kvmb Chapter 226 If you are Jimei, come and chop me~
Chapter 226 If you are Jimei, come and chop me~
Xie Fu smiled and said frivolously, "You guys don't even know about this cheap spirit? That's really ignorant, isn't it?"
Xie Shijin: "Junior Sister, I'm actually curious about what this evil spirit is."
"As for the lowly spirit, it is something that was born from my lowly personality."
……
The audience was silent for thirty seconds.
Zijian: "She seems quite proud."
"That is required."
Mother Sword: "How shameless! But this trick won't work on us. We'd rather die than jump off the city wall and make a contract with you to become your natal sword!"
Zijian agreed: "That's right!"
Xie Fu hissed and said:
"I think you two have the qualities of an emperor."
Zi Jian snorted, "You have quite a good eye!"
Xie Fu continued, “It’s just the Great Emperor Jingze Zhenxiang.”
"Emperor Jingze Zhenxiang? Who is he? Why haven't we heard of him?"
Xie Fu continued to speak sarcastically, "Look at you, you're ignorant again, aren't you? He's the founder of the face-slapping world!"
"hateful!"
"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!"
"Fuck her!"
The sword spirit attacked Xie Fu with the force of thunder.
The sword shadow is heavy.
Endless murderous intent makes it impossible to avoid it!
The moment the sword came down, it was bounced away by the flowing white snow spirit shield on Xie Fu's body.
The male sword is in charge of the upper part, and the female sword is in charge of the lower part.
Trying to break through Liuguang Suxue's defense.
Xie Fu dodged it easily with a single move of his body.
The next moment something even more exciting happened.
Whenever the sword was about to attack Xie Fu, she would dodge it with ease.
Every time it’s just a hair’s breadth away!
It's hard not to suspect that she did it on purpose!
Zijian gritted his teeth and said, "Why is she like a loach?"
"How damned! Every time it's just a little bit off!"
Xie Fu was in the distance, hooking his index finger, making a raised eyebrow expression and said with a smile: "Come on, come and chop me~"
"If you are Jimei, come and chop me~"
"Fuck! She's such a bitch!"
"Can you be any more mean?"
Xu Fuji was stunned. "Is she always like this?"
Although Xie Shijin was already used to it, he still said on Xie Fu's behalf, "Occasionally."
Xu Yizhou's worried purple eyes were always on Xie Fu and never left.
These two swords can really injure people without any distinction as to the severity of their injuries.
Xie Fu made a fire gesture.
Flames several feet high ignited.
The peach blossoms in the courtyard are bright red.
"You little bitch! I told you, fire is useless to us!"
But the next moment.
Xie Fu then used water magic.
The mother and child swords instantly turned into ice!
Xie Shijin "tsk tsk" twice.
He sighed sincerely, "Five-line practitioners are just extraordinary!"
The sword spirit was seriously injured by the alternation of extreme cold and heat.
However, Xie Fu had no intention of stopping.
If they have a bad temper, you have to beat them until they lose their temper!
Xie Fu cast the spell with both hands.
Leading to rolling thunder.
Pink lightning struck down in an instant!
Xu Fuji was stunned.
"Mustard Dior?!"
"Yi, Yizhou, are you sure she's not some true god who came here to experience tribulation?"
Xu Yizhou said, "I've guessed that too, but I did some research and found that no one who came down to earth to experience the tribulation last time matched Sister Fu."
Xu Fuji swallowed silently.
"Then let's check on the guy in Yama Palace..."
Xu Yizhou narrowed his eyes and asked in a deep voice, "What do you mean? Are you saying that our sister Fu is Yama?"
"No, doesn't it?"
Jiang Yuezhi said softly: "Senior, our little sister is not usually like this. She is a very kind and lovely little girl."
Xu Fuji flashed a smile that was uglier than crying. "I think there's some misunderstanding here. It's true that your junior sister is kind and cute, but she has nothing to do with being a little girl."
Jiang Yuezhi said: "She is really a little girl."
Just then, the thunder struck.
Jiang Yuezhi pointed at the lightning and said, "Look, this lightning is all pink!"
Xu Fuji: ...
"Right? Only girls like to use pink." Jiang Yuezhi continued.
She must have Xu Fuji's approval.
Xu Fuji nodded and said reluctantly: "Yes, you are all right."
Xie Shijin said, "Senior, I think Junior Sister's character is worth learning from. If you don't agree, just fight! In our cultivation world, strength is everything, right?"
"I don't know. I'm usually afraid of getting into trouble, so I always retreat behind others when something happens."
……
Finally I know who Egg Man looks like...
Blade and Soul suffered a crushing defeat.
panting.
Xie Fu became more and more angry as he fought.
Beat them in different ways.
Mother Sword said in a weak voice: "Please call the legal aid of the Xiuxian world for me, someone is abusing swords here!"
Zijian: "And me!"
Xie Fu: "Your journey has been too smooth."
Mother-and-child sword: ???
"What do you mean?"
“There are no stones.”
.......
Xie Fu smiled, crossed his arms and asked, "Are you convinced now?"
“I… I’m convinced…”
"Then you still don't acknowledge me as your Lord?"
Zi Jian said coldly: "You are dreaming!"
"We would rather destroy ourselves than be your natal sword!"
"What?"
Xie Fu didn't expect that even at this time, the sword was still so temperamental.
Zi Jian: "Haven't you heard the saying 'It's better to die in glory than live in disgrace'? We may not be your match, but we'd rather destroy ourselves immediately than form a pact with you!"
At this time, the mother sword's voice came: "Master, remove the word 'men' it just said."
Zijian: ???
The mother sword suddenly turned into a flattering sword guard: "Master, shall we make a pact now?"
Zijian: "Can you have some backbone?"
Mu Jian didn't say anything.
Even if they have backbone, aren't they sword bones?
There's no use asking for it.
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, let's get married now."
Mu Jian flew to Xie Fu very obediently.
Xie Fu cut his finger and put a drop of blood on the mother sword.
Soon there was a flash of golden light.
A golden pattern was left on Xie Fu's wrist.
Mu Jian surrendered.
Only Zijian stayed there awkwardly.
Xu Fuji scratched his head in embarrassment.
His habit of embarrassing others came back again.
Zijian asked quietly, "Aren't you going to say anything?"
Xie Fu:?
"say what?"
Zi Jian suppressed his embarrassment and said, "Are you just trying to persuade me or something?"
Xie Fu refused: "I won't persuade you."
"why?"
"If you don't want to, why should I try to persuade you? You'd rather die than live in disgrace. If you want to have the sword bone, then I, Xie Fu, can't force you. Oh, no, it's difficult to force the sword, right?"
You are not yet strong enough to withstand the sword.
You're going to beat them to death, maim them, and rebuild them, okay?
"I beg you to persuade me."
Xie Fu: ???
Please tell me what the hell I am?
But I think this sword is just trying to save face and wants me to find a way out for it.
"Okay, I'll persuade you to be my natal sword."
Zijian: "I won't do it."
Xie Fu turned and left, "Bye."
Zi Jian hurriedly said, "Stop, stop! Just one more word, and it will be the last one!"
Xie Fu showed a speechless expression, and with the thought that he could not do it again, he said: "Please be my natal sword."
"I am willing!"
After successfully forming a bond with Zijian, Xu Fuji was stunned and said, "This is a master, this is truly a master."
Xie Fu looked at the two neatly arranged swords before him and asked, "Do you have names?"
"Name? Let's call it Yin Yang Mother Sword."
"I'm asking what your names are."
"Oh, I'm called the eldest and it's called the second." Mu Jian replied.
"Big Boss, Big Two?" Xie Fu repeated Er Jian's name.
Then he quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, this name is too ugly. I have to give you a new one."
Xie Fu combined his own preferences and immediately came up with an idea, "Let's name one of you Zhao Cai and the other Jin Bao!"