kvmb Chapter 342 I usually don’t laugh unless I really can’t help it!
Chapter 342 I usually don’t laugh unless I really can’t help it!
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. In room number three, the man and woman who had been sitting on opposite sides of the bed were now hugging each other.
Yan Qingyue was held in Zhao Mu's arms and seemed to be sleeping very comfortably.
Zhao Mu placed his hand two inches below Yan Qingyue's waist and fell asleep with some satisfaction. Until one moment, he suddenly opened his eyes. When he saw the thing that suddenly pressed on him, he was startled and subconsciously grabbed it hard with his hands.
嘤咛~
Yan Qingyue was suddenly awakened from her sleep. She was about to complain to Zhao Mu, but she was also shocked by the thing pressing on Zhao Mu.
She was a woman with picturesque eyebrows and eyes, very beautiful, completely worthy of the word "stunning beauty". The most important thing was that at this moment she was naked, her hands were on Zhao Mu's shoulders, and her delicate face was completely buried in Zhao Mu's arms.
They turned their eyes slightly to the side and met each other's eyes, both seeing shock in each other's eyes.
They were not stupid, so of course they knew that this woman was sent by the female thief. However, this time even Zhao Mu didn't notice anything. It was too magical.
"The mark you left behind was erased?"
"no!"
Zhao Mu shook his head. He could clearly feel that the mark was still there. That was why a look of shock appeared on his face.
That Fuxiu Duanying is so powerful that he can complete everything before he even notices the existence of the mark.
There is only one possibility in this situation: perfect concealment.
In the case of perfect concealment, not to mention one soul mark, even ten or a hundred of them would be useless, because the entire person seems to have disappeared from this world, and the soul certainly cannot detect it. There is not much difference between having a mark or not.
"I am now even more looking forward to Blowing Sleeves and Severing Shadows."
Zhao Mu was not angry about the female thief's prank, but was extremely excited, because the broken shadow with the flick of the sleeve was even more magical than he expected. It was no longer a simple description of body skills, speed or concealment.
Yan Qingyue's eyes flickered. Like Zhao Mu, she began to develop a strong interest in the broken shadow of the fluttering sleeves.
"Then what about this girl?"
"Throw it away!"
“…”
Such a beautiful woman, still in this state, but Zhao Mu didn't show any sign of being moved at all, and even wanted to throw her away. This surprised Yan Qingyue.
After spending some time together, she still thought that Zhao Mu was a man who loved sex. After all, every time they slept together, his hands were always dishonest. He even shamelessly peeked at her bathing in the Black Demon Pond.
But no one expected that Zhao Mu would be indifferent in the face of such a woman.
Just as Yan Qingyue was shocked, Zhao Mu had already wrapped the woman lying on him in a piece of black cloth and threw her out of the window.
Then, she felt a big hand climbing onto her body, and then...
"Your hand..."
"what happened?"
"be honest."
"Isn't this honest?"
“…”
With the help of moonlight, Yan Qingyue looked at Zhao Mu's shocked expression and was really speechless. However, considering his good performance just now, she hesitated for a moment, turned her back and let him go.
A figure quietly appeared on the small river behind Yunli Inn, picked up the black package thrown on the ground, and her beautiful eyes were full of confusion.
"why?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to have a son? The little princess of the City Lord's Mansion is the most beautiful woman in Jingcheng, and he...he actually threw her away..."
"Forget it, if you don't want it then don't want it!"
The female thief felt that it was too much trouble, so she disappeared into the streets with the black package.
Half an hour later, she returned to where she lived and found a female doctor.
A young female doctor was taking her pulse.
"Little girl, there's nothing wrong with your pulse."
"what?"
The female thief was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly asked, "Aren't you pregnant?"
"Pregnant?"
The female doctor was a little stunned. "You still have your vital essence, how can you get pregnant?"
"What do you mean?"
The female thief was confused. She could clearly feel something in her lower abdomen, so how could she not be pregnant?
Although Zhao Mu had previously changed his words and said that the pill was a poison to make her obedient, she knew too much about poison and knew exactly whether she would be poisoned after taking it.
Since she's clearly not poisoned, it should be medicine that helps one have a son.
But this female doctor actually said she was not pregnant...
"this....."
This was the first time the female doctor had encountered such a patient. However, as a married woman, she immediately understood the patient's confusion and immediately took out a booklet from her Qiankun bag. "Little girl, this booklet details how to get pregnant. You will understand after reading it."
The female thief accepted the booklet in a daze. After the female doctor left, she opened it and saw that it contained some descriptions on how to get pregnant.
However, this booklet seemed to be extraordinary. After she opened it and read it, some images appeared in her mind instinctively.
It was that bastard who pinned her down, and then...
"what!"
The female thief was so scared that her face turned red, and she cursed: "I don't want to do this kind of thing with this stinky bastard, it's so weird, so weird..."
As he cursed, he slowly closed his eyes and immersed himself in it unconsciously.
It was not until the next morning that the female thief slowly woke up from the strange feeling she had last night.
"If it's not medicine for giving birth to a son, is it really poison? But I don't feel poisoned at all..."
After regaining consciousness, the female thief finally began to worry about the pill.
"No, I have to ask this bastard clearly."
.....
In Room No. 3, Yan Qingyue had already gotten up.
Zhao Mu woke up slowly after noon. Yan Qingyue's unexpected non-resistance last night made him sleep particularly comfortably. If he could be indulged a little more, perhaps he could catch up with the feeling of having Senior Sister Dazua sleeping with him.
But unfortunately, Yan Qingyue couldn't indulge him like that.
If she were to indulge herself like this, she would no longer be Yan Qingyue.
"what?"
Just as he stood up from the couch, Zhao Mu suddenly let out a light exclamation.
"what happened?"
Yan Qingyue, who had woken up early, had already calmed down and looked at Zhao Mu with a calm expression, as if nothing had happened last night.
"That female thief arrived so quickly."
"Send away the broken shadow of the sleeve?"
"possible."
As the two were talking, the door was pushed open and a not-too-tall woman in a pink dress hurried in. She looked quite cute. She glared at Zhao Mu fiercely and cursed, "Liar, you didn't even want me to give birth to a son yesterday."
???
Zhao Mu and Yan Qingyue couldn't help but look at each other. Is this little girl really innocent or is she just pretending to be naive?
"how do you know?"
"Do you think I don't know how to have a baby? That requires doing... something shameful. Even though your hands are dirty, there's no way I'll get pregnant that way."
"Oh, you know all this. It seems that you are..."
"You've been touched by so many people, but no one has ever done that to me except you, you bastard."
“…”
Now Zhao Mu can be sure that this female thief is really naive.
My goodness, if he guessed correctly, this little girl must have found a doctor last night, and it was most likely a female doctor, to check whether she was pregnant, and even asked how to get pregnant.
It was normal for some female doctors to carry around some odd pamphlets.
This little thief probably read that kind of pamphlet, so he knew how to get pregnant.
"Pfft, hahaha~"
To be honest, Zhao Mu really didn't want to laugh, but... he couldn't help it.
“…”