kvmb Chapter 138 Hahaha… Is this a chapter that a normal person can say?
Chapter 138 Hahaha… Is this a chapter that a normal person can say?
Upon hearing that the autumn hunt took place on a rest day, Emperor Yuan, who did not want to provoke Jiang Yueyang, had already considered changing the time.
But after the system reminded him, he collected his thoughts again.
I am indeed wise and powerful. I foresaw that I had deducted all of Jiang Yueyang's vacation time, so she can no longer act so recklessly.
Emperor Yuan was very proud, but he seemed to have underestimated Jiang Yueyang's obsession with not wanting to go to work.
Jiang Yueyang recovered from the system's attack and walked out quickly.
She cried out, "Your Majesty!"
Emperor Yuan shuddered all over. What trick was she going to play?
"Your Majesty, I feel that three days of autumn hunting is not enough. It should be extended to... ten days."
System: [Host, how dare you say that. If the Emperor agrees to go out and play for ten days, it will be a waste of time. Later, the Left Prime Minister and the others will drown him with a single spit, and you won't be much better off.]
[Their saliva is quite moist.]
system:【……】
Emperor Yuan & Civil and Military Officials: [……]
Duke Su covered his mouth and laughed secretly. It was quite exciting?
Hahahaha... Is this something a normal person can say?
Lu Yunting smiled and shook his head, thinking back to when he was secretly observing her, she had also suddenly blurted out some shocking remarks.
For example, when Minister Jiang asked her what clothes would make her look younger, she replied, "Open-crotch pants."
For example, when Mrs. Jiang told her that her throat was itchy, she directly said, "Eat a chicken claw and scratch it."
It's so funny.
Several times, he almost exposed his tracks.
Emperor Yuan couldn't laugh at all, but he really wanted to hear how Jiang Yueyang was going to trick him into extending the time.
He said with a straight face, "Jiang Yueyang, why is three days not enough?"
Jiang Yueyang had anticipated the Yuan Emperor's question and immediately replied, "Your Majesty, the autumn hunt is not allowed in the royal enclosure. Although it's not far, it takes quite a while to go back and forth."
Moreover, I just heard Your Majesty say that officials of rank 7 and above can bring their families along. With more people, there will be more things to do. How can three days be enough?
Maybe, just by saying hello to each other, half a day will have passed. After deducting the time for eating and sleeping, there will be nothing left.”
After Jiang Yueyang answered Emperor Yuan's words, she immediately whispered to the system.
"Little Melon, I think there must be a special reason why His Majesty suddenly agreed to the autumn hunt. I guess His Majesty is trying to find partners for the princes and princesses."
Emperor Yuan: Are you the worm in my stomach?
The system asked in confusion why.
In previous years, the autumn hunt was always a gathering of grown men, but His Majesty just said that the Empress will also be there, and asked the wives of the various families to bring their daughters to accompany the Empress. Do you understand?
In the past, when her father took her brother to participate in spring or autumn hunting, she wanted to cheat and go with them.
But her father made it clear that girls were not allowed to go, and even her mother was not eligible to participate.
This time, women are allowed to participate for the first time. There must be other intentions behind this!
The system hummed, "I understand!"
Emperor Yuan didn't care that his thoughts were guessed, as it was a good opportunity for all civil and military officials to know his true purpose.
However, he didn't want Jiang Yueyang to get what she wanted.
She wanted to take this opportunity to have some fun, no way!
Emperor Yuan responded, "In previous years, the autumn hunt lasted three days, and no one has ever complained about not having enough time. I think you just want to have fun and not work hard."
Jiang Yueyang acted as if hurt. "Your Majesty, how can you say that to me? Did I just want to have fun?"
Not giving Emperor Yuan a chance to contradict herself, she quickly answered herself, "No! I proposed extending the working hours so that everyone can relax after their intense and boring work, and it's also for everyone's health!"
Emperor Yuan laughed in his heart, the emperor is here for your own benefit, don’t try to fool me!
I want to see how you come up with this trick.
Emperor Yuan: "In that case, can you please tell me how you are thinking about their health?"
After taking a quick look, Jiang Yueyang turned to Emperor Yuan and asked seriously, "Your Majesty, what do you think is the difference between Duke Su, Duke Ying, the Fifth Prince, and others, and General Lu and his generals?"
Emperor Yuan glanced at the people Jiang Yueyang had named, and without thinking, he asked directly, "What's the difference?"
"One Duke of Su can kill two General Lu."
Emperor Yuan understood immediately that Jiang Yueyang was saying that Duke Su and the others were fat!
Several people who were classified in the same category as Duke Su also understood it, and they really wanted to ask, "Are you polite?"
Jiang Yueyang continued, "My Lords, please don't be angry. I mean no harm. I am just giving Your Majesty an example."
After making a statement to several negative examples, she continued to explain to Emperor Yuan: "I have read in an ancient book that obesity is an unhealthy manifestation of the human body and the source of all diseases.
The reason why Duke Su and the others are relatively obese is because they lack exercise. For the sake of their health, I feel it is necessary to extend the autumn hunting period to allow them to exercise properly.
Duke Su: Can't you use someone else as an example? Duke Ying is obviously fatter than me!
Emperor Yuan didn't say anything. Jiang Yueyang thought he didn't believe her, so she continued, "If Your Majesty doesn't believe me, you can ask Guo Yuanzheng. He's the imperial physician, and he must know that being overweight is detrimental to... your health."
As she spoke, she saw Guo Yuanzheng's face swollen like a pig's head, and she felt like she was shooting herself in the foot.
Emperor Yuan asked with a smile, "Minister Guo, is what Jiang Yueyang said correct?"
Guo Yuanzheng opened his mouth slightly, and tears suddenly came out of his eyes due to the pain.
Thinking that he had been slapped for no reason, he didn't want to let Jiang Yueyang succeed.
So he simply remained silent. He couldn't speak anyway, and it seemed that His Majesty wanted to go against Jiang Yueyang.
Emperor Yuan gloated, "Guo Yuanzheng didn't respond. It seems you're wrong. In that case, the autumn hunt will continue for three days. This matter is not open to further discussion!"
Jiang Yueyang immediately slumped his shoulders, then pointed at his own hand that had hit him and cursed: "I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm afraid of pig-like teammates. Look at what you've done!"
Hearing this, the system couldn't help but act suicidal again, [Host, we can't have such a stupid teammate. Kill it and eliminate the trouble forever!]
Emperor Yuan and all civil and military officials: "..."
The people present felt that Xiaogua was going to be scolded again.
But they waited for a while, but Jiang Yueyang didn't count to three, and only heard a question.
"Little Melon, do you have a built-in program to angrily attack the host? I notice that you're clearly terrified of entering the dark room, yet you're always teetering on the edge of death."
After Jiang Yueyang said this, the system also felt that there must be a problem somewhere.
He was really afraid of being locked up in the small dark room, but he really couldn't help but act up, as if it was set up.
So he checked himself.
As soon as the beeping sound of the test stopped, Jiang Yueyang couldn't wait to ask: [How is it?]
Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials also wanted to know the result and waited with bated breath.
[Host, I didn't detect any program that would angrily attack you, but I did detect one: a program that follows the will of the world.]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]