kvmb Chapter 180: Red umbrella with white pole, let’s lie down together after eating
Chapter 180: Red umbrella with white pole, let’s lie down together after eating
Because of Ji Qionghua's words, several ministers felt relieved.
When they were thinking about how to persuade Qiu Ye, a minister at the end of the court stood up.
"I disagree!"
That loud shout shocked a lot of people.
Those who can sit in the court are officials of the fifth rank and above.
The person who stood up was Lord Yanzhong, a fifth-rank official in the Ministry of Personnel.
This person is a well-known fence-sitter in the court, always swayed by the wind.
Normally, in order to protect himself, he would never show up unless named by the emperor.
It would not be like it is now, shouting and yelling without the emperor's consent.
"Lord Yan, what do you disagree with?"
The emperor asked with no emotion in his tone.
But the hand tapping the back of the chair revealed the emperor's impatience.
"I don't agree with you marrying me."
When the emperor thought the other party would say something profound, he didn't expect him to say something shocking.
Everyone in the Golden Palace looked at him sideways because of the seriousness of this statement.
Marry him?
ha?
Some people are stupid.
The officials standing next to Yanzhang all lowered their heads, wishing they could cover their faces.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Yan Yan walked to the front with a few steps, then pointed at General Qian's nose and cursed him.
"I will never agree to you marrying me."
"Although you are good-looking, although you are pretty, although you look like a vixen, although I like you, but I just don't agree."
"I'm a good man. I have a wife at home."
"Stop dreaming."
These few words made General Qian's head buzz.
His old face flushed. As a rough man, General Qian could not learn the euphemisms and subtleties of the civil servants.
He slapped away the serious hand, his eyebrows raised.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Look carefully, I am a man."
"I will never become a woman in my entire life, let alone marry you!"
"What the hell is wrong with you!"
If you're a man, you can't stand it.
After General Qian started to rant, he glared at the man fiercely, hoping that he would shut up.
But who would have thought that Yanzhang frowned, as if he was listening carefully, but after General Qian finished speaking, Yanzhang chuckled.
"I know I'm good-looking and you like me."
"I also want to have sex with you, but I can't do this. I'm a good man."
"I can only refuse you with great pain."
"Hehehe, but if it's just a kiss, it's still okay."
As Yanzhang said this, he rushed towards General Qian. When General Qian was caught off guard, he held General Qian's head and smacked him.
The blow hit General Qian's mouth with exceptional precision.
General Qian, who had a beautiful beard, felt something wet passing through his beard and reaching his lips.
In an instant, General Qian's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
He raised his foot and kicked Yanzhong. General Qian, who had been practicing martial arts for many years, did not hold back and Yanzhong flew backwards.
General Qian's chest was heaving with anger, and he wished he could kill that person.
If it weren't for his remaining sanity telling him where this place was, he would have really taken action.
But the man who was seriously injured lay on the ground, rolled around a few times, and seemed not to feel any pain. Instead, he moaned in comfort.
"Oh, girl, that's strong."
"This is the smell!"
"Come on, hit it harder here, I like it!"
She stuck her butt out in the direction of General Qian, and then slapped her own butt with one hand, making a loud slapping sound.
These words caused a huge storm, and the crisp applause silenced General Qian.
He pointed at the serious situation with trembling fingers, swallowing a bunch of curses with difficulty, choking and rolling his eyes.
Someone nearby quickly went up to help General Qian calm down, fearing that he would explode with anger.
Everyone in the Golden Palace was amazed.
The emperor, who was at the top of the group, was unable to utter a single word of reprimand because of this development.
However, seeing that Yanzhang's words were becoming more and more obscene, the emperor waved his hand and a eunuch came over and covered Yanzhang's mouth.
Despite this, the serious look he gave General Qian was still full of infatuation.
That affectionate look made a lot of people feel sick.
After their initial surprise, they realized that something was seriously wrong.
Even if he was being foolish, he wouldn't point at the burly general and say that the other person was a beautiful young lady in a place like this.
Is it poisoning?
Everyone exchanged glances, confused.
This seriously makes him a marginal figure in the court, and he will only be able to reach the fifth rank in this life.
After today, it is still uncertain whether I can keep this official position.
This kind of fence-sitter has no deep ties with any party, and no one would attack him if they have nothing better to do.
[Good guy, really good guy. 】
【So you like this. 】
Ji Qionghua, who was also watching the show, was extremely happy.
[I can see you play this trick with your wife at home.]
[It’s still an M. ]
[Wow, punching and kicking, even barking like a dog, it's really fun. ]
Along with the little princess' words and the serious performance just now, many people had pictures in their minds.
That scene was just too impactful.
Several old ministers were a little uncomfortable accepting this. The Left Prime Minister touched his chest and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Only Master Lin, who likes role-playing, feels okay.
[He is on par with Master Lin. ]
Master Lin, who was feeling so good, couldn't catch his breath, his vision went dark and he almost fainted.
Feeling the inquiring looks from his colleagues, Master Lin could only pretend that he heard nothing.
If you can’t hear, you are invincible.
【Are you poisoned? 】
【Oh, I’m really poisoned! 】
This made the emperor raise his eyebrows.
Even though Yan Zhen was on his blacklist, if anyone dared to attack his subjects, he would not let them off so easily.
【Poisoned by the mushroom. 】
[Red umbrella, white pole, lie down together after eating. ]
[Lie down on the board and sleep in the coffin, then bury the mountain together. 】
[Maishanshan is crying and shouting, the whole village is coming to eat, there are umbrellas for eating, the whole village is lying on the board together. 】
【The group is destroyed! 】
These brainwashing lyrics were sung by the little princess's deliberately low and eerie voice, and everyone seemed to see the scene in which the whole village ended up lying on the bed.
Someone rubbed his goose bumps.
As the seasons change, seasonal fresh wild mushrooms are available in the market.
Some people just like this.
But I think after this incident, Lord Yan may never want to be greedy again in his life.
Several people looked at Yanzhang with sympathy.
The little princess has really shaken off all her underwear.
[What kind of good family eats mushrooms so early in the morning? ]
[I was in a hurry and ate some poisonous mushrooms that were not cooked properly, which caused me to have hallucinations. ]
[In his hallucination, General Qian is the most beautiful girl in the world, and she is also a highly skilled S. ]
[It is rare for a M to still remember his wife to this extent. ]
The emperor didn't understand what S and M were talking about.
But the emperor had a hunch that those were not good words, especially when he saw Ji Qionghua's mocking expression, he became more certain.