kvmb Chapter 140 Have a nice time in the countryside!
Chapter 140 Have a nice time in the countryside!
The driver left, grumbling and cursing.
Grandma Ye patted Ye Jiajia's hand and asked, "Why are your classmate and her mother here? Did they come to see us off?"
Ye Jiajia rolled her eyes at Fu Xiaochen. Wasn't he afraid that his grandmother would suspect something by bringing Zhang Ma and Wang Ma out with him?
He can't even take care of himself without Zhang Ma?
"Grandma, my... my classmate and her mother wanted to go to the countryside for a few days, so I came along."
If it weren't for her grandmother being there, Ye Jiajia would have already started arguing with Fu Xiaochen.
When Wang Ma received a threatening look from Fu Xiaochen, she quickly nodded.
"Yes, yes, we're here to stay for a few days. Sorry to bother you."
Then he turned to look at Zhang Ma, remembering that the things Zhang Ma had made before were like turds, and felt somewhat hopeless.
Oh dear! How many people will she have to cook for this trip to the countryside? Will she also have to weed the fields?
I finally managed to fatten myself up, but I'm not going to lose weight again, am I?
Zhang Xinru tactfully echoed.
"Ah...right, right, Grandma, we haven't been to Jiajia's hometown yet. Let's take advantage of this time and go visit together."
To be honest, we don't want to go at all. Grandma, please tell us that the house is too small to fit us all, please!
Grandma Ye smiled kindly, "It's no trouble at all. We may not have much else, but we have plenty of space, enough for all of you to live in."
Zhang Xinru: "..."
Why would two people live in such a big place? Aren't they afraid of being chased by ghosts when they go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Fu Xiaochen remembered that there were still some things to tell him, so he asked Jiajia to take her grandmother to get her tickets checked first.
After everyone left, Fu Xiaochen looked at the two of them seriously.
"You all better behave yourselves when you go to the countryside this time, and don't cause any trouble."
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma were completely bewildered. What had we done?
Let's make this clear: every time we go out, we've always been law-abiding citizens!
How dare you accuse us of causing trouble? If you're so capable, then don't take us out with you. Who wants to go out with you?
Fu Xiaochen didn't give them a chance to speak and continued.
"From now on, you are not allowed to call me 'Young Master' in front of Grandma Ye. You must call me by my name. In short, don't arouse Grandma Ye's suspicion. If you are found out, you can expect your wages to be deducted."
"The driver will bring your ID cards in a bit. Hurry up and get into the train station to have your tickets checked. Anyone who dares to sneak away will never be coming back."
This has blocked their escape route as well.
Fu Xiaochen seemed to have anticipated what Zhang Ma was going to say next, and without hesitation, he took out his phone and transferred one million yuan to her.
"This is the total cost for this trip. You can use it as you see fit. Let me know if you need more."
After saying that, he turned and left without hesitation.
Zhang Xinru excitedly took out her phone and carefully checked the huge sum of money that had just arrived in her account.
Wang Ma also joined in, and the two of them counted how many zeros were at the end.
"Ten thousand, a million, a hundred thousand! We're rich! We're rich!"
"This trip to the countryside was totally worth it, hahaha..."
Passersby looked at the two of them like they were idiots; were they crazy?
"Keep a low profile, otherwise it won't suit our current status..."
"Let's buy the tickets on our phones first, just in case there aren't any sleeper berths available later."
"Makes sense."
Since it's all Fu Xiaochen's money, there's no need to save any for him.
The two waited not long before the driver arrived in a beat-up car and angrily threw his ID card at them.
"Here you go, have a good time in the countryside, my wife and my dear daughter."
"Hey! How dare they take advantage of us!"
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma were furious, and rolled up their sleeves, ready to take action.
The driver was startled when he saw this; he hadn't forgotten how these two had choked him so badly last time that he was covered in bruises.
They quickly started the car and sped away.
Wang Ma shouted, "We'll settle the score with you when we get back."
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After boarding the train, Zhang Xinru realized that their carriage was quiet.
"My God, there are so many people outside, why aren't they getting on our carriage?!"
"Take a picture and post it on WeChat Moments. Today I've finally experienced what it's like to have the whole train carriage to myself..."
Shortly after I sent it out, Xiaoshi called them.
"Sister, where are you headed? Why are you on the train?"
"Sigh, we can't exactly go on vacation. Fu Xiaochen is going to his girlfriend's hometown, so he wants us to come along too."
Xiao Shi's eyes sparkled. "Oh! Is that so? How long are you going to be gone? When will you be back? I'll come pick you up then..."
The two talked on the phone for a long time...
Wang Ma had already crawled into bed and fallen asleep.
Next door, Fu Xiaochen sat on his sleeper berth like an old man, feeling uncomfortable no matter what.
"What's that smell? It's so cramped here, the bed is so hard, and this blanket must have been used by someone else..."
Ye Jiajia was afraid that her grandmother would hear, so she quickly comforted him.
"Fu Xiaochen, keep your voice down, don't let Grandma hear you. I told you not to come, but you insisted."
"You damned woman, who am I doing all this for?"
"I didn't tell you to come, you insisted on coming."
"You heartless, damned woman..."
"..."
Zhang Xinru heard the argument next door and peeked over, only to see the two of them kissing passionately.
This...this is on a train! You two, be careful!
Just then, the train conductor passed by, calling out.
"Beer, soft drinks, mineral water..."
When they passed by Fu Xiaochen and his group, they were shocked by their actions.
"Ahem, sir and madam, this is a public place. Please be mindful and don't disturb others."
Fu Xiaochen looked over with a disappointed expression.
"Where is anyone? Who have we affected?"
Ye Jiajia, with her back to the train conductor, carefully tugged at Fu Xiaochen.
"Speak in a lower voice, so Grandma doesn't hear you."
Train conductor: Aren't I a human being?
He then shook his head and muttered, "Young people these days have such high energy, they can't hold back for even a second..."
Throughout the day, the train attendant would push the cart back and forth every now and then.
Every time I come here, I see them doing intimate things.
"Here, a boxed lunch for fifteen..."
Fu Xiaochen: "..." Patience level 50%
"Come on, we've arrived at XX place. Wake up if you're sleeping, don't miss your stop."
Fu Xiaochen: Tolerance level 20%
"Come on, it's time to check tickets. Everyone, take out your tickets and let me see..."
Fu Xiaochen: Tolerance level 0
Fu Xiaochen looked over coldly, "Zhang Ma, Wang Ma, where the hell have you been?"
Zhang Xinru hung up the phone and woke up Wang Ma.
"Wang Ma, wake up! The young master is calling us!"
Wang Ma asked, still a little confused, "Huh? Do we have to serve them food on the train too?"
After arriving, Fu Xiaochen gave the instructions.
"You guys stay here and block the way, don't let anyone bother us."
Zhang Xinru: "..."
Wang Ma: "..."
The two came up with a good idea: they used the blankets they had brought to make a curtain, thus blocking out the view inside.
As soon as they heard the train conductor shout, they would immediately stand in front of the curtain, staring intently at the passing conductor as if they were guarding against a thief.
When the train conductor passed by again: "..."
What a weirdo! It's like he comes over every time just to peek at them being intimate.