kvmb Chapter 271 Never Doing Anything Cheating
Chapter 271 Never Doing Anything Cheating
Prince Xin followed the emperor trembling with fear. He never expected that his royal brother would actually bring him to steal a chicken!
"Brother, why don't we go? I have a bad feeling about this."
The emperor and the prince actually stole a chicken. It would be so funny if they were caught.
Looking at his frightened brother, the emperor sighed and said, "I was wondering why you are so timid. You are at least known as the God of War. In my Great Yong, you and the Prince of Zhennan are both Gods of War. How can you be so timid even for stealing a chicken? You really disgrace your reputation as a God of War."
Prince Xin: ...They call me the God of War because I always win in battles, not because I am good at stealing.
The main thing is, have you ever seen a god of war stealing chickens raised by his sisters-in-law? If you tell this to others, it would be so funny that it would kill people.
No matter how much Prince Xin tried to persuade or protest, the emperor was determined to steal two chickens.
He also comforted Prince Xin, "It's really okay. This is not the first time I've done something like this. The chickens raised by your sister-in-law are really good and taste delicious. There's a mushroom plantation next to the chicken coop. We can pick some mushrooms later. How about a chicken stew with mushrooms!"
The more he talked, the hungrier he felt. The chickens and rabbits raised by the Queen and her family tasted really good, and the vegetables they grew were also really fresh.
It’s a pity that he doesn’t get to eat much on a normal day, so his monthly share is only a little bit.
Prince Xin felt extremely helpless when he saw his excited brother.
In the past, he thought that his royal brother was a superior and majestic person, but later this impression gradually collapsed, and now it has collapsed to the point where it cannot collapse any further.
The emperor's own martial arts skills were not as good as Prince Xin's, so he ordered Prince Xin to use Qinggong to jump into the chicken coop.
When Prince Xin was practicing martial arts, he probably never imagined that this skill would be used to steal chickens in the future.
After a period of chaos, the two finally caught two chickens.
However, they were also discovered. A palace maid thought that a thief had broken in, so she went straight to call for help.
Listening to the noise over there, Prince Xin was almost going crazy: "Royal brother, Royal brother, there are already a lot of people over there, why don't we leave first!"
It would be really embarrassing if I got caught!
The emperor picked the mushrooms slowly and said, "Calm down, calm down. Even if they come running over, don't eat them. That's why I asked you to change your clothes. The emperor's dragon robe and the prince's python robe can be recognized by others at a glance, so I asked you to change into ordinary clothes."
Prince Xin: ...
Judging from my brother’s reaction, this isn’t the first time he’s done this.
The emperor's sisters-in-law were really unlucky. The few chickens they raised were all stolen by their brother the emperor.
"How dare this little thief to act so arrogantly in the palace! Get out now!"
The ladies in the harem also arrived, and the queen walked in front with a sullen face.
What kind of thief? You don’t have to think about who would come to steal chickens. Who else could come into this palace except the person who often steals chickens?
"Your Majesty, please come out quickly. We all know it's you. This is the third time you've done this this month."
The ruler of a country stares at other people's chickens every day. What kind of strange habit is this?
At this moment, the emperor had already picked the mushrooms, and Prince Xin was standing beside him with a speechless look on his face.
This is the third time this month, my brother! Do you want to do this?
The national treasury is not without money and the imperial kitchen is not without chickens to eat. Is it necessary to always steal chickens?
"Come on, grab the two chickens first, hold the mushrooms too, and use Qinggong to get out of that small hole. I'll take care of the rest!"
The emperor had arranged everything. His own martial arts skills were not very good, and after being emperor for so many years, he was not very familiar with martial arts.
But Prince Xin was different. He was highly skilled in martial arts and martial arts. As long as he could take the food away, their trip would be worthwhile.
Prince Xin looked at the mushrooms stuffed into his arms and the two chickens in his hands, his expression extremely complicated.
No matter what, you should listen to your brother. I believe that your brother can handle your sister-in-law.
Prince Xin used his lightness skills to get out of the small house. People outside only saw a flash of his figure and then he disappeared.
Concubine De: "Oh my god! When did the emperor become so good at martial arts? Is he practicing martial arts behind our backs?"
That shouldn't be the case. The Emperor doesn't have the time to practice martial arts. Besides being watched by the Empress while he exercises every day, how could someone who is watched even when he exercises take the initiative to practice martial arts?
Moreover, his martial arts skills look so good, and his back looks so handsome and upright.
The queen saw through it at a glance that the man was not the emperor, "That's not the emperor, the emperor is still in the mushroom house, he must have brought people to steal our chickens."
Concubine De: "What a great way to make a feint to the east and attack in the west! Your Majesty has read the art of war well."
After a while, the emperor came out, with a smile on his face that even contained a hint of flattery.
"Empress, I am just a little greedy. Look at my empty hands. I haven't had time to do anything yet."
"I heard that a dozen chicks have been hatched recently, right? So it shouldn't be a big deal to eat two more."
Looking at the fawning emperor, the queen sneered and said, "So what if a dozen chicks were hatched? They weren't hatched by you. As the ruler of a country, can you please stop focusing on the chickens and ducks raised in the harem?"
Having a husband like this is really speechless. He may have been more stable when he was young, but why does he become more and more out of touch as he gets older?
Everyone in the harem is used to seeing the Queen scolding the Emperor, but they still have to avoid suspicion at this time, after all, they have to consider the Emperor's face.
So everyone stepped down and gave the land to the emperor and empress.
Concubine De sighed and said, "These days are really getting more and more lively. I don't know who is stealing the chicken with the emperor."
At this moment, Prince Xin, who was hiding in the dark, was really panicked.
He didn't run too far, but found a corner to hide.
To be honest, this was the first time in his life that he had done such a sneaky thing, but it was indeed quite exciting.
I don’t know how my brother is doing now. I think my sister-in-law won’t do anything to him. After all, they are still husband and wife.
The two of them have supported each other through difficult times.
After squatting in the corner for a while, Prince Xin still felt uneasy and wanted to go back to take a look. As a result, when he got back, he saw his royal brother weeding in the vegetable garden.
The cold-faced sister-in-law was supervising the work nearby, saying, "Just pull out all the grass in this cage today. You're really ruthless this time because you're missing two chickens."
The emperor was pulling out weeds with a bitter face. He was the only emperor who could do this!
But who can make him respect the Queen? She is his first wife and their childhood sweetheart, and they have been together through thick and thin. Most importantly, she is the wife he asked for, so he has to just accept it!