kvmb Chapter 412
Chapter 412
"I must have misheard. Oh, it's okay, it's just one word off, it's no big deal."
Upon hearing this, everyone's lips twitched violently.
That one wrong word you wrote almost led us all down a ditch!
The group leaped over the waterfall and arrived at an incredibly spacious cave.
I have to say, it smells pretty strong.
Yang Kang and his group all silently covered their mouths and noses.
Then they continued on their way, following the large macaque in front of them.
Because the two large macaques led the way, the other large macaques around them did not attack Qin Yu and his companions; instead, they all looked at them with great curiosity.
Soon, the group arrived at the deepest part of the cave.
On the main stone seat sat a large yellow monkey with a hairy face and a thunder god's mouth. It was significantly larger than the other large macaques and was clearly the king of the group.
The two large macaques leading the way bowed respectfully to the monkey king, and then explained the purpose of Qin Yu and his group to their king.
Upon hearing this, the Great Monkey King's eyes narrowed suddenly. He looked down at Qin Yu and asked arrogantly:
"Oh? You want to discuss cooperation with me?"
Qin Yu smiled slightly, nodded, and then exchanged a glance with Yang Kang beside him.
Yang Kang understood immediately. The spatial ring on his finger flashed, and a large stack of bananas appeared out of thin air on the ground.
Upon seeing this, the other large macaques around them instantly turned green with excitement, howling excitedly with saliva dripping from their mouths.
"Chirp chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!!!"
(My goodness! I've never seen so many bananas in my life!)
(These little bastards, I thought they were some stinking outsiders coming to our Water Curtain Cave to beg for food, but they're actually quite generous.)
(My friend, you're absolutely right! These guys have earned my approval!)
Compared to the ecstatic expressions of the ordinary macaques,
The Great Monkey King was clearly well-informed; his expression didn't change much, and he simply wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth.
Seeing the changing expressions of the giant monkeys around them, Yang Kang and his group all smiled.
It seems that bananas are far more attractive to these monkeys than they imagined, making the cooperation even easier to discuss!
Qin Yu smiled slightly, looked at the Great Monkey King, and said:
"We plan to exchange these bananas for the monkey wine you brew."
Upon hearing this, the Great Monkey King immediately scoffed:
"Jiji!"
(Idiot!)
Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's smile froze instantly.
Seeing the change in Qin Yu's expression, Yang Kang and his group asked curiously:
"Little Qin, what did the Monkey King say?"
Qin Yu said in disbelief:
"It's calling you idiots."
"What!?"
Upon hearing this, Yang Kang and his group frowned, wondering why they were suddenly being scolded.
The Great Monkey King continued to wear a contemptuous and disdainful smile, and said:
"What do you take me for? Some country bumpkin who's never seen the world? Do you think I need these ordinary bananas?"
As it spoke, it snapped its fingers.
Snapped!
A female monkey beside him immediately understood. She grabbed a banana from the fruit plate, gently peeled it, and then put the banana in her own mouth, twisting it, licking it, and dipping it in the water. Then she took it out and fed it to the big monkey king.
Everyone: "..."
Goodness, that's a pretty weird way to eat.
After thoroughly enjoying the banana that the female monkey had peeled for him, the great monkey king seemed a little unsatisfied and said:
"Remember to keep it in your mouth a little longer next time, otherwise it won't taste good enough."
The mother monkey nodded obediently, remembering the request.
Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched violently.
Damn it, even I, a pervert, think you're a pervert!
However, this also reminded Qin Yu that these bananas might be very attractive to ordinary macaques, but they were obviously useless to the macaque king.
After all, it is the king of the entire macaque tribe, so it certainly doesn't have to worry about eating bananas or anything like that.
Fortunately, he had a backup plan.
Since all-natural methods won't work, let's use technology and ruthless techniques!
Qin Yu's lips suddenly curled into a slight smile. With a thought, his spatial ring flashed, and various snack gift packs appeared.
Banana-flavored cakes, banana-flavored ice cream, banana-flavored egg yolk pies, banana-flavored potato chips... and even banana-flavored roast chicken!
The Monkey King was stunned by what he saw.
"What the hell are these things?"
Qin Yu grinned:
"You'll know after you taste it."
The Monkey King looked somewhat suspicious, and then asked his underlings to taste it for him first.
After all, it had to make sure these humans hadn't poisoned him.
Upon receiving the order from the Great Monkey King, the dozen or so of his monkey underlings swarmed around the banana-flavored snack gift and sampled it one by one.
"Oh my god!!!"
In an instant, the dozen or so macaques seemed to be electrocuted, and their bodies began to tremble wildly.
Seeing his little brother suddenly transformed into this state, the Monkey King immediately stood up, his face filled with murderous intent:
"I knew you treacherous humans had ill intentions; you really did poison me!"
Qin Yu smiled slightly and waved his hand:
"Don't rush, take another look."
The Great Monkey King was taken aback upon hearing this, and looked at his underlings again.
The dozen or so big monkeys were incredibly excited and danced around, tears streaming down their faces.
Not because of anything else,
I was so moved by how delicious it was that I cried!
Having only ever eaten natural bananas since childhood, they had never tasted such a delicious banana-flavored snack made with so much technology and potent seasonings!
This is a devastating blow to their taste buds!
"Chirp chirp chirp!!!"
(My goodness! I've never eaten anything this delicious in my entire life.)
(This banana-flavored milk tea is so good! I devoured it, it's so delicious I could stomp my feet!)
(Ahhh!!! This banana-flavored cake is absolutely amazing!)
At that moment, the dozen or so monkey minions went crazy and started frantically grabbing at the banana-flavored snack gift packs.
The Monkey King was dumbfounded when he saw what was happening before him.
It couldn't help but ask with a puzzled look:
"Is it really that delicious?"
One of the big monkey brothers, while frantically munching on potato chips, nodded vigorously with a blissful expression:
"Your Majesty, it smells absolutely delicious!"
As he spoke, the little monkey brother threw a bag of potato chips directly at the monkey king.
The Great Monkey King took it, took a small bite, and his pupils suddenly contracted. He felt as if his monkey brain had instantly ascended to heaven—no, sublimated!
"How can it be so delicious!!!"
The Monkey King was so excited that he pounded his chest, and his fur coat burst open instantly!