be something to gain.
The silly egg flew away, and the older sister also left with Taozi and Tuanyuan Ankang, leaving Lin Lanshan standing alone, stomping her feet in anger.
She looked up at the sky with only a few white clouds, then walked down to the tree roots, cleared away the withered leaves, buried the crushed mushrooms inside, and covered them up.
Then he brushed the dirt off his hands and said, "Hehe, another one will grow in a few days~"
"I'm leaving. What are you doing squatting there? Taking a dump?" Li Chunyi, who had left, came back and poked her head out.
"Hey!" Lin Lanshan immediately stood up to show her her hands. "How uncivilized of you! I was burying mushrooms, you know!"
She raised an eyebrow and glanced at the hands in front of her, which were covered with dirt and bits of dead leaves, and the nails were yellowish-black. "Oh, you just finished burying it, right?"
Lin Lanshan bared her teeth and reached out with her Nine Yin White Bone Claw to grab her, "If it were true, I would definitely smear it all over your face right now!"
Lin Chunyi took a step back in disgust, then ran forward while laughing, "How terrifying!"
She caught up with him and asked earnestly, "Sister, will Silly Egg be able to find its way home in a little while? What if it doesn't come back?"
If it really flies away and doesn't come back, it's not a big deal. After all, the gyrfalcon belongs to the sky.
She was a little reluctant to part with it after only a few months.