kvmb Chapter 271 A dog is a dog, and a bear is also a dog (nonsense)
Chapter 271 A dog is a dog, and a bear is also a dog (nonsense)
I saw it in the open space between the trees, among the lush green grass.
Lin Ya was sticking close to a female blue bear beast.
Link didn't know how this pair of bears got together, but it just happened to them.
As for Hong Dou, his eyes were filled with tears as he silently watched the scene. Perhaps he felt that as a eunuch, he could no longer bring happiness to his partner, so he silently turned around...
Weird.
"Roar!!!"
Red Hoof, who was inexplicably being cheated on, became extremely beastly and rushed towards Lin Ya and the female Green Bear, trying to tear the couple in front of him into pieces.
Then he was fooled by Lin Ya at lightning speed and retreated in shame.
Don't think that Lin Ya has been doing odd jobs and acting like a slave since his debut.
But it has been following Lieyan since it was a child. It is the follower of the legendary hunter. It has faced countless powerful enemies and ancient dragons. It is a living legend that accompanies Lieyan to this day.
It’s just like the Sky-Howling Dog beside Erlang Shen, who turns out to be the Sun-Swallowing God when he comes down to earth.
Cricket, a red-capped blue bear beast, might not be able to defeat the dog even in his prime, let alone now that he is injured.
Perhaps because he felt that his dog had been slacking off for too long, Lieyan now stood aside and watched Linya beating Hongdou.
The weapon in Lin Ya's mouth is a double-edged sickle made of steel dragon material. The two sharp blades connected by iron chains shine coldly. As the dog's head swings back and forth, they draw ruthless cold rays, as if the sickle of the god of death is reaping lives.
This was the second time Link had watched a master-level Fanghound fight. The last time was when Huoya and Shuiyun's Fanghounds hunted the Dragon King.
Because the opponent was too weak, he was killed instantly, so Link couldn't have a good time.
But this time it was different. The red tiger had thick skin and tough flesh, and even Lin Ya couldn't take it down in a short time.
At this moment, Hong Dou's body was covered with wounds caused by the chain whirlwind, and the dripping blood was frozen by the cold blade before it could spill.
The hunting dog equipment made of ancient dragon materials not only left wounds, but the attached ice energy also continuously eroded Hong Dou's body.
"Roar!!"
The red-capped blue bear beast let out an angry roar, and its huge body suddenly turned, and its heavy paws and claws slapped towards Lin Ya with a sharp sound of wind.
There is a huge difference in size between the two. Compared with the giant beast that is more than ten meters tall, Lin Ya is as weak as a baby.
But, it was such a weak dog that made the giant beast run around in circles.
Facing Hong Dou's attack, it just dodged nimbly and turned behind the enemy. At the same time, the chain blade drew a perfect arc in the air and accurately inserted into Hong Dou's strong buttocks.
As Lin Ya pulled hard, the sharp blade on the chain was pulled out fiercely, and the barb on the blade dug out two large pieces of bloody flesh. Blood gushed out instantly, dyeing the grass stained with white frost red.
The battle did not last long. The powerful Red Hound was unable to hit the Fang Hound, which was much faster than him.
In the end, this internal fight between the tooth beasts ended with Lin Ya's victory.
It strode up to the female blue bear beast, raised its head, and rubbed its soft fur, as if showing off its strength.
Behind it, a red bag as big as a hill was stained with blood and fell to the ground helplessly.
The little female bear had never seen such a brutal battle scene. With the fangs of the beast rubbing against her belly, her body trembled slightly. She had the outrageous illusion that the god of death was whispering in her ear, "I love you, come with me."
Looking at this scene, Link somehow thought of the scene where the yellow-haired man killed the victim and took possession of the victim's wife.
But when I thought about the fact that human concepts of love did not apply to wild animals, I put this little matter behind me.
When Lin Ya brought the little mother bear towards him and Lie Yan, he just took a look and left them alone.
At worst, you can just carry some spare food with you, and when the dog gets tired of playing, you can kill it and eat the meat.
If you think about it carefully, Link seems to have never eaten the meat of Blue Bear Beast since his debut. It is obviously only a two-star monster, but it has been shelved for various reasons.
The poor little female bear almost shed tears after being stared at by Link. She curled up slightly, not daring to attract his attention at all.
"Okay, now that we've caught the bear, let's go back. An Lujia must be getting impatient."
Lieyan had no objection to Linya bringing back the little female bear.
This dog is used to being wild in the New World. Sometimes you can't even find him, and no one knows which female animal he has gone to mate with.
He thought it was quite normal to bring back a tooth beast species now.
It's better than bringing back the leading Deinocrat.
Lieyan felt a headache when he remembered that this dog once offended a Tyrannosaurus Rex and brought it to the vicinity of the hunting camp. If an ordinary hunter brought such a troublesome dog, he would probably have been killed long ago.
Both Link and Flame were very satisfied with this hunt.
Buy one get two free, you will get a red-hooded corpse, a living female blue bear beast, and an unknown egg.
The egg white obtained from the scratching bird had black lines on it, and judging from the size, it was probably a dragon egg. Link was not a professional scholar studying dragon eggs, so he couldn't tell which dragon the egg belonged to for a moment.
But it doesn’t matter, he will know the answer after eating it. The system will give him the answer.
Now that his parents are back, Link is now very confident and he dares to make a dragon egg that he was reluctant to eat before.
Flame Props took out a tough animal tendon rope from the bag and deftly wrapped it around the huge corpse of the Red-Pocketed Blue Bear Beast.
He leaned over slightly and pulled hard with both hands. The rope instantly became tight, making a slight creaking sound.
The heavy body of the Red-Pocketed Green Bear Beast swayed slightly under the restraint of the ropes, and began to move under the pull of inhuman force.
"Son, let's go back."
There were two people and a dog when we came, and on the way back there was a cute green bear beast.
This green bear beast is quite smart. Perhaps it knows that if it doesn't contribute, it will be cooked when it returns, so it actually knows to clear the way ahead.
The tree branches that had been broken by Hongdou along the way were pushed away one by one by the mother bear, and a wide road suddenly appeared in front of Link.
About half an hour later, Link and Lieyan returned to the fork in the waterway and saw...
Anluga was gnawing on a big bone and Fiorina was busy grilling meat.
An Lujia sat on the ground, holding a thick animal bone in her hand, and her sharp teeth were biting the meat on it fiercely.
Hearing the noise, she looked up and found Link and Lieyan returning. After seeing the pile of Red Hood corpses like a hill behind them, she immediately bared her snow-white teeth and smiled.
On the other side, the mother bear drooled all over the ground as she smelled the rich meaty aroma in the air.
Its ecological niche is not high, and it has never smelled such delicious barbecue. This is the meat of the Barbarian Jaw.
Although its ex-husband was Red Poodle, that guy was very selfish and basically didn't care about its meals. For this reason, it usually just caught some fish and ate some honey, and basically had few good meals.
I did have a lover before, but she was beaten away by my ex-husband and I don’t know if she is dead.
Not far away, Fiorina sat on a dry creek rock, turning the barbecue on the fire in front of her.
The fire was not big, but it burned very steadily. The orange-red flames gently licked the skewers of meat, making a sizzling sound. Grease dripped onto the firewood, instantly igniting a burst of tiny sparks, leaving charred marks on the barbecue.
The skewers of meat she grilled had to be peeled off the outer layer of burnt meat before being eaten, and the inside was not necessarily cooked through.
Only An Lujia is not picky about food, otherwise she would definitely show a look of disgust.
"You're back!"
Fiorina noticed Link and the flames coming back and immediately stood up, quickly walked behind Link, pushed his shoulders, and pressed him in front of the fire.
"Now that my son is back, I'll leave the meat to you to roast while I go dissect the monster."
Seeing his mother running to his father as if escaping, Link shrugged his shoulders, poked out the burning fire with a branch, and got some red-hot charcoal as fuel for the barbecue.
Only the people in this world have better stomachs, so as long as they don't eat poisonous plants, they will be fine. Otherwise, with Fiorina's barbecue method, it would be strange if they didn't have diarrhea.
After An Lujia finished chewing the thigh bone, she threw it aside and immediately trotted to Link's side, staring at the barbecue with her bright eyes.
Although she is not picky about food, she can still tell whose cooking is better. After finishing her last meal, she immediately came to Link.
As for the big bone she dropped, Lin Ya picked it up and placed it in front of the female blue bear.
Not to mention, this dog also knows how to please his partner by giving him food. I don’t know where he learned it from.
But, dog, bears don't seem to eat bones.
(I browsed the Hell Jokes Bar and found the book "Why Become an Immortal Without Money" which turned out to be a realistic novel. There are actually people who take drugs while reading to their children.)