kvmb Chapter 312: What the hell do those two old guys want?
Chapter 312: What the hell do those two old guys want?
"Calm down?"
"Calm down your ass."
"You saw it too, those old guys in the army—"
"Don't you understand what they are thinking?"
Division Commander Liu Qifeng was so angry with the unruly Deputy Regimental Commander Lu Chenting that he glared at Political Commissar Jiang Daye in anger and spoke in a low voice.
“I understand, I understand—”
"Well, she's a military wife from our army, what are you afraid of?"
"Are you still afraid of those old guys?"
"Based on the way that little Assassin acted just now, is it possible for him to accomplish anything without his approval?"
Political Commissar Jiang Daye, who was more optimistic about the problem, spoke with a gentle smile like a spring breeze.
However, Commander Liu Qifeng felt as if he was facing a great enemy. He was extremely nervous, like a taut string.
He would never forget that the D268 unit had a political commissar who was eloquent and good at speaking. He could fool anyone who was lying down into standing up. How could he not be nervous?
It was for this reason that he had just decisively ordered that the family compound be strictly guarded, just like guarding against thieves.
"Deputy Commander Qiao, Division Commander Liu, and Political Commissar Jiang, what are you doing???"
Gu Yiyan, the battalion commander of Erha, pouted in the direction of Division Commander Liu and Political Commissar Jiang and asked in a low voice.
"What are the division commander and the political commissar whispering about?"
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi also muttered to himself.
"I guess they've set their sights on Xiao Lu's wife and want to recruit her into the army as a female soldier."
Deputy Headman Qiao Zhihong, with his deep-grooved eyes, responded in a amiable and mysterious voice.
"What?"
"I want my sister-in-law to join the army!!!"
Wang Guobing, the orderly, was shocked.
"..."
"Our Deputy Headmaster Lu will definitely not allow it."
After hearing this, orderly Shen Xiaoqi spoke without thinking.
"Ah!"
"What the hell do those two old guys want?"
"Given how my brother Lu treats his sister-in-law like his own heart, will he agree to this?"
Captain Gu Yiyan of Erha spoke without restraint.
"Hey-"
"Snapped--"
"What are you talking about, you asshole?"
"It's been too long since I wrote a self-criticism. Haven't you been punished?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong shuddered and slapped the battalion commander Gu Yiyan, then tried even harder to lower his voice and cursed.
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: “!!!”
Wang Guobing's orderly: "..."
The two orderlies were stunned by the sudden scene and shrank their heads at the same time.
"Deputy Captain Qiao, what are you doing——"
"pain--"
The outspoken Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan was unexpectedly slapped on the left shoulder, and he started to complain in grievance.
"You still feel pain?"
"Shut up."
Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong glanced at Division Commander Liu Qifeng and Jiang Daye Zheng who were not far away, and muttered in a bad mood.
"no--"
"We have to fight for it as soon as possible."
"Old Jiang, have your orderly bring some food. We're going to have dinner at Little Ci's house tonight."
On the way back, Division Commander Liu Qifeng suddenly gave instructions to Political Commissar Jiang Daye.
"no--"
"Old Liu, do you want to slow down?"
"Are you a little anxious?"
"At least I gave it to you today..."
Political Commissar Jiang Daye frowned and spoke thoughtfully.
"Old Chiang—"
"When did you become such a sissy?"
"If that little prick won't let you, is it something you can change by taking a night off?"
"For this matter, we need to do ideological work—"
"We need to do some ideological work on the young couple."
"It has to be done right away, not overnight."
"We have to arrange it quickly—"
Commander Liu Qifeng, who had a bad temper, could not control his temper and spoke anxiously.
***
family courtyard.
"hey-hey--"
"This pumpkin is now completely ours."
"Chenchen, do you know?"
"This melon is a rare and excellent melon."
“Oh, tsk tsk tsk—”
Su Nianxi, the adorable little girl who looked like a porcelain doll, rushed over to the pumpkin like a bird flying into the forest and began to touch it curiously when the living devil, Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, gently placed the pumpkin, which was like a rare treasure, on the dining table in the main hall.
Then he said joyfully like a happy little bird.
"young married woman--"
"It's just a pumpkin, it makes you happy."
"Don't do this again in the future. Don't run so hard for a pumpkin that you're out of breath and your face is red."
"Not worth it—"
"You want pumpkin? Tell me what kind you want."
"Um--"
"Did you make a note of it?"
Looking at his silly wife who still had a weird look on her face, Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, turned over his son Su Nianxi who hadn't touched the pumpkin enough, and said with heartache.
"whee--"
"I just happened to see such a great pumpkin!"
"If you don't want to miss it, then..."
"but--"
"But I promise, I won't do it again."
"On the way back just now, I reflected on it."
"I was too careless today. I really shouldn't have thought of owning this pumpkin."
“It’s a slippery slope problem.”
"Oh, right, hurry up."
"I told you to exchange vermicelli for the troops—"
"Chenchen, send the vermicelli from your home to the army."
"We can't take the army's pumpkin for nothing."
"..."
Su Nianxi, my dear, is still somewhat conscious, and he started chattering non-stop.
"No need to recite."
"Did you forget that we also have a big pumpkin in the kitchen?"
"Just return our giant pumpkin to the troops."
Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, doesn't know whether a pumpkin is good or not. As a straight man, he only knows that a big size is good.
He thought about the pumpkin in his kitchen that was more than twice the size of the one on the dining table, and continued.
"Oh, right!"
"We have a big pumpkin in the kitchen too."
"but……"
"Well, is that okay?"
It's too sneaky to exchange a crooked melon of low quality for a good quality melon. Su Nianxi, the sweetheart who knows how to beat around the bush, twisted her fingers and responded awkwardly.
"Well, I see."
"I'll go now, wait until I come back."
"besides--"
"You stay at home. We won't go to the cafeteria for lunch."
"Don't make lunch at home. I'll go to the cafeteria to get some food later."
"You must be tired from running like the wind."
Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, who dotes on his wife, held Su Nianxi's shoulders with his bony hands, bowed his head and kissed his wife's fair and smooth forehead, and spoke gently.
"hey-hey --"
"That's fine. The food in the cafeteria at noon is definitely not lazy."
The cute little Su Nianxi smiled and agreed.
"Niannian——"
"Remember to stay home, don't go anywhere, and wait for me to come back."
"The game is almost over. I'll be back soon."
Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, gave the instructions with a doting look on his face.
……