kvmb Chapter 230 "You are like an abstract kelp."
Chapter 230 "You are like an abstract kelp."
When the program crew was preparing the lyrics for the next segment, the seven people, who were extremely relaxed, were lying down or putting on facial masks, and they did not regard the program crew and the onlookers as outsiders at all.
When the staff of the program team brought up the lyrics rack that had come all the way from the Mushroom House, Zhang Yuan, with a facial mask on his face, waved his hand dismissively: "Xiao Yu, go ahead, I'll leave the barbecue to you."
"Then I'll be the first to demonstrate. Who'll join me?" After being assigned the task by Brother Yuan, Yu Yu stood up naturally and looked at everyone else.
Wang Yue stood up without thinking, and when he looked up, he saw Wang Zhengliang was also about to get up. He made a gesture of invitation and sat back down: "Brother Liang wants to go up, so Brother Liang goes first."
"The main thing is that I think Xiaoyu understands my jokes, and the two of us will definitely have a tacit understanding when we act together." Wang Zhengliang came to Yu Yu and patted his shoulder.
Yu Yu shook his head like a rattle: "It's not that I don't understand any of your nonsense, so don't spit blood at me."
"Then didn't you immediately figure out the brain teaser I told you last time?"
Last time…Yu Yu’s mouth twitched: “? You call a bad joke a brain teaser?”
"Just tell me whether you reacted immediately or not?"
Yu Yu was silent, turned around and changed the subject: "Let's start with the first question, students."
Lu Hu also had a facial mask on his face that Zhang Yuan had given him. He sat on the cushion with his knees hugged. He was actually quite curious, but was afraid of being offended by a joke, so he could only ask in a low voice: "So, am I the only one who is curious about what that brain teaser is?"
Zhang Yuan looked at Lu Hu, somewhat incredulous: "Are you alright???"
"Damn dude!" Wang Yuexin even suspected that Lu Hu's already poor brain had become worse because he had been taking a bath for too long.
"Are you really not curious, Yuanyuan? Yuexin? Even though you know that it must be a bad joke, sometimes you just want to know what kind of bad joke it is. That's the feeling, don't you?" Lu Hu explained. Tigers are also felines, and curiosity kills the cat, of course, can also be applied to Xiao Nao Fu.
"I want to know, but I don't want to be hurt either." Wang Yuexin closed her eyes in pain.
"But if you don't know, you will have trouble sleeping and eating, because you don't know when Brother Liang will suddenly do this and tell you this lousy joke."
Su Xing was originally physically and mentally opposed, but Lu Hu hit the point, so he looked at Wang Zhengliang: "Hu Zi is right, it's better to give it a quick death than to drag it out. Brother Liang, tell us, we can bear it!"
Looking at the four warriors who died heroically in front of the coffee table and a passerby shark who was curiously watching the fun and waiting for new jokes, Yu Yu admired their courage.
"Do you know what Xiaolin will say when he attends Xiaoyi's party?" Wang Zhengliang asked a brain-teaser question, then looked at the five brothers with anticipation and a smirk.
Wu shook his head in confusion.
Wang Zhengliang said: “Hello, everyone.”
……
Su Xing held his forehead and began to reflect, Wang Yuexin stood up again and stomped her feet on the spot to practice high jump, but Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu fell to the ground laughing. It seemed that this lousy joke had touched their funny bone.
Only Chen Qisheng looked puzzled and said, "What do you mean? Isn't this just a greeting?"
"In this 'every one', every and one are separate, not connected as one word 'everyone'." Su Xing, the English class representative, explained.
"So what?" Chen Xinsheng still hasn't figured it out.
Seeing Chen Qisheng who really didn't understand, Wang Zhengliang suddenly didn't know how to explain it clearly in front of the camera, because this was originally a cliché that people who understood would naturally get it immediately. If he explained it seriously, he would lose the sense of accomplishment of the cliché prank.
Wang Zhengliang was accidentally poured cold water by the ignorant Chen Qiansheng, but others including Yu Yu were laughing happily. Look, you always use bad tricks to sneak attack, and this time you hit a wall directly!
"He can't just say 'Hello everyone', can he?" Chen Tansheng said as they were gloating.
Why is there no one after Hello every?
His words immediately silenced everyone. Well, the cold water poured on the assassin was an indiscriminate attack.
Of course Yu Yu understood the logic behind Chen Tansheng's strange train of thought. Precisely because he understood it, he was speechless and hesitated to speak.
Xiao Lin = Xiao 0, Xiao Yi = Xiao 1. When Xiao Lin went to Xiao Yi's (1) party, he would of course say hello every 1. This was not a bad joke in Chen Kesheng's opinion. It was just a homophonic joke at best. And 0 is equal to nothing, so if Xiao Lin didn't say every 1, he couldn't say hello every (nothing) in front of Xiao Yi, right?
Well, how should I put it, there is nothing wrong with this logic. It’s okay for Xiaolin and Xiaoyi to be treated as literal 0 and 1, but what they understood in an instant was not the literal meaning... Forget it, it’s okay, Shengge, it’s better for you not to know, go and have fun.
The others naturally understood what Chen Xiansheng meant, and they were directly hit on the back of the head by the boomerang that he threw back.
"The atmosphere is so harmonious now, why don't we play a new game. What new game? Oh, it turns out to be a song guessing game." Zhang Yuan clapped his hands and changed the subject in a gentle tone.
Yu Yu and Wang Zhengliang looked at the first page of lyrics that Zhao Hao had opened, frowned, and fell into deep thought. They looked at each other, saw the confusion in each other's eyes, and their hearts skipped a beat at the same time -
Wang Zhengliang: After that, Xiaoyu didn’t know whose lyrics these were.
Yu Yu: After that, Brother Xiaoliang didn’t know how to perform this lyrics.
Wang Yuexin looked at Yu Yu standing in front of the question board, blinked, then pointed at him and said to Zhang Yuan, "What did you say just now? Let him win the barbecue back?"
"Yes, Yuyu is our king of guessing lyrics..." Zhang Yuan realized something was wrong as he was talking, "Yes, Yuyu should be sitting down there guessing! Why are you going up there?"
"? Didn't you ask me to come up here?"
"Well, it was indeed me who told you to go up... No, I told you to go up and you did. Since when did you listen to me so much? Come down, who can understand you dancing around like that? Come down and just guess!"
? Listen, is this still bird talk? Fish doesn't like to hear this, I can't listen to it at all, little bird, you are really high-level in scolding fish now! His acting skills are so high-end, but it's you ordinary people who can't understand his performance level!
"Once it has started, you can't change it at will." Zhao Hao reminded from the side.
What a joke! How could he not know that Yu Yu was good at guessing lyrics? How could he let such a cheating contestant go back to answer questions and let them win the barbecue easily? Yu Yu came up tonight, and he couldn't leave until he could answer eight or ten questions!
"Didn't we change groups casually before? There is no rule that we can't change people, right?" Su Xing saw through what Zhao Hao was thinking at a glance, and he looked at him with some disgust.
Zhao Hao was stern and unselfish: "A new season has new rules. Now each group cannot change unless they guess five questions correctly."
"This isn't a rule you came up with on the spur of the moment." Lu Hu said that he was very smart, Zhao Hao, don't think you can fool him like this.
"Of course not," Zhao Hao denied without blushing or breathing heavily, "I just didn't tell you before."
"It doesn't matter. With my and Brother Liang's acting skills, you will be able to guess five questions correctly right away." Yu Yu waved his hand and said confidently.
Wang Zhengliang: Me? (Red panda points to himself)
"Xiao Yu, I know you are very confident but don't be too confident yet. First of all, do you know whose song this is from?" Wang Zhengliang looked at the lyrics in embarrassment. He really couldn't think of whose lyrics this could be. Could it be... that he was afraid of strangers?
"Of course I know," Yu Yu nodded and pointed directly at Zhang Yuan, "Your song."
"My song?" Zhang Yuan stood up immediately. "What song? What are the lyrics? Just come on, I can definitely guess my song!"
"From far away? I thought it was a strange poem. This seems like something he could write." Wang Zhengliang adjusted the leg of his glasses.
Chen Qisheng was puzzled: "Me?"
Yu Yu curled her lips after hearing this: "He can indeed write, but the style of this poem is too normal and he probably is too lazy to write. In recent years, there are quite a lot of abnormal poems he has written."
? It hasn't been an hour or two since your clothes were taken off, and now you've forgotten about it and are being naughty again, right? "Young Master Yu, do you have any suggestions for revising my lyrics?" Chen Hesheng narrowed his eyes and stared at Yu Yu.
Su Xing was still adding fuel to the fire: "I have to be fair to you, Mr. Tan. I have never doubted your ability to write lyrics. Look at your lyrics, they are so classic. But Yu Shao, hey, I don't know why he said this now. Maybe he is jealous of your level."
"No, no, what I mean is that our eldest brother's words cannot be judged by our mortal eyes." Yu Yu admitted his mistake immediately and secretly glared at Su Xing: I have held a grudge.
What can you do to me? Su Xing quickly rolled his eyes and smiled like an evil cat.
Zhang Yuan was confident that he could guess his own song at a glance, so Yu Yu and Wang Zhengliang performed it boldly without any hesitation.
Yu Yu just raised his hand and pointed at Chen Tansheng.
Yuelai and Yuejiangzhi said in unison: "Champion."
"No, no." Yu Yu almost laughed. He thought for a moment and pointed at Wang Zhengliang first, then at Chen Tansheng.
Zhang Yuan answered immediately: "Oh, Sheng Liang."
"What the hell is in your head?" Yu Yu was speechless about Zhang Yuan's sudden CP idea. He was referring to Wang Zhengliang and Chen Tansheng as Shengliang, so if he was referring to you and Su Xing, would you blurt out Xingyuan? Really?
Wang Zhengliang couldn't help laughing. He could only raise his hand and point at his watch: "Yuanyuan, look at this, what is this?"
"Watch? Time? Clock? Hour hand? Minute hand? Second hand? Dial? Bracelet?" Zhang Yuan thought of a series of words. Yu Yu and Wang Zhengliang were both shaking their heads. He stopped exhausting the list and looked at the oldest and youngest two with empty eyes. "Can't you just act it out?"
"I'm acting now." Yu Yu said.
Wang Yuexin almost choked to death on her own saliva: "? You call this acting, hahahahahahahaha, that was clearly just a random finger!"
"Okay, let's put it another way. What do we usually call people without hair?" Wang Zhengliang changed his mind.
"Bald head?" Chen Tansheng said.
Su Xing thought of an answer. He said with a difficult expression, "You guys, are you talking about time?"
"Hey, second brother is right." Yu Yu applauded.
"Okay, okay, you guys are really good." Zhang Yuan, who had been guessing for a long time but failed, even suspected that he had forgotten the lyrics. "Okay, what's next?"
Wang Zhengliang looked at the last sentence and felt that it was not easy to act, so he discussed with Yu Yu whether to skip it and look at the last sentence. Yu Yu thought about it and nodded. The next sentence was indeed not easy to express, but the last sentence was quite easy to act.
He stood there, raised his hands, and his body suddenly waved with his hands. You won't believe it, you won't believe it, I didn't expect that his body looked strong and flexible, and his wave was quite rhythmic...
It's also a bit funny.
At least the brothers who were caught off guard by Yu Yu's sudden abstraction either lay on the table or rolled on the tatami, laughing so hard that they lost all their image. Even his partner Wang Zhengliang laughed so hard that he sat on the ground and cursed: "Xiao Yu, what the hell are you doing, hahahaha!"
"I'm acting." Yu Yu was still trying her best to wave, "What is this?"
"You look like an abstract seaweed, hahahaha." Zhang Yuan held the corners of his eyes and laughed until tears were about to come out.
? You are like kelp!
It turns out that these people don’t understand the depth of his performance, huh.