kvmb Chapter 259 How to Kill a Fish
Chapter 259 How to Kill a Fish
There are not many people traveling to Mohe at this season. Even in this entire carriage, there are only eight old Beibeis and people from the program crew.
Of course, it is also possible that when purchasing the tickets, the program crew specifically consulted with the official ticket sellers and put them all in a carriage with fewer people.
The advantage of having no passers-by is privacy, but there are not many passengers on the green train, so it lacks a bit of worldly touch after all.
There are no calls for melon seeds, drinks and mineral water, no advice to "keep your legs still" along the way, and no chatter from neighbors. It is quiet, but not the right feeling.
It wasn't until the production crew asked the train attendant to buy a cart of fruit snacks and pushed it over that they finally felt a bit like sitting on a hard sleeper train...
If the price Zhao Hao asked for was not more outrageous than the original price of the flight attendant.
"What the hell? You charge us 20 for a bottle of water?" Wang Zhengliang was shocked when he heard the offer. He looked at the bottle of mineral water in his hand that only sold for two yuan in the convenience store and almost thought he was hallucinating.
No matter how outrageous your offer is, at least five times the price will do. Who on the railway would sell a bottle of the most ordinary mineral water at ten times the price?
Zhang Yuan picked up a box of cut cantaloupe and took a look. He found that the melon looked quite fresh. Seeing that someone else had taken advantage of it, Lu Hu also took out a box of dragon fruit from the dining car. The dragon fruit was purple red and looked very sweet.
My child wants to eat some melon since he hasn’t eaten any fruit in the past few days since he came to Northeast China.
Wang Zhengliang saw them picking and choosing in the dining car and knew that they were greedy, so he asked Zhao Hao: "What about this box of melons? And this dragon fruit, this banana, how do you sell your fruit?"
Zhao Hao glanced at the fruit plate wrapped in plastic wrap, paused, and then said, "This box...cantaloupe, 80, dragon fruit 75, banana 70."
Duo Shao???
Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu were so scared that they dropped the fruits in their hands.
“Why don’t you go and grab it?” Wang Zhengliang laughed angrily: “This is the price you just thought of, what were you hesitating about?”
Chen Qisheng, who was sitting nearby and looking at the supplies in the train, also frowned. "What kind of unscrupulous merchant's price is this? Even if I have never ridden a green train, I know that it is definitely not that expensive on a train. How can there be a middleman like you who makes a profit from the price difference?"
Zhao Hao did not directly respond to their questions. He just waved his hand to signal the staff to quickly push the food cart over: "If you can't afford it, don't buy it. This is our own supplies."
Yu Yu, who was lying on the bed playing with his phone, couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and stretched his legs out just as the dining cart was about to pass by. The slowly moving dining cart hit his legs, and before any sound was made, he suddenly hugged his legs and screamed "ouch".
The Land Rover in front of him was stunned, and then he saw Yu Yu winking at him quietly, and he immediately understood.
While shouting "Are you okay, Yu Yu?", Lu Hu quickly moved a few steps to the side, with his back to Zhao Hao and slightly bent over, looking like he was concerned about Yu Yu's "leg injury".
Yu Yu moved out while wailing, hugged his legs and turned sideways. The two of them used their bodies to block the already narrow aisle tightly, completely blocking Zhao Hao's sight.
The staff member pushing the food cart was also stunned. He wondered how he had hit Yu Yu's leg when he didn't use much strength just now? And he didn't even feel that he had hit anything, so why did Yu Yu scream so miserably?
Before he could figure it out, Zhang Yuan on the other side didn't give him a chance to react. He suddenly pressed his shoulders and made him turn around, and led him forward: "Oh, you bumped into our Yu Yu, why are you still standing there? Go over there and ask the flight attendant if there is a medical kit."
Zhao Hao's vision was blocked, and the custodian of the dining car on the other side was sent away. Wang Yuexin and Su Xing, who were sitting in the aisle, and Yao Zhen, who was sitting on the lower bunk next to him, went forward in tacit understanding and took out the things in the dining car, and hid them under the quilt on the middle bunk next to him.
The movements were smooth and the coordination between the brothers was seamless. Chen Xisheng and Wang Zhengliang were watching with great joy, while Zhao Hao just wanted to alert the passengers that someone was trying to scam him.
No, to be honest, Zhao Hao still has some intelligence!
Yu Yu, do you think your poor acting skills can really make him believe that your leg was injured? Besides, he is not blind. He can see the heads of Su Xing, Wang Yuexin and Yao Zhen behind him, okay?
"Hey, what are you doing! Those guys behind you!" Zhao Hao couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he shouted to the three people who were sneaking behind him.
"Huh? We didn't do anything." Wang Yuexin was squatting in the next room and eating bananas until her mouth was full. She could hardly speak clearly, but she still tried to cover up the fact that she did nothing.
"Give it back quickly, you have to pay for these!" Zhao Hao said firmly.
"Oh..." Wang Yuexin threw the banana peel back.
Su Xing took a look and decided to put a box of cantaloupe in the cart, and Yao Zhen also put the dragon fruit back.
"Wow, Brother Hu, you are so good at healing. When you pressed my leg, it didn't hurt at all and it healed right on the spot." Yu Yu let go of the hand that was holding his leg and said boastfully.
"Hi, hi." Lu Hu also laughed awkwardly, waved his hand and stood up.
"Ah, Yu Yu, are you okay? Then we don't need to look for the attendant. Thank you, thank you." Zhang Yuan, who was about to walk to the next carriage, brought back the staff who had already reacted but were cooperating with the performance.
The dining cart returned to Zhao Hao. He looked at the things inside. It seemed that everything was there, but why did he always feel that there were fewer things?
After the deed was done, Wang Yuexin held back her laughter and secretly dragged Lu Hu to the next room. Lu Hu's eyes widened when he saw the big bag of snacks hidden on the bed. It turned out that they had taken away all the snacks in the bag at the bottom first, and then took a few fruits on the surface to cover up their tracks.
They even picked out a few pieces of cantaloupe and dragon fruit in a small bag and put the rest back.
As expected, people become extra smart when they do bad things, especially when they are doing bad things with the smart Su Xing following them.
When they ran to the next door one after another happily and secretly, and came out with food bulging in their mouths a dozen seconds later, Zhao Hao should have known that they were going to steal food even if he had no brains. Lu Hu was even chewing a sausage openly.
Zhao Hao asked them where these things came from, wanting them to tell the truth, but they said that Lao Yao bought them before getting on the bus.
Okay, okay, but the stir-fried dishes you want to eat can’t be bought in advance by Yao Zhen, right?
"You said a stir-fry meal costs 300?" Yu Yu raised an eyebrow, "This price sounds familiar."
"It's not easy to cook on a train, 300 is reasonable." Zhao Hao said seriously, "Of course, if you complete a game challenge, I can give you a cheaper price of 200."
Of course, the cash-strapped old people can only choose game challenges.
The content of the game challenge was quite simple and casual, and it even seemed like Zhao Hao had come up with it on the spur of the moment. Zhao Hao would give them a question about hand gestures, and as long as the eight of them could perform the gestures in unison, they would get one correct answer. If they got five correct answers in total, they would get 50 yuan off, and if they got 10 correct answers, they would get 100 yuan off.
Eight people all planned to go for question 10. After all, the number after subtracting 50 yuan didn't sound good. It was just a gesture. Isn't that easy?
It’s really not easy.
Because the eight of them came from all over the world, the movements they made to indicate numbers were different, and sometimes everyone's habits and understandings were also different. If you wanted the eight of them to move in unison, it would only work if someone gave hints in the team.
Otherwise, even if the topic is "handshake", some people will extend one hand, while others will extend two hands to cover the other person's hand.
When Yu Yu heard the word "photograph" and reflexively gestured with a SLR camera, while others gestured a rectangle in front of their eyes or stood there posing as "being photographed", he knew that the following questions would be even more difficult to answer correctly. So far, Zhao Hao had thrown out five questions, but he hadn't answered any of them correctly.
"Or, you guys should just give me 300 directly." Zhao Hao looked at the people who swore that they had a tacit understanding before the game, and now started to criticize some of them for being "unsociable" while posing coolly for photos. His words were obviously considerate, but somehow they sounded a bit mocking when they came out of his mouth.
"Impossible, forget it." Wang Yuexin said, "Even if we can't reduce it by 100, 50 will do. Numbers are just numbers, and money is money."
"Based on your accuracy rate, I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat stir-fried dishes until late at night."
"It's not that you have a problem with the question. Can't you make it as detailed as possible? The more detailed the better." Yu Yu looked at Zhao Hao in frustration. "For example, if you just give a question like 'Cat is absolutely beautiful', then we will all know it's Anna Su pouting, right?"
Su Xing, who was paddling on the edge and shooting a basketball in the air, heard this and immediately gave Yu Yu a glare:?
Zhang Yuan laughed loudly: "Ah, yes, yes, that's the question!"
"Impossible! Even if I don't eat stir-fried dishes, I can't do that!" Su Xing protested loudly.
"But Brother Sheng wants to eat stir-fried dishes." Yu Yu was embarrassed.jpg.
Chen Qisheng raised his hand with a smile: "I really want to eat, Director, please hurry up."
Zhao Hao "reluctantly" said: "Okay, then I'll give you a question, cats are absolutely beautiful."
The seven people perfunctorily pouted and made cat-fist gestures, and then quickly looked at Su Xing.
Being stared at by these seven people with malicious eyes, Su Xing looked reluctant but raised his cat fist, puffed out his cheeks and pursed his lips. His movements were standard enough to be given 10.0 points, and he was surprisingly skilled and not rusty at all.
"Alright, alright, alright." Su Xing, who was disgusted by himself, immediately put down his hands and frowned, preparing to ask Zhao Hao to ask the next question quickly. However, when he looked up, he saw a salted fish facing the camera of his mobile phone.
“??? Don’t tell me you were taking pictures of yourself with your phone and not taking pictures of me.” Su Xing stared at Yu Yu with empty eyes.
Yu Yu, who was caught secretly taking photos, put away her phone without any guilt: "It's okay, I was taking a photo of you, I already captured it, so there's no need to trouble Mr. Su to do it again. I'm going to make a set of Mr. Su's emoticons for internal use, and Cat is just one of them."
Yu Yu said, seeing the other brothers gloating and laughing happily, he added slowly: "I am also in the process of taking photos of others, don't worry, my photography skills are professional, and the emoticons I capture are more exciting than the last."
The smiles on the others' faces gradually disappeared.
"I think the next question should be how to kill fish." Chen Qisheng looked at Zhao Hao.
"I second the motion. Brother Sheng/Qian Sheng is right." X6.