kvmb Chapter 293 This Must Be Cut
Chapter 293 This Must Be Cut
Even though the Quick Escape Edition that Yu Yu mentioned just now was just the result of his own wild imagination, the more Zhang Yuan thought about it, the more he felt that Yu Yu's guess was correct - the arm wrestling segment arranged by the program team was clearly meant to make them lose!
Look at these camera teachers standing out, each one is stronger than the other, some can even hold two Wang Yuexins, how can anyone compare?
What? You mean Zhao Hao? He's just a decoration, a bamboo pole that Chen Fusheng can easily control. Why mention him?
Land Rover was extremely lucky and picked out the best horse among the best horses of the group of camera teachers opposite. The tall guy looked to be at least 1.8 meters tall.
Zhang Yuan's own choice was no less impressive. The little black portrait looked quite abstract, and the one standing out was a teacher with slightly darker skin from long periods of exposure to the wind and sun, and a cold face like a cold-faced killer.
Yu Yu blindly chose a man with a SpongeBob SquarePants avatar, a figure that the leaders dared not entrust with important tasks. Although the teacher was not tall, he was very strong. The one that Zhang Yuan was talking about who was twice as wide as Wang Yuexin was him. It seemed that he was the second best horse among the selected ones besides the Lotus big brother of Land Rover.
Yu Yu actually had some impression of this SpongeBob teacher, because he was one of the most stable people in the group when carrying a camera, and he was also in good physical condition. He didn't look tired even after running with it. When he had nothing to rest, he would come to ask for advice on photography techniques. Although his profile picture annoyed his boss, he was still very serious about photography.
As for the other teachers, they didn't look that exaggerated on the surface, but their arms showed that they were trained.
The brothers gathered together to discuss tactics. The seven of them didn't actually have much advantage in playing the Tian Ji horse racing game. Lu Hu thought about it and took the lead in suggesting that he should go up first and destroy the strongest brother Lotus on the opposite side and let the opponent win the first game.
"Then I'll go replace Big Brother SpongeBob?" Su Xing said. He was quite self-aware of his own abilities. Like Lu Hu, he had no interest in physical labor. "But if that's the case, there are still five of us left. We have to win at least four games."
Yu Yu glanced at the remaining teachers on the opposite side, compared their overall strength with his own, and pondered for a moment: "Actually, if I were to face Mr. SpongeBob, I would be confident. In this way, the remaining five of us only need to win three games, and the pressure will be much less."
"Let's change our thinking. We don't have to fight head-on. They can't be equally strong with both hands." Wang Yuexin said, "Let Xiaoyu play. The main purpose is to win with momentum."
"Brother Sheng must be the last one to go on stage, and he must be the last one to compete against Haohao." Wang Zhengliang suggested putting the "heavyweight" competition at the end.
Yu Yu, however, had a different opinion: "Shouldn't Brother Sheng be the first to go up, defeating the show's boss right from the start and bringing down their morale?"
"Then what's the point? The highlight is Brother Sheng versus the director." Su Xing understood the show's effects. "But it all depends on what you have to say, Brother Sheng."
"I'm fine with either," Chen Fusheng thought for a moment, "Should I go last?"
"I understand." Yu Yu hugged his chest and nodded, as if he had just realized something incredible. "Our eldest brother is trying to cut the flesh with a blunt knife, so that Zhao Hao can linger for a while."
Chen Fusheng:? It just quieted down for a while and now it’s starting again, right?
Zhao Hao: Is it possible that your microphones are still attached, so he's recording everything you say and can hear it? Yu Yu, you naughty kid, you want to eat red bean paste again, so fine, why do you have to drag innocent people into this?
A few people gathered together and discussed for a while before deciding on the order of appearance. The first to appear was Land Rover, facing the Lotus team on the opposite side.
The tall and strong Brother Lotus smiled in a simple and honest manner. He politely stretched out his left and right hands and asked Lu Hu which hand he wanted to use. Su Xing approached Lu Hu and said bluntly that he was asking him how he wanted to die.
Land Rover was weak, pitiful and greedy. He asked Brother Lotus several times to show mercy before he stretched out his right hand to die heroically. He knew that he would definitely lose, but at least he didn't want to lose too badly.
Just as they were about to start, a ripe coconut suddenly fell from a tree nearby. This dramatic scene seemed to foreshadow something, and subsequent developments also confirmed this point.
When Lotus tried its best to move Land Rover but failed to budge him, it asked kindly with a puzzled look on its face: "Did you try harder?"
All of the brothers, including Lu Hu, knew that the other party had no ill intentions and was just a little confused, but these words sounded like humiliation and provocation at first glance, making them laugh so hard that they fell to the ground. Lu Hu didn't know whether to cry with laughter or out of grievance, shouting that this person had no moral principles and actually humiliated him, how could he be so cruel?
If you piss him off, he'll just pout and cry to his brothers.
After this episode, Lotus gave Land Rover enough face and let him hold on for a few more seconds. When Land Rover said he would take it seriously this time, Lotus defeated him in one second to win.
Finally freed, Lu Hu scurried off the table, picked up the fallen coconut, and drank a sip of the coconut water. The refreshing, sweet taste immediately dispelled the gloom left by the arm wrestling match. If you can't win, then you can't win. What's the big deal? Even if the other team wins, they won't drop a coconut for you to drink from. Humph.
The next group to come on stage were Yu Yu and Mr. SpongeBob. As soon as the opponent came on stage, he bowed to Yu Yu repeatedly and laughed so hard that his eyes could not be seen. He also asked Yu Yu to show mercy, just like the scene of the previous group of contestants was repeated.
Mr. SpongeBob is a loyal fan of Cyrus. He has seen him in a video on the Internet catch a flying mountain lion by its upper and lower jaws with his bare hands and throw it over his shoulder, making the big cat dizzy, confused and running away whimpering.
Yu Yu did not upload this type of footage to any domestic website. Apparently, he is indeed an old fan of Cyrus and even climbed over the wall to pick up the materials.
"Don't worry, I won't throw you out. Let's stop here. We are all holding cameras to record the world, so don't get hurt." Yu Yu looked extremely kind and innocent with a smile on his face.
Then he completely showed his fangs in the game.
The long sleeves concealed the muscular lines of his arms, but after exerting force, his strong upper arms made the clothes bulge, which showed that his explosive power and endurance should not be underestimated.
Mr. SpongeBob gathered his strength so much that his cheeks were trembling. However, he looked at Yu Yu opposite him, who was still smiling and expressionless. His arms were motionless except for the slight trembling caused by the exertion of force by both sides. He secretly thought to himself that Yu Yu's strength was definitely above his, but he did not defeat him immediately. It was obvious that he was deliberately wasting his strength.
"You have used up most of your strength, right?" Yu Yu suddenly asked. The question was exactly the same as Brother Lianhua's before. It was unknown whether he did it on purpose.
"Oh!——" The brothers who were watching suddenly let out bursts of strange shouts and laughter, and even cheered Yu Yu's name, "Yu Yu! Yu Yu!"
Teacher SpongeBob didn't know, but how could they not see that the kid did it on purpose? He was more protective of his children than anyone else. Even if the other person's action was unintentional and had no malicious intent, he still wanted to get back at Lu Hu and his brothers.
But if others didn't lose their place, then don't ask how they lost it in the first place, just like if no one else scared Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu in the haunted house, then don't ask how they were scared to scream, manually funny.jpg.
"Then I'll do my best." Yu Yu greeted politely, then tightened the sleeve of his arm, and in the blink of an eye, Mr. SpongeBob's hand fell on the table. It took less than a second for him to finish speaking!
In fact, Yu Yu caught the opponent off guard, and the opponent had already consumed a lot of energy, so this visual effect was produced.
After winning easily, Yu Yu still pretended. He leaned back with his hands on his chest and crossed his legs. Wang Yuexin immediately evolved from a little fanboy to a lackey and strode forward to give him a shoulder massage. Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu each pinched his arm and diligently helped him relax.
"Yuyu, you're so handsome." Lu Hu pinched Yu Yu's right arm, where he had just exerted force. When he deliberately exerted force to bulge the muscles, the hard yet somewhat elastic muscle outline was too obvious. "Wow, your arm, pinching it like this, wow."
"So strong, really strong, amazing." Zhang Yuan pinched and shook his head and said to the production team, "Don't be fooled by his face and loose clothes. This is the standard of looking thin when dressed and showing off your muscles when undressed."
"Xiaoyu's shoulders are real, there are no shoulder pads, they are just double doors." Wang Yuexin pinched his shoulders to testify for him.
Why does it feel like something is not right? Yu Yu pretended to be doing this and found that the movements of Yue Lai, Yue Jiang Zhi and the other two were a little strange.
"And he really has pectoral muscles." Zhang Yuan said and patted Yu Yu's chest.
Yu Yu:?!
"Hey brothers and sisters, we have the abdominal muscles you want." Land Rover smiled evilly but foolishly, and reached out to poke his abdomen.
Yu Yu: ? ?!
"No, hahahaha, it's itchy, hahahaha, don't poke it, hahahaha..." Yu Yu, whose sensitive waist muscles were poked, couldn't help laughing as she quickly left her pretentious seat and turned around to hide behind the three Hai Shanghuas.
"Brother Sheng has some abs too, if you don't believe me, feel them! Brother Liang has been in the gym a lot lately and has seen some results, so he'll definitely be happy for you to touch them! And Allen, a cat's pouch is the easiest thing to touch, okay!"
Chen Fusheng, who was still watching the fun of the naughty kid being punished and laughing happily, suddenly lost his smile:?
Wang Zhengliang, who had just taken off his jacket and was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and was about to go on stage next, looked confused:?
Su Xing, who didn't care about the matter and thought that the fire would never burn him, cursed:?
Yu Yu, who was surrounded by six people, was laughing to death, while Zhao Hao, who was standing aside, looked at the brothers whose behavior was becoming more and more weird and nodded. Although they had restrained themselves compared to privately and hadn't even lifted their clothes, and at most uttered a few lewd words...but could this really be broadcast?
Forget it, just cut it out. Their show is a serious entertainment and travel variety show for all ages. This kind of footage cannot be shown to the audience no matter how much VIP membership they have.
After dealing with the naughty kids, Wang Zhengliang sat down at the table. Although Yu Yu was a bit cheeky, he was right about one thing: Wang Zhengliang had indeed been spending a lot of time in the gym and had seen results. The lean muscles in his arms were proof of this. With those muscles bulging, who would have guessed he was in his forties, almost 50, like Uncle Wang Erchun?
The cameraman on the opposite side did not expect that Wang Zhengliang would also win.
Next, Wang Yuexin, upon learning her opponent was left-handed, immediately opted for a right-handed counter, catching him off guard the moment the whistle blew. Su Xing was equally astute, first testing his opponent's right hand with his right hand before immediately switching to his more powerful left, securing their second consecutive victory.
"Huh? If nothing unexpected happens, we have already won." After winning the game, Su Xing suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Yeah, best of seven, we've already won four games, hahahaha." Zhang Yuan laughed arrogantly, "Do I still need it?"
"Hiss... What's going on with my camera crew?" Zhao Hao scratched his hair with a complicated expression. This is a competition of strength. How can you, a bunch of people who carry cameras around every day, not be able to beat these old Beibeis?
"Of course you have to go on, Brother Yuan, let the program crew lose clearly. Not only do you have to go on, but our Brother Sheng will also have to kill Zhao Hao in the end to rub salt into his wounds." Yu Yu said gloatingly.