kvmb Chapter 108: The British man only remembers the food but not the punishment
Chapter 108: The British man only remembers the food but not the punishment
What does that mean?
"Miss Jiang."
Before the system could reply, it was interrupted by Lady Duchess of England who was walking towards them with her maid.
The Duchess of England looked to be about forty years old, with a plump figure, a face like a silver plate, eyes full of spring water, and the way she moved was like a willow swaying in the wind.
Although she is middle-aged, time does not seem to have left many traces on her face.
Compared to the Duke of Edinburgh, there was a feeling of an older man and a younger wife, but in reality, the age difference between the couple was not that big.
[Wow~] Jiang Yueyang sighed, [The Duchess of England looks so young, doesn't she? I wonder how she maintains such good looks?]
The Duke of England's wife had heard of Jiang Yueyang from the Duke of England and also knew about Xin Sheng's matter.
Before coming, she had instructed the servants in the mansion to pretend not to hear anything.
otherwise……
Hearing Jiang Yueyang praising her youth, the Duke of England was very happy and the corners of her mouth could not help but rise.
Jiang Yueyang bowed to the Lady of the Duke of England.
Ever since she got her official position, she has been following official etiquette.
The Duke of England nodded slightly, then waved to the little girl in front of Jiang Yueyang, "Jingshu, come here."
The little girl looked up at Jiang Yueyang, then walked over to the side of the Duke of England and stood obediently.
"Madam, what is this?" Jiang Yueyang asked curiously.
"Her name is Yun Jingshu, the daughter of one of my sisters. She came to stay for a few days."
Jiang Yueyang nodded with a smile and didn't ask any more questions.
The Lady of the Duke of Ying glanced at the durian in Qingzhi's hand without leaving any trace, and said with a smile, "Don't blame me, Miss Jiang. I just heard the servants in the mansion say you were outside, so I took the liberty to invite you in."
However, the facts were not as the British Duchess said.
Ever since Jiang Yueyang discovered that the Duke of England had hidden money in the court that day, the Duke of England's wife ordered the gatekeepers to invite Jiang Yueyang into the mansion immediately if he came.
She really wanted to know what durian was.
The Queen Mother also asked her to go to the palace and hinted that if Jiang Yueyang sent her durian, she must bring it to the palace for His Majesty to see first.
"Madam, do you know me?"
The Duke of Ying led Jiang Yueyang forward and said, "I heard about it from my family. Besides, Miss Jiang is a female official appointed by His Majesty himself. It's hard for us not to know."
Jiang Yueyang smiled embarrassedly, then signaled Qingzhi with her eyes to bring the durian up.
"Ma'am, this happened suddenly, so I didn't prepare anything. This is a relatively rare fruit. Although it smells strange, it tastes delicious."
The system couldn't help but expose her, [Host, you haven't even tried it, how do you know it tastes good? ]
The Duchess of England: "..."
Jiang Yueyang was unconvinced. "I haven't tried it, but others have. If so many people like it, it must taste good. Besides, it's a great tonic!"
The system has nothing to say.
The Duchess of England gestured to her maid to accept it. "I've never seen fruit like this before. What is it called?"
"durian."
The British Duchess's eyes lit up slightly, she really is a durian.
But this smell... is really a bit strong.
Jiang Yueyang thought for a moment and added, "Madam, durian is a fruit that people who love it love very much, while people who don't like it can't eat a single bite. When you eat it, try a small amount first. If you can't accept the taste, don't eat it."
"it is good."
The two walked side by side to a fork in the road, and the system suddenly said: [Host, take the left road.]
"Are you being silly again? This isn't our yard, I can't just wander around. What's on the left?"
System: […The Duke of England is sneaking around the rockery on the left.]
Hearing this, the Duchess of England slowly forced a cold smile. A breeze blew by, bringing a hint of chill.
The maids who served her were all nervous, because the Duke was going to kneel on the washboard again.
By the way, you must have kneeled on ten washboards, right?
Duke Ying took leave and did not attend the morning court for the past two days, saying that his old cold legs had flared up and he could not walk.
But in fact, everyone knew in their hearts that he was kneeling on the washboard.
Jiang Yueyang opened her mouth silently, [Affair?]
[Probably not, he was the only one there.]
[Then he must have been hiding some private money again. The British public only remembers food and not punishment, and kneeling on the washboard is no longer enough to punish him.
The Duchess of England should have made him kneel on durian and instant noodles. If the instant noodles break, his pocket money for next month will be confiscated, and he will be banned from drinking alcohol! I wonder if the Duchess of England has discovered the banknotes hidden in the belt of his official uniform?
The Duchess of England: Now I have discovered it.
Jiang Yueyang secretly glanced at the bluestone path on the left. It was a pity that he couldn't catch the Duke of England hiding his money on the spot.
Otherwise there will be a good show to watch.
Just as she was feeling regretful, the Duchess of England slowly stopped.
She smiled gently and said, "Miss Jiang, I heard you love flowers. I just suddenly remembered that the flowers over there are in full bloom. How about we go there together to enjoy the flowers?"
Jiang Yueyang was overjoyed, "Okay, okay."
【Hahaha, British Duke, here I come.】
The Duchess of England: ...Why does this sound so strange?
Just like that, the two of them simultaneously quickened their pace and walked towards the rockery.
After a while, the two saw the Duke of England.
When the Duke of England's wife saw the Duke of England's big butt twisting back and forth, her face instantly turned dark.
Jiang Yueyang, with a stern face, laughed heartily. [Ouch, this scene is a bit eye-catching. I'm dying of laughter. What is he doing?]
The Duke of England, who was still twisting and turning, suddenly stopped when he heard such unbridled laughter.
I’m going to die. Why is that damn girl Jiang Yueyang in my house?
The system explained calmly: [He's stuck.]
Jiang Yueyang laughed even louder in her heart, [What is the Duke of England thinking? With his size, how can such a small rockery fit him?]
At this time, the Duke of England's wife said sinisterly: "Master, what are you doing here?"
"Madam," the Duke of England said with a flattering smile, "I just saw a cat stuck in a crevice of a rock and wanted to rescue it."
[Haha, this cat is quite big, it looks like it weighs over 100 pounds!]
System: [+1]
When the Duchess of England heard this, she almost couldn't hold back her expression. This girl's words were so funny.
"Is that so? What about the cat?"
The Duke of England wanted to sew Jiang Yueyang's mouth shut with needle and thread. This girl knew how to add fuel to the fire.
"Cat...Cat...Madam, I'm stuck. Please get me out first. You can beat me or scold me later."
The Duchess of England was very angry, but she still ordered her servants to get him out.
Two maids came forward, grabbed the Duke of England's clothes, and pulled him out with force.
"Oh! No, no, it's scratching my flesh."
The maid turned around to look at the Lady of England, not knowing what to do.
Seeing this, the Duke of England's wife raised her foot and slowly walked over. Then Jiang Yueyang saw her raise her foot and kick the Duke of England on the butt.
There was a sound of clothes being torn, and the Duke of England fell into the rockery, accompanied by his screams.