kvmb Chapter 304 It's a mule, it's a horse,
Chapter 304 It's a mule, it's a horse,
"Single mutt!"
"You know nothing!"
"Woo——"
"Is this still my amiable Deputy Captain Qiao?"
"Where did you learn this bad habit——"
"..."
“Damn it——”
"Not only do I understand donkey butts, I've even eaten them—"
The stubborn Gu Yiyan started to grumble unconvincedly.
……
"Sister-in-law Su, you will go on stage with these female soldiers later."
"You four are a group."
The soldier in charge gave serious instructions.
Well, after the endless chatter of Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, Su Nianxi was forced to go to the competition.
"Hey hey hey——"
"Oh my god!"
"Why are these three female soldiers so tall?"
"174-175cm, definitely. That's it. I'm the shortest."
"I can't win by leg fighting—"
"If they take one step, my short Corgi legs have to take two steps."
The delicate little Su Nianxi looked at the three long-legged female soldiers who were standing one meter away from her with their heads held high and their chests puffed out, and she couldn't help laughing and murmured softly.
"..."
"Oh no, Sister Su, are you scared by the height?"
"Could it be that you're afraid to run on the court later?"
The soldier who was responsible for bringing Su Nianxi to the competition venue had keen hearing. After hearing Su Nianxi's murmur, his heart sank and he thought secretly.
"cough--"
"Sister-in-law, being tall doesn't mean everything—"
"Don't feel any pressure. The important thing is to participate."
"Yes, the important thing is participation—"
Suddenly, he hurriedly spoke to comfort her.
"hehe--"
"okay, I get it."
Su Nianxi, the beautiful girl, smiled awkwardly and replied.
"Xiao Fu, Xiao Guo, Xiao Ke——"
"This is Comrade Su Nianxi, the wife of Deputy Commander Lu of the First Regiment, whom you three should all know."
"Sister-in-law is here to replace Comrade Chen."
"..."
The responsible soldier and Su Nianxi Baozi went up to the female soldiers one by one, introduced them briefly at the first time, and then quickly left the field.
Well, he was afraid that Sister-in-law Su Nianxi would regret it and not run away. After all, Sister-in-law Su Nianxi was not a soldier. If she said she didn't want to run away, he couldn't treat her according to military regulations. If that really happened, it would be difficult to explain.
So, at this moment, the soldier who was responsible for bringing Su Nianxi's baby over slipped away faster than anything else and disappeared from the stadium in minutes.
"..."
"Uh--"
"Why did you dodge so quickly, comrade?"
The adorable little Su Nianxi looked in the direction where the soldier who led her here disappeared, and muttered in confusion.
Seeing this, the three female soldiers looked at each other with gloomy expressions, and then -
"Snapped."
"Shh."
"Snapped."
"Hello, sister-in-law—"
The three heroines, without prior agreement, saluted the charming Su Nianxi, raised their voices, and greeted her politely.
Female soldier Xiao Ke: "Everyone calls me Xiao Ke."
Female soldier Xiao Fu: "Sister-in-law, you can call me Xiao Fu."
Female soldier Xiao Guo: "Sister-in-law, I'm Xiao Guo."
After the three of them said hello, before Su Nianxi could even open her mouth, they began to introduce themselves quickly in a loud voice.
"..."
"!!!"
"Uh--"
"Hi, hello."
The sudden military salute and greeting startled Su Nianxi so much that she was stunned. Her delicate eyebrows twisted into caterpillars, as if her heart was trembling.
"It's over. It seems that this unit is really empty."
"They even called the wife of the King of Hell to come on stage."
"Look at her reaction. She doesn't even have the courage."
"..."
"I wanted to try harder this year. Even if I can't get first place, I'll at least try to get third place."
"Now a sister-in-law like this comes to replace Xiao Chen..."
"Eh! Looks like there's no chance of getting a ranking this year."
Female soldier Xiao Ke frowned subtly and sighed secretly in her heart.
"This sister-in-law is white and tender, like a piece of soft tofu."
"Is this okay?"
"How little do these commanders value us female soldiers? How could they let such a delicate sister-in-law take Xiao Chen's place?"
"Tsk, my sister-in-law who is as delicate as a flower, don't run away after a few steps."
Another female soldier, Comrade Xiao Fu, was carefree, scratching her head and muttering silently in her heart.
"It's over, it's over——"
"The leaders should at least find a strong, dark-skinned sister-in-law to replace Xiao Chen."
"This this--"
"It's like snow in winter, white and soft."
"Isn't this nonsense?"
"Fur——"
"That's it! If I had shouted a little louder, I could have made her collapse on the ground—"
Comrade Xiao Guo, the female soldier who had been full of vigor and energy, now had a deflated look on her face and was secretly complaining in her heart.
"Uh--"
"!!!"
"What's with these one, two, three people's expressions?"
"disappointment?"
"Uh no, despair?"
"This is a big deal."
"..."
"It's just a sprint."
"Although I haven't run for a long time, I drink spiritual spring water every day——"
"It's a mule, it's a horse, and they're already desperate before they even start walking."
"Judging people through the cracks in the doorway, you underestimate them."
"Don't you see how my Chenchen performed on the field today? His bull-like physique couldn't be better without the blessing of the spiritual spring water."
"And I just drank the spiritual spring water secretly."
"Tsk, I can't hold you three back, really."
The cute little Su Nianxi felt very upset when he saw the desperate expressions of everyone, and he secretly complained in his heart.
"Na——"
"Sister-in-law, let me tell you the rules of the race later."
Although she was desperate, the female soldier Xiao Ke, who was decisive and had strong execution ability, picked up a pumpkin with a diameter of about 20 centimeters, walked up to Su Nianxi's baby, and spoke seriously.
"ah--"
"pumpkin"
"Why are you holding a pumpkin???"
"whee--"
"What a beautiful pumpkin."
"This color? This pattern, this stem—"
Baby Su Nianxi stared at the pumpkin in the female soldier Xiao Ke's hand and started exclaiming as if she had seen a rare treasure.
It’s not over yet——
The lovely baby Su Nianxi stepped forward swiftly, snatched the pumpkin from the female soldier Xiao Ke's hand, squeezed the pumpkin directly, and patted it.
"I said, this is definitely a good melon, listen to the dull sound."
“And this hardness.”
"This pumpkin is definitely a mature old pumpkin. It must be soft and sticky when eaten."
"Comrade Xiao Ke, can you sell it to me?"
Hmm, my dear Su Nianxi, I have already started planning in my mind a pumpkin porridge with a delicate taste and warming stomach.
Isn’t she even asking the female soldier Xiao Ke to sell the pumpkin to her?
Female soldier Xiao Ke: "..."
Female soldier Xiao Fu: "..."
Female soldier Xiao Guo: "Sell——"
There is no doubt that the three female soldiers were completely overwhelmed by Su Nianxi's treasure. All of them were speechless.