kvmb Chapter 353
Chapter 353
Li Cunxi was in the carriage, with a look of madness on his face.
"Go to hell, you traitor!"
"After I capture this thief Feng Wanchun alive, I will make sure he goes to hell with you within a few days, so that you two can be together in the next life!"
After saying that, Li Cunxi laughed again.
It’s really…cool!!!
So what if the people see it?
So what if Li Cunxi was openly seeking revenge?
Not only will I kill your entire family today, I will also tell you what I am going to do next!
And you!
The pirate Zhao Fucai who pretends to be Xue Qinglin!
You know everything!
But you can't do anything!
You can only watch me kill everyone in your house!
Then go and kill your sworn brother!
Although in the original book you also wanted to kill them.
Kui Wenzhong, riding on his horse, closed his eyes and suppressed the pleasure.
He is an assassin, how can he feel happy because of such a thing?
Xue Qinglin, Marquis of Pingnan, who was lying on the dung cart, suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, which sprayed on the jailer who was driving the carriage.
His expression of agony made the jailer panic, and he shouted hurriedly:
"Oh no! The traitor Xue Qinglin is dying!"
Just this one sentence completely broke through the last bit of psychological defense of Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin.
He only felt a sweetness in his throat, and in the last two seconds before he lost consciousness, a stream of liquid spurted out of his mouth.
This kind of death is very good. He suffered a lot of torture and died quickly. But I still feel a little unwilling.
Why is this beast Li Cunxi so ungrateful? I clearly didn't kill all of you back then, otherwise I could have taken a knife and chopped you to death in the Dali Temple.
Less than half a cup of tea after Xue Qinglin, Marquis of Pingnan, fell unconscious, Li Cunxi thought of a good way to wake him up.
He opened the curtain and looked towards the curious people, but saw that the thugs who had surrounded the dung cart and insulted Xue Qinglin at the front of the crowd had not left yet, so he waved at these people.
"Come here, I have something for you to do."
Those nosy hooligans were at a loss as to what to do. After confirming that Li Cunxi was greeting them, they were let in by the yamen runners and trotted all the way to the outside of Li Cunxi's carriage.
"Sir, what do you want me to do?"
A gangster who was elected by the public knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Li Cunxi.
"Wake up, you all should have seen that the rebellious Pingnan Marquis Xue Qinglin has passed out. I couldn't bear it, so I decided to wake him up so that I can deal with him later."
Li Cunxi pointed at the dung cart where Xue Qinglin was and continued:
"So, I hope you can wake him up with your urine."
"There's no need to move to another place. I'll have the jailer take him to an open area, and you can just snort at his face."
"It's done. Wake him up. Two taels of silver per person. It's enough for you to use for a month or so."
"It's just that the sizzle is not good. There will be some tips for each person to drink later."
After saying that, Li Cunxi glanced at the jail and the manure cart outside the other window.
"Jailer, drag Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin to the corner over there and have them wake him up."
The jailer responded and drove the manure cart to the corner of the wall.
In order to avoid being urinated on by these hooligans, the jailer turned around and stepped aside immediately after stopping the manure cart.
When the ruffians thought of the reward of two taels of silver each, they immediately laughed happily.
They did not care that the lower body of Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin was covered in blood. They turned Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin over together and unbuckled his belts at the same time.
The dung cart was not high to begin with, just reaching everyone's thighs. This time everyone stood a little further away, and after exposing the thing, they began to accumulate power.
In the past, when the brothers were bored, they would compete to see who could pee higher. The gangster who used to pee the highest and farthest, today, held it in for a long time and didn't feel like peeing at all.
"Old Four, what's wrong with you?" the gangster leader asked while gathering strength.
"Brother, maybe it's because I went to Zuichunlou last night and didn't drink much water today, so I don't feel anything." The fourth gangster's face turned red, and he didn't feel anything.
"Fourth Brother, I'm not saying anything bad to you, but you'd better not go to Zuichunlou as much as possible in the future. Isn't today an example?" The rogue Second Brother said, "Lord Li has given us a lot of wealth. Two taels of silver can last us a long time, but you're giving up."
However, even without the high-pressure water gun of the gangster No. 4, the other brothers are not pushovers.
But four streams of iced black tea spurted out and splashed on the face of Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin.
When hit by the first wave of iced black tea, Xue Qinglin, Marquis of Pingnan, showed no reaction at all, as if he were a dead person.
However, the thugs were not in a hurry, as they had a second wave of iced tea.
After the first wave of four people retreated, another four thugs came over.
After two waves of attacks, Xue Qinglin still felt nothing.
The third wave of attack was still not coming, but the thugs were still discussing.
"Brother, I think this guy is really dizzy. It will probably be difficult to wake him up by urinating at him."
"How about this, brothers, open his mouth and let me pee into it!"
"Even though we won't get any reward money, it's still fun, right?"
As soon as this slightly childish voice sounded, a dozen or so thugs nearby clapped and laughed.
"Seventeen is right!"
"That's right, we can't wake him up with our urine, but if we urinate into his mouth, it can be considered a good story!"
"That's right, guys, lend a hand and pry open this dog Xue's mouth!"
"Old Seventeen, be ready. After we pry his mouth open, we will step aside. Be precise. This pee of yours will surely make the seventeen of us famous!
A slightly childish voice sounded immediately.
"Just watch me, I will piss him all over and spread the reputation of my brothers!"
Without saying a word, the thugs stretched out their hands to pry open the mouth of Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin.
However, no matter how hard they tried, the mouth of Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin seemed to be welded shut and could not be opened.
Seeing this, didn't the brothers know that Xue Qinglin, the Marquis of Pingnan, was pretending to be unconscious? So they decided to go all out and started shouting like crazy.
"Hurry up, you bastard! We need to exchange some silver for wine!"
"If you don't wake up, I'm going to let you taste what my urine tastes like!"
After being urinated on countless times by these men, Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin couldn't bear it any longer. He opened his eyes and mouth and was about to vomit.
A few hooligans immediately put away the treasures and burst into laughter.
No matter how it happened, Pingnan Hou Xue Qinglin finally woke up.
In the carriage, Li Cunxi lowered the curtain contentedly.
Xue Qinglin, the Marquis of Pingnan, who was insulted in such a way, just met his expectations.