Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 163 Is he going to heaven?

[Come to think of it, the drunken idiot was none other than Madam Shen's husband, Censor Shen!]

Mrs. Shen’s eyes widened immediately. Oh no! Her husband’s fig leaf was about to be torn off in public!

Shen Yushi, who had anticipated this and had quietly stood up and walked some distance away, was immediately pulled back by a busybody.

"Master Shen, it's still early, don't rush back!"

"Come, I'll toast to Master Shen."

"I also offer a toast to Lord Shen."

"Everyone, we are all from the same roots, why are we so eager to fight each other?"

"You don't know what will happen tomorrow, so drink first and talk later."

"..."

Emperor Yuan glanced at Censor Shen, who had already been forced to drink several glasses of wine.

These people really... win my heart.

Jiang Yueyang: [Just tell me, how did Censor Shen become so drunk and crazy?]

Before the system answered, Minister Jiang started walking towards Jiang Yueyang again, and soon he was in front of the group of people.

"Yangyang, Your Majesty wants some of the spices you use for grilling meat."

When Xie Xu came to ask about the seasoning, Jiang Yueyang expected that Emperor Yuan would come to ask for it.

It was just some barbecue seasoning, she wouldn't refuse to give it to him.

So, without asking, she took out three wooden bottles of new seasoning and gave them to him.

After Minister Jiang took the seasoning and left, the system said slowly: [Censor Shen rarely drinks, so he never knew that he would go crazy when drunk.

It wasn't until the day he and Madam Shen got married, when he drank too much and made a huge joke, that he realized how shameful he could be when drunk.

Jiang Yueyang was already used to the system's mystique, so she played along and asked, "So... what embarrassing thing did he do after getting drunk?"

Emperor Yuan opened the three bottles of seasoning and smelled them. He found them very fragrant, so without saying anything, he asked the person in charge of grilling the meat to sprinkle the seasoning on it.

After the seasoning is roasted, a particularly tempting aroma wafts out in a short while.

Emperor Yuan couldn't wait to take a bite of the barbecue with added seasonings, and was immediately overwhelmed by the delicious smell.

Seeing Emperor Yuan looking so enjoyable, the others also picked up the barbecued meat with added ingredients and started to feast on it.

For a moment, I couldn't even take care of eating melon.

The system said: [On the night of the wedding, Censor Shen was drunk and was helped into the room. Censor Shen staggered to Madam Shen, was stunned for a moment, and then raised his hands to take off his clothes.

Mrs. Shen watched as Censor Shen took off his clothes one by one, until he was left with only his underwear.

I thought he would spend the night with me, but unexpectedly, Censor Shen turned around, opened the door and ran out.

Jiang Yueyang: [!!! Holy crap! Naked streaking!]

Emperor Yuan and others who were enjoying the barbecue all widened their eyes. Is this... so crazy?

Upon hearing this, the man who was forcing Censor Shen to drink immediately threw the glass in his hand and pinched his thigh to sober him up.

There are so many girls here, don’t pollute their eyes!

The girls who heard the inner voice frowned and looked at Censor Shen, saying, "Please don't get drunk. I don't want to see anything I shouldn't see."

In addition, some ladies have found excuses to let their daughters leave the scene.

[Hahaha… Madam Shen was stunned at the time. When she realized what was happening, she immediately chased after him. Then, she saw Censor Shen running back and forth in the yard with his arms outstretched.

While running, he shouted loudly: Fly, fly, I want to fly to the moon.

Jiang Yueyang's mouth twitched. Fly to the moon?

Emperor Yuan and others subconsciously imagined the scene, and when the picture appeared in their minds, they suddenly felt it was so shocking!

Just run naked, why are you thinking about going to heaven?

At this moment, Censor Shen wished he had never come to this world.

God... please take me away!

Madam Shen pretended to be calm while eating the meat. The Duke of England and the others were too embarrassed to laugh in front of Madam Shen, and they were almost hurt from holding it in.

At the same time, they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts that Mrs. Shen was so strong inside!

Seeing that Jiang Yueyang was stunned, the system continued with great satisfaction: [The maids in the courtyard were frightened by the almost naked Censor Shen and screamed continuously. Madam Shen’s desire to divorce her husband has reached its peak!

Fortunately, the guests were all drinking in the front yard and didn't hear the noise in the backyard. Otherwise, the glorious story of Censor Shen running around drunk and naked would have spread throughout the capital.

Mrs. Shen thought that since she was already married, she would have to wait until tomorrow to divorce her husband. So, she suppressed her urge to strangle Censor Shen and called a servant to drag him into the room.

After being dragged back to the room, Censor Shen lay on the ground like a dead fish, talking drunkenly. Mrs. Shen really wanted to pack up and leave immediately.

But before she could make a decision, Censor Shen swam around on the ground, imitating the swimming posture of a fish.

He swam and shouted: "I am a little fish, I swim and swim, I am going to the sea."

Mrs. Shen could no longer tolerate this and stepped on his back, saying angrily: "You just swim in this little piece of land, and you're not even talking about the ocean. I think you've drunk too much horse urine and can't even tell whether you're a human or an animal."

Jiang Yueyang listened to the system's vivid description and couldn't help but turned around and laughed secretly, her shoulders shaking with laughter.

Emperor Yuan couldn't help but rest his head on Xie Xu's shoulder and chuckled softly. He didn't expect that the usually taciturn Censor Shen had such a funny side.

The Duke of England, the Third Prince and the others had already run to a place where Jiang Yueyang could not see or hear them and were laughing loudly.

Hahahaha…it’s so funny!

Censor Shen hasn't lost his wife yet, Madam Shen is definitely the true love among true loves!

At this time, the system changed the subject: [The next day, Censor Shen woke up and found that the servants looked at him strangely, and his newlywed wife wanted to divorce her!

After asking, he found out that he had done such a shameful thing last night. Finally, in order to keep Madam Shen, Censor Shen promised not to take concubines and not to drink alcohol, and Madam Shen did not make a fuss about divorcing him.

Even so, Censor Shen's wedding night was delayed until two years later.

During those two years, Madam Shen's parents-in-law treated her like a deity, fearing she would abandon Censor Shen and tell others about her streaking.

Jiang Yueyang couldn't keep laughing with her back turned, so after she finished laughing, she turned around.

Coincidentally, the big story of the system’s naked running has also been told.

On Emperor Yuan's side, Duke Su Guo couldn't stop laughing and his old face was cramped.

At this time, Dean Guo was inserting an acupuncture needle into his face with shaking hands.

Jiang Yueyang pinched her stiff face and said, "Little melon, I want to hear Mrs. Shen's gossip. Note, I want to hear the green tea flavored gossip."

Hearing this, Censor Shen, who had originally stood up in shame and wanted to flee the scene, sat back down silently.

Everyone present: Today’s melons are really abundant!

[Host, isn't it a shame to keep harassing this couple all night?]

Jiang Yueyang smiled, [When did you become so kind? ]

The system replied in a soft and artificial voice: [Host~ What nonsense are you talking about? I have always been a kind-hearted little Tongzi.]

Jiang Yueyang shuddered in disgust, and everyone present shuddered as well. How artificial!