kvmb Chapter 153 Jiang Bailan: "If anyone doesn't come, don't blame me later..."
Chapter 153 Jiang Bailan: "If anyone doesn't come, don't blame me later..."
Inside Biyou Village.
Leaving the kitchen, Liu Wu Kui, who had been given this urgent task, looked listless and walked out of the village with a bitter expression. After taking only a few steps, he ran back to the kitchen and cried out, "Sister Rong, do I really have to go and call Jiang Bai Lan for dinner?"
The thought of Jiang Bailan sent a shiver down Liu Wu Kui's spine, his eyes filled with resistance.
Hearing what the other person said, Fu Rong comforted her, "Wu Kui, go ahead. Jiang Bailan doesn't eat children!"
Liu Wu Kui: "...Jiang Bailan does not eat children, but he hits them!"
Fu Rong: "..."
In the end, Liu Wu Kui went anyway and soon found Jiang Bai Lan at Chen Duo's residence.
"Jiang Bailan, Sister Rong asked me to call you for dinner."
Noticing that something was off about the atmosphere, Liu Wu Kui glanced at Jiang Bai Lan, then at the dazed Chen Duo, and spoke while his eyes blazed with the anticipation of watching the drama unfold.
Since Chen Duo arrived in the village, Liu Wu Kui had never seen Chen Duo in this state. Considering that Jiang Bai Lan was invited by the sect leader, she felt that there was some unspeakable secret involved.
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed through her head, and a strange thought popped into Liu Wu Kui's mind: Could it be that Jiang Bai Lan came to Bi You Village because she liked Chen Duo?
Almost instantly, scenes from movies and novels flashed into her little head.
What domineering CEO falls in love with me? What about fighting against the entire company for his girlfriend? What about loving a beauty more than his empire?
What a moving and inspiring love story!
Unbeknownst to her, Liu Wu Kui's gaze towards Jiang Bai Lan had changed. She felt that although this guy was a little violent, he was surprisingly a good man.
Starting today, I'm a fan of Chen Wu Kui!!
If Jiang Bailan knew what Liu Wu Kui was thinking, she would definitely tie him to a tree and whip him severely...
Is he a domineering CEO?
You only love beautiful women, not the throne, don't you!
He's not big, not tall, and who knows how many ideas he has!
However, Jiang Bailan's next words made Liu Wu Kui's face turn pale instantly, and all the thoughts in his mind vanished in an instant.
"It's time to eat, Chen Duo."
Chen Duo?
Want to have dinner together?
Hearing this, Chen Wu Kui became even more certain of his thoughts: Jiang Bailan was indeed a great warrior who charged forward for love.
She realized it within seconds.
and many more!
Having dinner with Chen Duo?
Is this a meal or a banquet? You bastard!
It wasn't that Liu Wu Kui was discriminating against the other party; after all, that was a Gu-body Saint Child!
Do you understand the Gu-body Holy Child? He's not just any ordinary Holy Child; he's the kind of Holy Child who will kill you if you touch him—he's incredibly terrifying!
Liu Wu Kui looked at Jiang Bai Lan, wanting to confirm whether the other party was serious. If she was serious, she would run away!
As for going back for dinner?
Is that a meal?
Isn't that like eating at your own banquet?
"What's wrong? Aren't we going to eat?" Jiang Bailan noticed that Liu Wu Kui was staring at her with wide eyes, as if he had seen something unbelievable.
"Is Chen Duo going too?"
Jiang Bailan then understood what the other party meant and said calmly, "It's alright, Chen Duo can control the Gu poison in her body."
"Really?"
"It's true!"
Anyway, even if it's poisonous, it won't kill him. As for the people of Biyou Village, Jiang Bailan said that their poor health was related to her and Chen Duo.
Just practice cooking more!
Haven't you heard of supplementing what you lack?
Lacking antitoxins, did they not know they should eat two pounds of arsenic?
I believe you!
Liu Wu Kui verbally agreed readily, but in his heart he had already made up his mind that he would definitely not eat lunch later; he would just ask Sister Rong for a late-night snack later.
Although she was willing to believe that Chen Duo could control the poison, no one would joke about their own life.
"I'll go back first and ask Sister Rong to prepare an extra set of bowls and chopsticks!"
Thinking of this, Liu Wu Kui decided to find an excuse to slip away and first go and notify the other top talents.
Hearing Liu Wu Kui's words and glancing at his subtle movements, Jiang Bai Lan immediately understood his ulterior motives and said, "Go ahead, and remember to call everyone. If anyone doesn't come, don't blame me for being impolite. My R8 isn't something to be trifled with..."
After saying that, a spinning golden revolver appeared in Jiang Bailan's hand.
刘五魁：“(?9?9｀w?0?7?9?9)抓狂！”
Jiang Bailan: "┓(?0?7-`)┏ Why not give it a try!"
Liu Wu Kui: "..."
Watching the other person leave, Jiang Bailan led the still-dazed Chen Duo toward the village.
Chen Junyan: "???"
You haven't untied it for me! You still haven't untied it for me!!
It wanted to bark twice to remind the other party, but as soon as it opened its mouth, it felt as if its fate had been seized.
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Biyou Village Canteen.
The group of highly skilled individuals were waiting. They didn't dare to eat before Jiang Bailan arrived. Didn't they see that their leader had been beaten and even the stove had been smashed to pieces? How many heads did they have to dare not wait for the other party?
"Wu Kui, what's wrong?"
"What happened?"
"Wu Kui, tell Brother Zi Huan, did Jiang Bailan bully you?"
Seeing Liu Wu Kui return with his head down, looking listless and like a walking corpse, the group of experts were concerned, thinking that Jiang Bailan had bullied him.
Ding Zihuan, in particular, slammed his fist on the table and stood up, looking as if he could no longer tolerate it.
As for their leader, Ma Xianhong, he was busy repairing the furnace at the moment, and had to hold it in even when he went to the toilet, let alone eat.
"It's nothing, Jiang Bailan didn't bully me, he just brought someone over for dinner..."
Hearing this, everyone finally relaxed. It was just bringing people over for a meal.
I could bring ten, let alone one.
"Aren't you curious... who Jiang Bailan brought to dinner?"
Upon hearing this question, everyone present realized that Liu Wu Kui wouldn't be so nervous if he were an ordinary person. He immediately stepped forward and asked, "Wu Kui, who exactly did Jiang Bai Lan bring to dinner?"
Facing the gazes of the crowd, Liu Wu Kui said calmly, "Chen Duo..."
But her tone made it sound like she wanted to cry.
A group of highly talented individuals: "..."
Bi Yuan: "It's going to rain, I need to go home and bring in the laundry!"
Jin Yong: "Oh dear! I don't know if the sect leader will help. I have to go check. It looks like we won't be able to eat this meal!"
Qiu Rang: "I just remembered, my Ruyi needs to be taken for maintenance!"
……
One by one, upon hearing that Chen Duo was coming to eat, they all inexplicably remembered that they had other things to do and prepared to leave the cafeteria.
Please stop joking.
Although they didn't think Chen Duo would poison them, they still hoped to keep their distance. As the saying goes, a wise man doesn't stand under a crumbling wall, and they dared not risk their lives!
Is this a meal?
Once you've eaten your fill, it's time to eat again!
We didn't eat well; this is just a banquet held in the Biyou Village canteen!
Just as the group of highly talented individuals were about to leave, Liu Wu Kui said quietly, "Jiang Bai Lan said that anyone who doesn't come shouldn't blame him for being impolite..."
Upon hearing this, everyone froze for a moment, then quietly returned to their seats.
Bi Yuan: "I suddenly feel that eating is quite nice!"
Others with superior senses: "Exactly! Exactly! It's better than eating a flashing, big-breasted idiot!"