kvmb Chapter 154 Peach-haired Beast King: Eat Shit
Chapter 154 Peach-haired Beast King: Eat Shit
Peach Hair Beast King
A large pink-haired gorilla that throws poop balls and farts.
This guy is the opponent of the little girl Yuna.
“Ahhhh! Help, it stinks, I don’t want to play anymore, I want to give in!”
"Hahahahaha, Yuna, don't run, go up and chop it!"
"Yes, don't be afraid, at worst you can go back and take a shower!"
"Come on, Peach-haired Beast King, I love to see clean little girls being defiled!"
Listening to the enthusiastic cheers coming from the arena and Yuna screaming as she was chased by the Peach-haired Beast King, Link wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Damn, I thought Yuna was a talented actress, but turns out she's just a comedian."
For a little girl who loves beauty and cleanliness, there is nothing more terrifying than a smelly ball of dung flying towards her.
If there are, then there are two.
In the arena, the ground was covered with dung balls produced by the Peach-haired Beast King.
Link didn't know what the staff at the arena had fed it that made it poop so much that it was all over the floor.
But I'm sure the Felynx who are in charge of cleaning up afterwards will have some swear words to say.
Poor Yuna, not only did she have to dodge the dung balls thrown by the Peach-haired Beast King, she also had to avoid the landmines on the ground.
You have to know that she was wearing wooden clogs, and if she stepped on them, her white and tender skin would be inedible.
Well, maybe Lao Ba would like this flavor of ice cream.
"Roar!!!"
The Peach-haired Beast King couldn't catch up with Yuna for a long time. Listening to the cheers of the audience, he roared angrily, and then threw the dung ball in his hand fiercely into the audience.
With a whoosh, the shit-yellow ball drew a straight line in the air, and then hit a spectator's head with a bang and exploded.
"Ahhhh! Shit, it's shit, I want a refund, a refund!"
The male audience member who was hit by shit screamed and shook his head desperately. The splashing feces scared away the people around him.
"Fuck, you don't have to swing it around, it's splashing all over my thigh!"
“I just bought the skirt!”
"Baby, you can't eat that! Spit it out!"
Suddenly, there was chaos in the audience and screams were heard everywhere.
"Quack, quack, quack!"
Seeing this scene, the Peach-haired Beast King burst into laughter, and then continued to throw dung balls crazily into the audience, making the audience cry for their parents.
"By the way, is this considered a performance accident?"
Because the room is some distance away from the arena, Link doesn't have to worry about a dung ball suddenly flying into his face.
He pinched Chuchu's furry tail and whispered.
Today's competition performance was obviously messed up. This peach-haired beast king might have been newly captured and was completely undisciplined. Not only the hunters in the field, but even the audience became its targets of attack.
Soon, several hunters with light crossbows appeared and fired their guns at the Peach-haired Beast King.
The fired ammunition produced bursts of smoke on the Peach-haired Beast King's face, and the Peach-haired Beast King, who was shot, fell to the ground and fell asleep soon after.
It looks like a large dose of sleeping bullets was used.
"Meow meow meow."
Chu Chu, who had watched such a good show, smiled with her eyes narrowed, and her long cat tail kept waving in Link's palm.
Like a foxtail grass blowing in the wind.
"Ooooooooooo, Link. I'm so miserable."
A whimpering and crying sound came from the door, like a female ghost who died unjustly knocking on the door.
At the same time, a stink of ammonia mixed with rotten food drifted in from the crack in the door, causing Link and the cat to pinch their noses.
It's Yuna.
Although she was not hit by the Peach-haired Beast King's foul-smelling attack, after staying in the smelly arena for too long, the little girl was like stinky tofu that had been left in the toilet for half a month.
All marinated in flavor.
"It's Yuna, is there something you need from me? Sorry, I'm not feeling well today. In order to prevent you from getting infected by me, I won't open the door."
Link pretended to cough twice and spoke in a hoarse voice.
"Woo woo woo, as expected, everyone dislikes my stench and no one wants to open the door for me."
Outside the door, Yuna's plaintive crying could be heard.
"If you know you stink, go take a shower. Why are you coming to me?"
Listening to Yuna's voice, Link's forehead was full of black lines. This girl, why is she running here instead of going to take a shower?
Fortunately, the girl did not break in by force. After crying twice, she left with the sound of wooden clogs tapping on the ground.
Link reached out and fanned away the lingering stench in the air, making up his mind.
I will never hunt the Peach-haired Beast King again, no matter what.
too disgusting.
Due to the adverse effects brought by the Peach-haired Beast King, the flow of people to the arena decreased a lot in the next few days. However, the arena did not stop operating, and Link enjoyed three quite exciting and interesting battles.
The first game is a battle between Yana, the dark-skinned girl with abs, and the red-armored beast.
The hunting horn in her hand was swung with the force of a sledgehammer. Accompanied by the sound of war drums, the girl pinned the red-armored beast to the ground and hammered it.
The second match is between the hammer girl and the sand dragon.
This was a hammer-to-flesh fight. Lido was an expert at headlocking. She smashed the dragon's head with her hammer, breaking it into pieces. He almost couldn't be saved.
Finally, the four girls teamed up to fight against the Barbarian Jaw Rex, which looked similar to the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The fight was very eye-catching.
The girl with the sledgehammer was too short to hit the Brute Jaw Dragon on the head, so she could only hit its toes.
The girl with the hunting horn didn't buff her teammates, she just went up with the hunting horn, and was knocked away by a charge from the Barbarian Jaw.
The girl with the sword was just paddling the whole time, being chased everywhere by the Barbarian Jaw.
The only one who was dealing damage was the dragon archer. Unfortunately, the Brute Jaw had thick skin and tough flesh, and the girl couldn't cause much damage to the opponent even after she had shot all the arrows in her quiver.
Well, the main reason is that she can't shoot at the vital points. If the Barbarian Jaw dies, she will have to pay compensation.
In the end, the battle ended with everyone winning the game amid the laughter of the audience.
Everyone else was fine, except for the girl with the hunting flute, who was hit by the head of the Brute Jaw Dragon and had two broken ribs. She had to rest for a while.
Link couldn't help but sigh that the hunter had a really good physique and this wasn't a big deal.
The five-star monster Barbarian Jaw does have some strength.
It is large in size, heavy in tonnage, can breathe fire, is proficient in plowing the land, and can even send people flying with a flick of its tail.
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As night fell, the restaurant in the arena was brightly lit and bustling with activity.
Link and the four girls had dinner here again, enjoying their rare leisure time.
The restaurant was filled with the aroma of barbecue. Several people sat around the wooden table, and the sound of knives and forks clinking was mixed in with their laughter.
“Ahh, that hurts.”
Yana, a dark-skinned girl, had her upper body wrapped in white bandages and moved very cautiously.
She carefully grabbed the barbecue with her hands and took big bites, but she no longer had the boldness she had when they first met.
Even so, the wound under the bandage would occasionally be touched if she was not careful, causing her to cry out in pain.
The doctor at the arena is truly a miracle worker. The girl was able to move freely now after having her bones fixed in the afternoon.
Lido, who was supposed to compete with Yana for food, had gauze tied on her head.
The girl was kicked lightly while trimming the pedicure of the Barbarian Jaw. The injury was not serious, just a scratch on the forehead.
Well, maybe it was because she was too short, the Barbarian Jaw Dragon didn't pay much attention to her throughout the entire battle.
On the other side, Yuna and Elu were eating meat gracefully, just like the first time they got together.