kvmb Chapter 259: The licker among the lickers, the spare tire among the spare tires
Chapter 259: The licker among the lickers, the spare tire among the spare tires
[Three years ago, Young Master Tang fell in love with a girl at first sight on the arch bridge over the moat.]
Upon hearing that their youngest son, who refused to get married, had a lover, the Duke of Ying and his wife looked at each other with tacit understanding.
The brat didn't even tell us he had a sweetheart. Was he worried that we wouldn't agree and would break them up?
You're really overthinking it!
As long as the other person is a woman, we will fully support it!
The guests, who were unaware of Jiang Yueyang's thoughts, looked everywhere for the source of the sound, but they couldn't find it.
But they knew who Young Master Tang was, so they all focused their attention on him.
[It's a pity that Mr. Tang was plain-looking and failed to catch the girl's eye. He was even given the "nice guy" card by the other party.
But Young Master Tang not only did not give up, but instead pursued the girl even harder.
He believed that sincerity could move mountains and break rocks, and that the girl would be moved by him sooner or later.
Jiang Yueyang asked with a smile: [As the old saying goes, a good woman is afraid of a clinging man. I wonder if Young Master Tang has found the girl he likes?]
The Duke and Duchess of England replied secretly, "Probably not. He was still at home yesterday, feeling sad and depressed. I guess he was hurt by the girl."
[No, that girl only likes handsome men. No matter how attentive Young Master Tang is to her, it’s useless.
Moreover, that girl had clearly told him three years ago that she and a young man were getting to know each other, and advised him not to waste his time on her. Host, guess what Young Master Tang said?
Jiang Yueyang said without thinking: [He must have said before that as long as you don’t get married, I still have a chance!
At that time, the girl probably looked at him with a speechless expression.
Then, Young Master Tang continued, "Don't you like the dim sum from X? I queued up early this morning to buy you one. It's still warm. Come and try it."
As a result, the girl said that the person who liked to eat the dim sum from a certain restaurant was the young man she was getting to know.
After hearing this, Young Master Tang smiled and asked if he wanted to send a copy to that young master as well.
Young Master Tang suddenly raised his head and looked at Jiang Yueyang. Was she there at the scene?
Because of his action, those who didn't know what was going on in their hearts followed his gaze and realized that it was Jiang Yueyang who was "speaking".
Therefore, Duke Su immediately sent people to those who might reveal their true feelings to remind them to pretend that they heard nothing.
Otherwise, they will take action to stop it.
System: [Host's guess...is really accurate!]
Jiang Yueyang waved her hands proudly, [This is normal operation, all lickspittles talk like this!]
Everyone looked incredulous. They thought Young Master Tang would say "I wish you happiness", but they didn't expect it to be like this.
The British couple raised their hands to cover their faces to avoid the gazes of others, feeling ashamed to face others.
We do not know him, he is not our son.
The Third Prince: This is... too undignified!
The eldest princess looked at Young Master Tang with disdain. Who would like such a persistent and incapable person?
Duke Su looked at Duke Ying who was covering his face with his hands. Young Master Tang's adaptable and shameless spirit was very similar to his father's.
The system said: [What I mean is, the host was 99.99% right just now! That's what Young Master Tang said at the time.]
Jiang Yueyang raised her eyebrows slightly. How could he be so accurate?
The system continued: [This doesn’t even count; there’s more to come.]
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang urged excitedly: "Tell me quickly, I really want to see how far he can lick."
Third Prince: +1
Everyone: Curious.
The Duke and Duchess of England were also very curious about how shameless their son could be. He couldn't possibly be someone else's girl's lover, right?
The system glanced at Young Master Tang, who had his head bowed, and continued: [Young Master Tang pursued the girl in this way, and the girl gradually began to enjoy his pursuit.
In order to make Mr. Tang continue to pursue her, the girl told him that she would be with him as long as she broke up.
As a result, over the course of three years, the girl broke up with other men six times, but it was still not his turn.
Everyone: "..."
You don’t give up on this?
Jiang Yueyang: [I want to ask... Young Master Tang, do you know that girl has broken up with other people six times?]
He knew that the girl had not concealed her relationship with others from him. Moreover, Young Master Tang had invested a lot in every relationship of the girl.
For example, he helped them cover up, sent love letters, and gave them gifts. Even more outrageous, he even helped the girl apologize and ask for reconciliation!
[Fuck! A licker of lickers!]
The Third Prince: I want to know who that girl is that can make Young Master Tang so devoted to her!
Host: I have to say one thing here, I admire you!
The British couple looked at each other and said, "I don't want this son anymore."
At this time, the wretched man's family pretended to make fun of Young Master Tang.
Upon seeing this, Duke Su's men immediately knocked the wretched man unconscious, and the others immediately shut up.
The system said: [Young Master Tang is not only a licker among lickers, but also a spare tire among spare tires. Ten days ago, that girl said goodbye to her seventh relationship.
Young Master Tang thought he could be with that girl, but she introduced him to her new love.
After hearing this, Jiang Yueyang really didn't know what to say, and could only ask, "And then?"
Others didn't know what to say either.
Only the Duke and Duchess of England were wondering how they could get rid of their son with a stupid brain!
Then, Young Master Tang went to question the girl. He asked her, wasn't it agreed that he would be the next one?
Why is she with another man again? The girl coaxed him with a few words, and Young Master Tang was coaxed into submission again.
Jiang Yueyang chuckled, "Let me explain, and see if I'm right!"
[Okay, let me see your performance.]
After being coaxed, Young Master Tang told the girl that she wanted to be with him after breaking up with others this time.
As a result, the girl said that she would have to break up with someone else next time before she could be with him because she had already promised someone else.
Although Young Master Tang was sad, he still said aggrievedly, "It must be my turn next time."
And he would habitually ask what the girl's new lover liked. Should he buy something that person liked and send it to him?
The girl said that the man liked to eat noodles from a certain restaurant, and asked him to buy a bowl and send it to the man every day.
Young Master Tang even asked the girl thoughtfully if she wanted more spicy noodles, more soup, or more noodles.
Then the girl told him that the man liked more meat and extra spicy noodles!
After hearing Jiang Yueyang's words, the system kept giving her thumbs up in her mind!
[The host is awesome! Although the plot is a little different, the dog-licking behavior is exactly the same! ]
Jiang Yueyang clicked his tongue and shook his head. "Young Master Tang really should see a doctor. But then again, who is that girl?"