kvmb Chapter 113: Frustrated Yelu Chengxin
Chapter 113: Frustrated Yelu Chengxin
In fact, this matter cannot be blamed entirely on the deputy general.
Because the incident happened suddenly, there were not enough toilets, not to mention toilets, even the earthen kangs were not enough.
In addition, everyone was suffering from acute diarrhea and could not go far away to relieve themselves for the time being. There was no other way, so everyone could only make do and relieve themselves together by the earth pit where the former toilet was.
However, during this three-day period, except for the three hours on the first day, this place was never empty. Not only the toilets and the pits, but even outside were densely packed with people.
After all, everyone had eaten that breakfast!
Now, the earth pit has long been overflowing. The ground is already full of mud, feces and filth, and with this white and red mixture, even the experienced secret guards can't stand it.
Ling Feng reacted, suppressed the vomiting that was about to come out, and hurried away using his Qinggong skills. The general wanted to chase him, but before he could take a breath, he felt his intestines moving, and several sky rockets came out in succession, and something was uncontrollably discharged along with the sky rockets.
The general really wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into and never see anyone again. He had really brought shame to his ancestors for eighteen generations.
Unfortunately, even the rat holes here are full of shit, so where can he hide? There is nothing he can do. Everyone is in the same situation now, so no one has the face to laugh at anyone else.
Hey!
The place was full anyway, so there was no need for him to go in. He could just squat down there and continue puffing with everyone else!
At the water source here, when Ling Feng roughly told Yun Qingyao and the others about the scene he had seen, Ling Xuan was really stunned.
"Oh my God, Princess, you are so awesome. You truly defeat the enemy without even fighting. It's awesome, really awesome. Princess, do you still have this medicine?" Ling Feng asked.
"No more. These were prepared last time. This time, I have used up all the stock." Yun Qingyao looked painful. These medicines used up a lot of medicinal materials in her space, and now they are all gone.
"What, it's gone, Crown Princess, is it still possible to match?"
"What do you mean?" Yun Qingyao asked.
"Princess, is it easy to find the raw material for this laxative? Are there any raw materials for this laxative among the herbs we collected today?"
Ling Feng explained quickly.
"Well, if I remember correctly, there should be something inside." Yun Qingyao rummaged through her precious backpack.
After a while, Yun Qingyao took out a small grass with purple leaves and handed it directly to Ling Feng.
"Here you go, this is the raw material for the laxative, but it needs to be mixed with some other herbs."
"Well, that's great, Princess. Can I keep this herb? I want to pick more of it tomorrow. Princess, can you prepare more of this top-grade laxative?"
Ling Feng looked at Yun Qingyao expectantly, with stars twinkling in his eyes. It was obvious at a glance that this guy was definitely thinking of something bad.
"What's the matter? You look so excited. Do you want to try the feeling of having a huge orgasm?"
Yun Qingyao asked with a smile.
"Ah, Ling Feng, you don't really want to try it?"
Ling Xuan asked with a deliberately puzzled look.
"roll!"
Ling Feng was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up.
The Crown Prince's Consort said that he didn't dare to do anything, but that didn't mean she didn't dare to be mean to Ling Xuan!
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
Yun Qingyao couldn't hold back her laughter any longer.
Yun Qingyao smiled, and Ling Xuan also laughed. Finally, Ling Feng himself had to laugh along. The winter night was very quiet. They were in a very high place, which meant that their laughter floated very far, and floated into the ears of the Hanliang soldiers who were laughing. It was obviously a very pleasant laughter, but to them it sounded like the horn from hell, the sound of the Black and White Impermanence claiming their lives.
They really wanted to take a knife and stab these culprits directly, especially the shit-eating general, because he was too angry, not only the veins on his forehead were bulging, but even his not-so-white butt was bulging with blue veins, and his teeth were almost broken from biting.
"Ah, bastards, this general will kill them. The people of Cangye country are all fucking bastards... puff puff puff... eggs!" General Yelu Chengxin of Hanliang country had trembling legs. He was obviously a nine-foot big man, but at this moment, his eyes were red like a young wife who had suffered a great injustice, and the tears in her eyes were about to fall. People felt very distressed.
There was no way, I was really annoyed by Yun Qingyao's laughter.
He never imagined that there was a woman among the people who attacked them, and from the sound of her voice, she seemed to be quite young.
Yelu Chengxin is one of the most loyal supporters of Hanjianglu, the second prince of Hanliang Kingdom. He is also a war god with great military achievements. He is not afraid of death. Like other generals, he believes that dying on the battlefield is their honor.
But even if I have to die, it should be honorable, dying in a real battle with real swords and guns, instead of dying in this cowardly way, bringing shame to my ancestors, in a dirt pit!
No, the pit is already full now.
They were just totally messing around.
"Puff puff......"
"Puff puff......"
"Woo, woo, woo, poof!"
There were bursts of popping sounds again.
Yelu Chengxin hated the puffing sound, but no matter how much he hated it, he couldn't stop it.
At the beginning, the military doctor could still make medicine for everyone, but now, the military doctor himself had trembling legs and was squatting among their army of butts, puff puff!
"Wow, General, I want to go home. I miss my mother!"
Suddenly, a young soldier with sunken eye sockets and childish look spoke out everyone's thoughts with red eyes and choked sobs, which instantly resonated with most of the soldiers.
Many people sobbed along with the soldier.
At this moment, in addition to the puffing sounds and comfortable wailing sounds in the valley, there was also the sound of sobbing. General Yelu had led troops for decades and had fought in countless battles, big and small, but no matter what, he had never felt as frustrating as he had in the past few days.
The boy does not cry easily.
Crying has never been Yelu Chengxin's style.
But at this moment, he suddenly felt that he really wanted to cry.
But, can he?
The answer is: Of course not.
If he knew, everyone could cry at this time, except him.
Because he is the general, the commander of the army, and the soul of the army.
Depression, grievance, anger...
All the negative emotions rushed towards General Yelu, making it hard for him to breathe.
He wants to vent!
He wants to vent!
Otherwise, he will definitely go crazy.
This is what Yelu Chengxin thought, and he actually did it.
But only God knows whether it is useful or not.