kvmb Chapter 207 Already Honest
Chapter 207 Already Honest
Today's trio has arrived.
It was Concubine Qi, Cao Qinmo, and Concubine Xin.
They are all elderly people in this group, neither popular nor unpopular, unloved and have children.
So the Queen Mother had no intention of targeting them at all.
In addition, Concubine Hua and Concubine Chen had made her very angry in the past two days.
So she wants to take a break today.
But I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been bedridden that something went wrong with my digestive system.
Her stomach was growling.
It's that kind of...undercurrent feeling, you know?
The feeling that could only be understood but not expressed in words made the empress dowager feel uneasy.
But fortunately, she remained calm today and didn't get angry or use all her strength.
There won't be any embarrassing noises.
Just from time to time...a little bit of gas leaks out.
Just a little bit really!
And there was no sound, if she didn’t tell anyone, who would know? ! !
In front of the bed, Concubine Qi, who was excitedly feeding medicine to the empress dowager, had a strange look on her face.
She sniffed.
“Sniff….”
"What's that smell? Is something broken in the house..."
He said, looking around.
The Queen Mother's expression froze, but she still pretended to be normal and looked at everyone else.
"Really? I haven't recovered from my cold yet, so I didn't smell anything."
After ordering someone to open the windows for ventilation, Concubine Qi continued to feed the medicine.
But the stinky smell lingered for a long time, and it was in their area.
Concubine Qi endured it again and again, but she was wondering in her heart if it was the Queen Mother who had defecated on the bed.
Fortunately, she was not too stupid and did not say directly that it was you, the Queen Mother, who smelled bad.
But her expression was inevitably a little distorted, and even feeding her the medicine made her look like a mask of pain.
The Queen Mother was also in great pain.
Everyone who understands this feeling of having the ability to fart understands it.
It would be fine if you can hold it back, but if you can't, you will always be nervous when you let it go.
One is the worry about the loud noise.
The second is the concern about the strong smell.
The third is to worry that this is not fart...
So after Concubine Qi finally finished feeding them the bowl of medicine, the Queen Mother asked them to go back on the grounds that they were mentally tired.
The three of them walked forward in silence.
He silently buried the fact that the Queen Mother had been farting all day deep in the bottom of his heart.
Promise not to tell anyone!
On the third day it was the Queen's turn.
At the beginning, she put herself on the first day and took advantage of the situation for a day.
This time the Queen Mother has woken up, and she has to fulfill her filial duty.
It’s just that today’s filial piety has a special flavor.
Yixiu sat in front of the bed and fed the empress dowager medicine, but she was so choked that she couldn't breathe!
The empress dowager couldn't hold it in any longer before she finished feeding her the bowl of medicine.
"Queen, I am not feeling well today, so I will not keep you here any longer. I will take the medicine soon, so you can go back first."
There was nothing she could do, as she had clearly already consulted the imperial physician yesterday.
But the quack said she had no stomach problems.
After prescribing the medicine for her, he assured her that there would be absolutely no problem.
Is this the result?
That's it!!
The Queen Mother's face turned green, and it was unclear whether it was because she was angry or because she was smoked.
When Yixiu heard that she could leave, she stood up immediately without even saying a few polite words.
She had to leave quickly, otherwise she was afraid she would vomit as soon as she opened her mouth.
Jingpin, who was following behind, also said a few words and then walked out.
She felt somewhat relieved that she was just a bystander.
Otherwise, she was the one who got close to feel the biological weapon!
After they left, the Queen Mother called the imperial physician again.
He also specifically requested a change of physician instead of the previous mediocre one.
Her illness is so serious, and that guy still said she is fine?
What is the intention behind this?
As a result, three imperial doctors came and they all said that there was nothing wrong.
The Queen Mother was completely at a loss.
I just want to grab these people by the collar and ask:
Why do I keep farting even though I’m not sick?
why! !
Unfortunately, she couldn't say these words, so she could only let the imperial physician continue to prescribe medicine for her with a sullen face.
At the same time, he was also hesitating whether he should continue to let concubines come to take care of him.
Given her current situation, wouldn't it be like asking them to come over to watch her embarrass herself?
Taking a deep breath, she hesitated again and again, but still couldn't make up her mind.
The maids have only come three or four times in total, and they haven't even recovered from their cold yet. Now they are not allowed to come?
It started off well but ended badly. I don’t know what people outside will say about me.
After thinking about it, she decided to endure it.
This time, with the medicine prescribed by three imperial doctors, they should be able to suppress the primitive force in my body, right?
Feeling uneasy, she slept uneasily.
I had no time to care about the pain in my body because of this worrying matter.
She finally fell asleep, but she felt like she hadn't slept for long when she was woken up again.
"Empress Dowager, Concubine Hua and Concubine Shen are already waiting outside."
The Queen Mother closed her eyes again without getting annoyed.
"Let them wait outside."
So Concubine Hua, Zhen Huan and Shen Meizhuang, the three victims, waited for another two or three hours.
My butt was really numb from sitting this time.
When they were able to enter the house to meet the Queen Mother, Shen Meizhuang was the first to notice something was wrong.
As soon as she came in, she felt the sound of wind and found that all the windows in the house were open.
The weather is getting colder and the wind is so strong.
What are you doing with the window open?
Even if you are not afraid of the cold, you should still prevent smallpox!
What if someone gets infected?
You blew the evening breeze that I blew, and that counts as a hug!
The transmission of droplets through the air is very mysterious.
"Aunt Zhuxi, why are all the windows open? If the Queen Mother is blown by the wind, won't it make her condition worse?"
She took two steps forward and spoke to Sun Zhuxi beside her.
I want them to close the windows and provide the elderly with a safe environment for recuperation.
Sun Zhuxi laughed awkwardly twice.
I thought I had to blow it to the Queen Mother!
Otherwise, why open the window? This was requested by the Queen Mother herself.
He just made up an excuse.
"It's okay. The imperial physician said that more ventilation is good for the queen mother's health."
Hearing that this was the imperial physician's request, Shen Meizhuang said nothing more.
After a few people exchanged greetings, they chatted for a while, and after the routine questions, it was the same old process.
Start feeding the medicine!
This time the Queen Mother didn't want to choose Concubine Hua, so she let Shen Meizhuang step forward.
Shen Meizhuang was worried that she couldn't find a way to please the Queen Mother, and she was very concerned about this matter.
The results of it?
Just as she sat down on the bed with the bowl in her hand, she heard a crackling sound.
She was so scared that her butt just touched the bed and immediately bounced up again as if there was a spring installed.
He jumped out directly, and most of the medicine in his hand spilled.
At the same time, a foul smell spread from under the quilt, causing everyone in the room to change their expressions immediately.
"this!"
Hua Fei's originally careless eyes suddenly widened, and she looked at the empress dowager who was still lying on the bed with some disbelief.
This sudden change came suddenly, and she really didn't expect that the Queen Mother would use such despicable means.
The various noises like firecrackers continued. Concubine Hua took several steps back and her face turned a little green.
If this is the punishment the Queen Mother imposed on her.
Then she just wanted to say: I have been honest, please let me go!