kvmb Chapter 436: Pinch your hips
Chapter 436: Pinch your hips
This strange song confused the fairies who were dancing.
"What kind of song is this? It's so strange, I haven't heard it before."
"What a strange rhythm."
Everyone stopped, only Xie Fu was still swaying in the middle of the dance floor.
Immortal Master Hengyu stood up from the main seat for some unknown reason. He suddenly had a very bad premonition.
Xie Fu started to speak while shaking his head: "Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake friends~"
"Fake love, fake kindness, fake tenderness~"
"Keep me to your house"
"I was driven away in the middle of the night~"
After singing, Xie Fu even gave Immortal Master Hengyu a wink.
The strange scene made Immortal Master Hengyu shudder on the spot.
Everyone else was stunned.
"What happened to Immortal Hengzhi?"
"Is Immortal Hengzhi crazy?"
In their memories, Immortal Hengzhi had always been someone who cared deeply about his image. How could he sing such a revealing song?
What they don’t know is that the madness is yet to come.
At the end of the song, Xie Fu jumped directly in front of Immortal Master Hengyu.
“My husband is awesome~
I'll pinch your hips!"
Xie Fu seemed to be waiting for this line of lyrics, and jumped up to pinch Hengyu Xianzun's butt.
"what!"
"What are you doing! Are you crazy?"
The whole audience was stunned.
What did they see?
Immortal Master Hengzhi went up to pinch Immortal Master Hengyu’s butt?? !!
This is too exciting!!
The Supreme Immortal rubbed his eyes: (? ? ??)
Some people said unsurely: "Is this not a mistake?"
Hengyu rubbed the place where Xie Fu had pinched him through his clothes, feeling a piercing pain!
"Hengzhi, what medicine did you take wrong today?"
Suddenly, Immortal Master Hengyu seemed to have figured something out.
"You are not Hengzhi!"
When Immortal Hengyu realized what was happening, Xie Fu's rejuvenation technique had just lost its effect.
"Hehe, you just realized it."
"Did I sound good when I just performed the knockdown and pinching at you? Hmm? Speak?"
The hall suddenly became dead silent.
This man is truly a god.
Not only did he dare to impersonate the Immortal Master Hengzhi, he also dared to pinch the Immortal Master Hengyu's butt in front of all the immortals, and finally dared to ask if the performance was good.
"How dare you do this!"
Immortal Master Hengyu directly delivered a fatal blow to Xie Fu.
Xie Fu took out the Devouring Pearl to resist.
There was a loud noise instantly.
However, Xie Fu was safe and sound; it was the golden nanmu table behind Xie Fu that was shattered to pieces.
After this fight, Xie Fu discovered that the Immortal Master Hengyu was indeed very powerful.
Long Aotian's thick and strong golden finger barely managed to draw a tie.
"Catch her for me!" Immortal Master Hengyu's face was extremely ugly, and his dark eyebrows and eyes were filled with cold murderous intent.
"Who is this person? How can he be so bold?"
"How dare you impersonate the Immortal Master Hengzhi and pinch, pinch... pinch the Immortal Master Hengyu! How audacious!"
Immortal Master Hengyu was really irritated.
The emperor issued an order on the spot.
"Catch this girl and kill her on the spot. Show no mercy!"
Whoohoo!
Xie Fu flew so fast that his ears and mouth were filled with wind!
Seeing them getting closer and closer, Xie Fu secretly thought that something was wrong.
About to be caught up.
"Witch! Stop running! You can't escape!"
"Die quickly!"
"Die! I'm going to run! I'm going to run!"
Seeing dozens of powerful immortals catching up with him, he saw them wearing silver armor, with cold and stern expressions and imposing aura.
"Mother, speed up!"
[Host, your current speed is already very fast. If you go any faster, you will exceed human limits.]
“What happens if you transcend human limits?”
[You might explode and die.]
Xie Fu thought for a moment, "It doesn't matter. If they catch me, I'll be dead anyway. If I really explode in the middle of the journey, it will definitely scare them. It's worth it."
【You really are... enough. 】
[The host has been exchanged for Aurora Wind and Thunder Wings, spending 99 points of happiness value! ]
"Hey? Why is it so cheap? You're not giving me some junk, are you?"
[Am I that kind of black-hearted system? This is a new system mall with a great experience! The new user experience is absolutely amazing!]
"Sogou is dead!"
Xie Fu grew wings, and his speed instantly increased three times.
At this time, Xie Fu was comparable to a maglev train.
The powerful immortals who were chasing Xie Fu relentlessly were all stunned.
"What kind of look is this?"
"Could she be from the Feather Tribe?"
"To be able to grow wings like this, she must be at least a Saint!"
"No matter who she is, we must bring her to justice today, otherwise no one will be able to explain to Immortal Master Hengyu!"
The powerful immortals took out their treasures and prepared to seal the entire Heaven Beyond Heaven.
But at this time, a group of golden-armored soldiers came marching in.
"Imperial soldiers, please make way! We are chasing someone!"
Guan Chaosheng's face was cold. "Do you have a token to wander here?"
"I was in a hurry and didn't have the token. Please be lenient with us, Immortal Lord, so that we can arrest the criminal."
"What kind of criminal do you want to take action against personally?"
"Your Majesty, you don't know that the villain came from the lower realm. Not only did he pretend to be Your Majesty Hengzhi at the banquet, but he even, even..." The man said it several times, but still found it difficult to speak.
Guan Chaosheng became interested, "Even what?"
"He even pinched Immortal Hengyu's butt!"
"what?"
Guan Chaosheng: o?o?
Because this statement was so niche, it almost burned out Guan Chaosheng's CPU.
"Pinch, pinch Immortal Hengyu's butt?"
"Yes, how could a mere cultivator from the lower realm of immortal cultivation have such courage? Immortal Master Hengyu also felt humiliated, so he told us to kill her immediately after we capture her, without showing any mercy."
Guan Chaosheng murmured, "That's really serious."
"So please, Immortal Lord, please give way and don't let that thief escape."
Guan Chaosheng's mouth twitched.
I thought to myself: Idiot, if you had been talking to me, the person would have disappeared by now.
However, to be on the safe side, Guan Chaosheng decided to delay them for a while.
"It's not that I don't want to let you go, but it's really against the rules for so many of you to wander outside Lihentian without any tokens. How about you go back now and give me some tokens?"
"..."
After talking for so long, you still need a token!
"My Lord, aren't you making things difficult for us? If we ask for the token now, wouldn't the thief have already run away?"
"It won't take long to get the token. Besides, how could a cultivator from the lower realm of immortal cultivation have the ability to fly out of your palms?"
"That's true. Then Immortal Lord, please wait here. I'll go get the token from the Immortal Lord and be back soon."
"Please come over."
Xie Fu flew about 100,000 miles and found that there was no movement behind him, so he stopped out of curiosity.
"Huh? Where are the people?"
"Where have all the people gone?"
[Maybe because you were too fast, you left them behind.]
"Tsk, then I won't use cheats so early next time. It makes it no longer challenging at all."
[Listen, does this sound like human language? ]
"You don't understand. Sometimes being invincible can also be a kind of loneliness."