I, Sun Shan, and the Imperial Examination

Chapter 1579 You're such a fat girl, you're already twisting the truth at such a young age

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, Sun Bomin and Su Shi got up early in the morning and swept the red paper from the firecrackers on New Year's Eve clean.

Students in the first and second years of junior high school are not allowed to sweep the floor; they can only leave it piled up until the third year.

After having breakfast, Hu Ming asked Sun Shan and Yun Jie for leave: "Godfather, Godmother, there is a temple fair today, and I have invited my classmates to go together."

With sparkling eyes, she asked, "Godfather, Godmother, are you going?"

Sun Shan couldn't help but chuckle to himself; if he answered yes, Hu Ming would surely cry.

It's not appropriate to bring parents along when classmates play together. Even a well-behaved child like Hu Ming tries to act like an adult and doesn't want to be monitored by their parents wherever they go.

Sun Shan smiled and instructed, "Be careful, there are many people, don't get separated."

Hu Ming grunted in agreement, then turned to Little Fatty and Little Blackie and said, "Little sisters, I'm going to the temple fair to buy you gifts. You two stay home and behave yourselves."

The chubby girl protested, "Brother, I want to go to the temple fair too!"

Although Little Fatty didn't know what a temple fair was, she had a heart that longed to fly away.

The little black girl also complained, "Brother, why didn't you take us with you?"

Hu Ming shook his head and patiently explained, "You're still too young to go out. There are too many goldfish outside, so you can't go out."

Little Fatty and Little Blackie didn't believe it at all; it was always the same excuse, it was just too fake.

They held Hu Ming's little hands, one on each side, preventing him from going out. If he really had to go out, they had to take them with him.

Hu Ming looked helplessly at Sun Shan.

Sister Yun glared at the chubby girl.

It's obvious that the chubby girl is the mastermind, and the little black girl is following orders.

The chubby girl shrank her neck and said with a forced smile, "Mom, Xiaoxiao wants to go shopping too, she doesn't want to stay at home."

Sun Shan pulled the chubby girl to his side, waved his hand and said, "Uncle Dali, take Huming out."

Sun Dali chuckled and quickly led Hu Ming out for a stroll.

We can't let Hu Ming act alone; he must have at least two bodyguards.

When Little Fatty saw Hu Ming run away, she stretched out Er Kang's hand and hurriedly called out, "Brother, don't go! Xiao Xiao wants to go too!"

The little fat boy twisted and turned, trying to break free from Sun Shan's control.

Sun Shan smiled and said, "My dear daughter, shall I take you out to play?"

The chubby girl seemed to be saying: Oh no!

I still prefer going out with my brother. Going out with my father is no fun.

But my brother has already gone far away, so if I refuse again, I have to stay at the yamen today.

Little Fatty, always one to know when to yield, snuggled into Sun Shan's arms and said sweetly, "Okay, Daddy, Xiaoxiao loves being with Daddy the most."

Sun Shan: .....

They truly speak human language to humans, ghost language to ghosts, and even lie to those who are neither human nor ghost.

Sun Shan asked, "Sister Yun, do you want to go out?"

To everyone's surprise, Sister Yun refused outright: "Brother Shan, I'm not going. You and Xiaoxiao go."

Sun Shan asked in confusion, "Why? It's so boring at home."

Sister Yun disagreed, saying, "Brother Shan, what's so boring about it? I haven't read a book in a long time, and I finally have some free time, so I should take a look."

Sun Shan: .....

Even if you beat Sun Shan to death, he would never believe this reason.

However, Sister Yun actually picked up the book and started reading.

Sun Shan: ......

What's wrong with this world? Sister Yun and Big Fatty are the same type; they're not people who like reading.

Perhaps I've finally figured it out; as I get older, I'm increasingly realizing the importance of reading?

Yun Jie'er didn't think studying was important; she simply didn't want to go out.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Sister Yun and Madam Su went to the Niangniang Temple, which is under the jurisdiction of the City God Temple, to pray for a child. Moreover, the person they prayed to was still the same immortal brother who was holding three little teeth last time.

The devout woman, He Banyun, knelt on the prayer mat and talked to the immortal for a full half hour before going to draw a fortune stick.

With this request, they were incredibly lucky and received the best possible fortune.

Master Zhang also said that he would definitely get what he wanted this year.

Yun Jie'er and Su Shi were overjoyed at these words and donated a full 20 taels of incense money.

Master Zhang also specifically instructed that at the beginning of the new year, it is not advisable to go out or to crowded places. One should keep one's body and mind at peace and quiet to avoid being tainted by evil spirits outside, which would prevent the little devil from being reincarnated.

Master Zhang also instructed Sister Yun to take care of her health, avoid excessive movement, arguments, and extreme emotional fluctuations.

In short, minimize going out and take care of your health to increase your chances of getting a toothache.

In order to have a baby, Sister Yun would never go to crowded places, especially not in crowded areas.

What if we attract bad influences and Xiao Yazi doesn't come looking for us?

So, with a sense of righteous indignation, he refused to go on a family trip with Sun Shan, Little Fatty, and their family of three.

Little Fatty saw that her mother wasn't going, and was afraid that her father wouldn't go either.

He hurriedly called out, "Father, Xiaoxiao wants to go out. Please take Xiaoxiao out to play."

Whether or not I have a mother doesn't matter at all; the most important thing is being able to go out and have fun.

Sun Shan saw that Yun Jie'er was unwilling to go out, so he did not force her.

Sun Bomin and Su were found.

The two elderly people shook their heads repeatedly: "We won't go, we'll stay home. We can't understand what they're saying outside."

The main concern is spending money. Yesterday's meal was enjoyable, but the pain was genuine.

Sun Bomin and Su Shi worked diligently and saved every penny, only to find out that they had spent so much money on a single meal.

I wish time could turn back and yesterday could happen again so I could stop Sun Shan from treating me to dinner.

Su tugged at the little chubby girl and said, "Xiaoxiao, what are you going out for? Help Grandma pick beans."

When Little Fatty saw Su's ghostly claw reach forward, she quickly turned around, took small, chubby steps, and eagerly hid behind Sun Shan, tightly hugging his thigh.

She peeked out and called out, "Grandma, Xiaoxiao will come back and help you pick beans. Xiaoxiao wants to go out and play with Dad."

Sun Shan: ......

Well, you're such a fat girl, you're already talking nonsense at such a young age.

Finally, Sun Shan, Gui Ge'er, carrying Xiao Hei Mei and Xiao Fei Mei, led several guards out for a stroll.

The chubby girl hugged Gui Ge'er's neck tightly, her eyes darting around.

Upon seeing the windmill, the little girl pointed straight at it with her chubby hand and said, "Daddy, spin it, Xiaoxiao wants to spin it."

Gui Ge'er said happily, "Good girl, Uncle Gui will buy it for you, no need for your father to buy it."

Little Fatty was overjoyed and said happily, "Uncle Gui, buy Xiaoxiao whichever she likes."

The little black girl, who was being held by Sun Shan, remained motionless, curled up like a quail, and dared not look directly at Sun Shan.

The little girl really didn't want Sun Shan to carry her, but Gui Ge'er had no choice but to carry the chubby girl.

Seeing the chubby girl wanting to buy a windmill, she could only stare enviously, not daring to utter a sound, as if Sun Shan would throw her off the city wall and kill her if she made a noise.

Sun Shan smiled and said, "Brother Gui, you don't need to buy it, I'll buy it for you."

Gui Ge'er shook his head repeatedly: "Shan Ge, I have money. Hehe, I just want to buy it for Xiaoxiao. What a cute little girl, hehe, so lovable."

The chubby girl looked at Gui Ge'er with sparkling eyes and said, "Uncle Gui, Xiaoxiao likes you too."

Look, this made Gui Ge'er very happy, and he bought Xiao Fei Mei a deluxe version of a windmill.

Of course, there are also black girls.