kvmb Chapter 301: Blood loss of 1+ in year
Chapter 301: Blood loss of 1+ in year
It turns out... Fu Xuan and I have reached the point of understanding each other? !
Fu Xuan: ...It's a pity that I am unilateral.
"How could that happen? How could I throw firecrackers at the feet of my wife Fu Xuan?"
"You know, I like Fu Xuan's wife...'s milk pudding-flavored ice cream the most! I definitely won't do that!"
Liu Guang said with a fake smile.
Fu Xuan: ...Abnormal!
"Hmph...you better be."
Fu Xuan snorted softly, turned around and looked up at the sky, preparing to enjoy the fireworks set off by others first.
At this time, Liu Guang saw Fu Xuan turn around, decisively took out a bottle, then lit the firecrackers and threw them into the bottle.
Liuguangdian's firecrackers have to wait seven seconds before exploding after being lit, so Liuguang has enough time to close the bottle cap.
so......
The sound of "bong!" was like a thunderous explosion! Fu Xuan's body trembled momentarily, and he subconsciously let out a scream.
"Huh...huh! What are you doing?!"
After being controlled by Liu Guang for two seconds, Fu Xuan finally came back to his senses and turned to look at Liu Guang angrily.
Liu Guang didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, and even winked at Fu Xuan to look cute.
"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't scare me?"
Fu Xuan doesn't like Liu Guang's tricks now. She is immune to being cute.
"Huh? When did I say I wouldn't scare you...I just said I wouldn't throw firecrackers at your feet?"
"Look, I threw what was in the bottle."
Liu Guang said, shaking the smoky bottle in his hand towards Fu Xuan.
Fu Xuan:...ah! This guy is playing word games again! Damn, hate!
......
"Huh... let's set off the fireworks first! When we get back, let's see how I deal with you!"
Fu Xuan snorted and turned around, holding back his anger, ready to get the fireworks to set off.
"Take care of me? That's not possible. I didn't do anything wrong. Master Taibu is not allowed to cheat!"
Liu Guang said confidently.
"Why can't Master Taibu stop cheating? I'll just cheat anyway!"
Fu Xuan also responded confidently.
Liu Guang:......
"As a diviner, you must set an example! Otherwise, as your subordinate, wouldn't I just follow your example?"
Liu Guang said seriously, but her purpose in saying so much was simply not to be bullied by a certain guy.
"Huh? Does Taibu have to lead by example?"
Fu Xuan suddenly turned his head and looked at Liu Guang again, holding a cannon in his hand.
"Then you must lead by example!"
Seeing that Fu Xuan was about to take the bait, Liu Guang quickly emphasized.
"Huh... okay then~."
Fu Xuan breathed softly, and a smile with unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Liu Guang:? Why do you have a bad feeling?
"Liu Guang, from now on, you! Are fired by me!"
Fu Xuan raised his finger and pointed at Liu Guang and said very seriously.
Liu Guang: (#?Д?)? !
"Huh? Are you serious?"
Liu Guang asked in disbelief.
"Hmph...what if? I'll fire you now, so I don't need to set an example in front of you, so from now on I can cheat as much as I want!"
Fu Xuan put one hand on his waist, looking extremely proud.
Liu Guang: ...(#?Д?) Was it originally solved this way? !
......
After more than half an hour, the two girls felt a little tired.
They packed up the fireworks and walked towards home.
On this trip, there is bad news and good news.
Let’s talk about the bad news first~.
When the idiot Liu Guang was playing with the fairy stick, he accidentally burned a hole in his clothes. Fu Xuan laughed at him for a while, and Liu Guang was nearly 100 million points red-hot.
As for the good news...
Fu Xuan still had some conscience. After laughing at Liu Guang, he used his own ability to restore the hole in the opponent's clothes.
After returning home, Liu Guang fell asleep in the end, feeling a little sleepy.
But a certain fanmao didn't intend to let her go. Fu Xuan still remembered the incident when Liu Guang used firecrackers to scare her not long ago.
"Um... Fu Xuan~, can you please stop pulling on me? I'm so sleepy~, please let me go~, you're really angry and you can't bully me again tomorrow~"
Liu Guang begged Fu Xuan coquettishly for mercy in a soft and waxy tone. She didn't know whether she was really sleepy or trying to escape from something.
Fu Xuan was stunned. It had been a long time since Liu Guang had acted coquettishly with him in such a...sounding voice.
If I remember correctly, the last time she did this was the last time.
"That's all, let her go tonight."
Fu Xuan finally relented and no longer planned to bully Liu Maomao.
It's a pity that a guy was given a chance, but that guy sent him away in person. Sometimes it's better not to think too much about it.
[Hey~, I haven’t done it for a long time, and even I feel a little pinched by how cute I am, but this trick still works now, hehe...]
Fu Xuan:......
Liu Guang was secretly happy when she suddenly felt a soft hand on her waist.
Liu Guang:? ? ?
In a daze, Liu Guang was turned over by Fu Xuan.
Just when Liu Guang didn't understand what Fu Xuan was planning to do, there was a crisp "pop"! came into her ears from behind her.
Immediately afterwards, Liu Guang felt a slight pain coming from her buttocks.
"Humph......"
After a certain slap in the face, all the resentment in his heart disappeared instantly.
She didn't turn Liu Guang back, she just stretched out her hand and pulled the quilt over her head and fell asleep.
Liu Guang:......
"Woooooooo..."
After being stunned for several seconds, Liu Guang finally remembered that he seemed to be crying. Otherwise, how could he sleep in a certain Taibu's arms tonight?
Although the Taibu is not very big, fortunately it is not a flat deck, and it is still very soft to rest your head on.
Fu Xuan: ...Is your reflex arc a bit too long?
However, it’s quite sexy, huh? I should have given him two more slaps if I had known.
......
Liu Guang cried for a while and found that Fu Xuan had no intention of paying attention to her, which did not make Liu Guang autistic.
I always feel that Fu Xuan's current effect resistance is getting higher and higher, or should I say? Has she been using her fighting skills to fail?
However, Liu Guang is not a cat who gives up easily. Since Fu Xuan ignores her, she has no choice but to act on her own.
For example... switch to cat form and step on Fu Xuan's breasts. Liu Guang still doesn't believe it. This can't defeat you, little Fu Xuan? Hum hum......
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