kvmb Chapter 213: Eating Too Many Sweet Potatoes Will Make You Fart
Chapter 213: Eating Too Many Sweet Potatoes Will Make You Fart
The next day, Jiang Yueyang appeared in court on time.
Yesterday, she handled a bunch of cases involving animals.
I thought it would be just that outrageous, but who would have thought today's case would be even more outrageous.
She controls the heavens and the earth, the people and the animals, and today she even controls the flowers, plants, and trees.
"Princess, please help me. His child urinated on the banana tree behind my house and killed it."
"Princess, his banana tree was already dying. It wasn't killed by my child's pee!"
"A pee? You were about to die? You really can confuse right and wrong!" The man looked at Jiang Yueyang, "Princess, the banana tree in my house has always been growing very healthy.
If his child hadn't peed on it eight times a day, my banana tree wouldn't look like it's dying!"
The man grew increasingly angry as he spoke, and roared at the child's parents, "Do you not have a toilet at home, or does your child have some habit of peeing on someone else's banana tree?"
"What does a child know?"
"Children don't understand, don't you adults understand either?"
"It's just a banana tree, what's the big deal?"
"Why not? My mother planted it herself!"
"Even when your mother was alive, you never took such good care of her things. You're so hypocritical!"
Jiang Yueyang looked at the two people arguing fiercely and sighed helplessly. What was going on?
"quiet!"
The two stopped arguing after hearing the sound.
A quarter of an hour later.
Under Jiang Yueyang's mediation, the parents of the naughty child compensated the owner of the banana tree for the loss and promised to discipline their child well in the future.
Jiang Yueyang looked at the child's parents and reminded them, "It's not normal for a six or seven-year-old to urinate so much in a day. You should take him to see a doctor. Don't let him get sick."
"Thank you, Princess, for the reminder. The brat has been running wild all day long. He doesn't look sick at all. He just drank too much water."
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang didn't say anything else. Anyway, she had reminded everyone that she needed to.
However, it is possible that a naughty child urinates frequently because he or she drinks too much water.
After the incident with the banana tree was over, a woman came up, this time with flowers and plants.
She said she planted a sweet-scented osmanthus tree, but it was cut down one night half a month ago.
She suspected that it was her neighbor who cut down the tree because her neighbor couldn't stand the fragrance of osmanthus flowers. The two families had had many disputes over this matter.
……
Two days later, Jiang Yueyang finally met Governor Yan in the court, whom he had not seen for a long time.
Without thinking, she thrust the gavel into his hand and said, "Master Yan, I leave this to you!"
After saying this, without waiting for Governor Yan to react, Jiang Yueyang called on his men to quickly flee the county government office.
"Princess, don't go!" The people shouted at her not to leave.
Jiang Yueyang turned a deaf ear and walked faster.
An hour later, she and Ye Wuhen set out on the journey back to Beijing.
Jiang Yueyang glanced at the young man that Ye Wuhen had sent to escort the items. "Does your 'Blood Demon Pavilion' still have a base in Luoyang?"
"Luoyang is a prosperous place." The meaning is self-evident.
Because they couldn't move fast with the goods, they arrived in the capital three days later.
Before entering the city, Jiang Yueyang packed all the fruits into boxes and drove them directly to the palace gate.
When the imperial guards stationed at the palace gate saw that she had brought so many things in, they immediately sent someone in to inform her.
Soon, Li Fuquan and Aunt Monk came out with their people.
"Master Xiao Jiang, His Majesty invites you."
Jiang Yueyang asked Ye Wuhen to take his men back, while she followed Li Fuquan into the palace.
***
Outside the Huaqing Palace, the Emperor, Empress, and the Minister of Agriculture looked at the contents of the boxes and sacks with shining eyes.
The Minister of Agriculture took out a sweet potato from the sack and asked, "Master Xiao Jiang, what is this?"
"sweet potato."
"This... so this is what sweet potato fruits look like!"
Emperor Yuan looked around but couldn't find the sweet potato seedlings he was longing for. He couldn't help but ask, "Jiang Yueyang, where are the sweet potato seedlings?"
"Your Majesty, sweet potato seedlings cannot be preserved for long, so I purchased the sweet potatoes directly."
"You mean we can plant fruits directly?"
Jiang Yueyang nodded, "Yes, but the cost will be high. I don't recommend this planting method."
Emperor Yuan was speechless, "Then why are you still buying it?"
"I bought these for Your Majesty and the others to try, as an apology for my previous mistake. As for the sweet potato seedlings for planting, you can buy them after the spring."
"Sweet potatoes are free?"
Upon hearing this, the Empress awkwardly tugged at Emperor Yuan's sleeve, suggesting that he should be shameless.
Emperor Yuan gently pulled back his sleeves and said, "I have lost my face a long time ago. Money is the most real thing!"
Jiang Yueyang said arrogantly: "No money."
Emperor Yuan was happy. Remembering what Jiang Yueyang had said about how to eat sweet potatoes, he planned to have someone roast some and eat them later.
Seeing this, the Queen shook her head helplessly and then looked at the fruit in the box.
"Master Xiao Jiang, what kind of fruit is this?" she asked, pointing to a coconut.
"That's a coconut. It has coconut water and white flesh inside."
"what about this?"
"Red pomegranate, a fruit I like to eat."
Jiang Yueyang took out a hand-painted book from the box and said, "There are many fruits drawn on it. Your Majesty can learn about these fruits according to the pictures above."
Seeing her tired face, the Empress immediately turned to Emperor Yuan and said, "Lady Xiao Jiang probably hasn't had enough rest these days. Your Majesty, why don't you let her go back and rest first?"
Thinking of what happened in Luoyang, Emperor Yuan frowned and nodded, "Jiang Yueyang, you go back first."
"Thank you, Your Majesty, and Your Majesty, I will take my leave."
***
The next day, Jiang Yueyang stood in the Hall of Supreme Harmony with a rare spirit. At a glance, he found that Kong Jijiu and the Minister of Personnel were both in the court.
In other words, the examination papers have been graded!
It’s pretty fast!
At this time, Emperor Yuan arrived.
After he sat down, all the civil and military officials paid their respects to Emperor Yuan in unison.
"His Majesty!"
"His Majesty!"
Jiang Yueyang and Su Guogong spoke at the same time, and the latter's heart skipped a beat. What a bad fate!
Duke Su turned around and looked at her, "Master Xiao Jiang, you go first."
"Duke Su should go first. His Majesty said that we should respect the old and love the young."
Emperor Yuan: “…”
Duke Su: “…”
"Actually, I just...just wanted to remind Your Majesty that he ate without wiping his mouth clean."
Emperor Yuan: “…”
After hearing what Duke Su said, Jiang Yueyang and all the civil and military officials subconsciously looked at Emperor Yuan's mouth.
Then, they saw that Emperor Yuan's mouth was a little black, and there were some white debris at the corners of his mouth.
"Ah~ Your Majesty, are you eating roasted sweet potatoes so early in the morning? I forgot to tell you yesterday that eating too many sweet potatoes will..."
"Puff~puff~puff~"
"...will fart." Jiang Yueyang continued.
Emperor Yuan's face turned red instantly, and all the civil and military officials slowly lowered their heads and tried hard to suppress their laughter.
"Puff~puff~puff~"